Say NO! To Ghey Marriage

There is an expression: "Its often a man's mouth that breaks his nose" well it was falling off a skateboard that broke my nose, ever since then if my nose takes a hit it bleeds. I don't mind a bit of my own blood but it tends to freak others out. That was when the skateboarding craze hit for the first time in Killamory then there were yo-yo's that that renamed 'Spinners' both fads died and kept coming back just like Smallpox.

Anyway since Arnold Schwarzenegger could become governor of Callyfornia and since he is a Nazi cyborg from the future and not even American then I have a shot at it. I may have a checkered past like the time I shot, JFK, MLK, EMF and MILF but bygones be bygones etc and the sexual harassment cases are pure lies. I did used to be a crackhead and a drug dealer who has been caught with many prostitutes but in politics that is good .

Later on this year Callyfornia is going to review ghey marriage. I have decided to stand against it.

This is wrong and disgusting and no one wants to see this or even think about it.

Yuck yuck yuck!


If my day the word 'ghey' meant happy and you know why? because they were free to have sex with whoever they wanted and had disposable income to spend as they pleased.

Let them remain ghey, in the bible it says only the pure of heart shall know the misery known as marriage, lets keep it to ourselves and they can fuck off and stay happy and ghey.


As for same sex, let them wake up night after a night of exciting sex with different people and never let them know the joy to have sex with the same person for years and years running out of adventurous ideas and watching as they get fat and old.

Partnerships in prison is fine as on long sea voyages but queerdom is just disgusting. When I watch porn I want to see a naked man with a huge erection glistening with sweat penetrating a woman and I want to see his climax face, none of that queer bum banditry or gurl on girl stuff thats just wrong and any type of orgy or three-way is ghey too.

Take away same sex marriage, then take away weemen's votes. It all went wrong with birth control and child support payments. America is like the Roman empire on speed, if it is to last another 100 years then you need me I'll sort it out. The blacks will be sent home to Africa free of charge where they will be happy, no more abortion. The unwanted children will be put into camps and turned into soldiers, health care will be available to all except the fat, old or very sick, all the dangerous criminals will be given box cutters and left to roam free in the middle east. America will be the land of the free once again as soon as I raise taxes.


God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve, er actually he did create them too so I'm at a loss therefore what I don't understand must be killed, Arabs I don't understand them either or Welshmen, kill them all and let God sort out the mess.

Look what fun the bloke is having, doesn't this seem so pure and holy as if God himself wanted it? I'm sure the woman is enjoying it too but as long as the man cums then thats God's will.



So wrong and demonic, I refuse to look at her shapely arse.


Then again what business has the fucking government got telling people who they can or cannot marry? This politicking is very difficult.



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The Mating Game

I am so fucking hot!

In the animal kingdom mates are picked not for the ability to buy rounds of drink but for health and plumage.
You pathetic mortals are just animals ................. so you are. In the golden god circles in which I move we call you jelly bags or meat sacks, no offense.

Mates (to mate with) are still picked by plumage and health in the human world and also if they have been on TV or did something remotely famous. Bragging rights, I want to shag famous film star Olivia de Havilland before she dies just so I can brag about it, shes 92 but I bet she can still buck like a mule.


She'll die with her boots on and they'll be up in the air.

Ugly fuckers like JFK or Slick Willy Wonky Clinton can get the weemen just because they were presidents. When I chat up weemen in a bar and they ask what I do for a living I say "I'm the president" it works 9 out of 10 times.


Look at my crotch bitch now suck me like I'm a big fat Cuban.

We all know what men want in a woman, they want her to be there and possibly conscious, consent is usually good too. Oh and alive some men are just so picky.

This is what men want right? to me I find their hips too narrow for good child birthing and checking out other weemen is a bad sign, yes I want you to make out with another gurl, famous last words when they find out they like it more.

Marriages based on what you can get or settling are doomed to failure, especially when fag hags marry ghey men in denial. Imagine these two having sex, do ya still have yer breakfast? its the most important meal of the day eat it again ya cunt.




I just didn't get these two, she is perfect while hes a boring dry shite. I mean how big is his dick? it must be huge for him to look so look so smug. Well they broke up too as she really wants me and she knows it.

"A man in a cap is to be lusted over" thats in the bible you know. The late Jack Sugden here used to have pussy thrown at him, well not at him launched in the air for him to shoot at, what a man. I remember when Emmerdale was called Emmerdale Farm, yep the Yank readers are totally lost.


Its more than just psychical for me I want a woman with talent.


Talent and a blog I'm sick of bimbos with nothing to say just hot firm bodied sex all the time it gets so boring.

Weemen want cock, cuddle and chocolate and to be told lies about the size of their arses and for you to appreciate them as people, silly things like that. While weemen don't get attracted to fake tits and a stench trench to poke they do get attracted to men who will treat them like shit, the wrong kind of plumage I believe, but they like everyone else must learn from their mistakes.

Willow from Buffy.

The older you get the more yer tastes change and while you were young and hot you'd not look twice at someone but now you would as age and desperation er I mean maturity kicks in yer standards change.
Even gingers have a chance with me now, as do the blind, the mentally disabled and the incontinent. Any continent really.

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I'm A Winner!!!!

I entered a competition on the beautiful MJ's blog to put a name forward for her dating service. You know me I pull a few names out of me arse and submit them with the minimal amount of thought cos I'm lazy. I had 'Very last chance dating service' or something like that but the readers picked, ' Fag, hag and the odd slag dating service' . I was more surprised than anyone that I won and for my sins I gave MJ my address for my super duper prize.

Yes I do suspect it was rigged just to get my address in order to send hate mail and debt collectors to me as that is what I got, well ok thats what I usually get.

I got a package very quickly from Canada containing the above book. She said it might cum in handy. It was a short book with lots of pictures so I was pretty pleased.




MJ then went on holiday and sent out postcards to all her devoted followers. I was outraged at the rude word that was on it and so was my neighbour the vicar who got it by mistake. That was just before he left his wife and ran off with the organist . His wife should have played on the organ more I reckon.One of the bits of advice was if you see a mountain lion flash it, it also suggested that method for weemen in the park and for when you hang around the local school during lunch break. Tell me something I didn't know please.

I actually did the research for this book, I was the one who jumped out of moving cars while taking notes and was the test subject for the section, 'how to take punches to the head' I'm surprised I'm not drain bamaged by now.



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Jet Li Meet Bus Li, Bus Li Eat Jet Li

I recently heard about this bloke who stabbed a guy 50 times aboard a bus in Canada. 40-year-old Vince Weiguang Li, of Edmonton stabbed 22 year old Tim McLean who witnesses say was asleep when Li attacked him with a knife.

The news didn't release right away was that Li also had a pair of scissors and was cutting bits off the body and eating it.

Maybe bus companies will look at this and provide snacks aboard buses.

Ok this bloke Li must of had some mental illness no doubt caused by steroids in the food and too much coffee or as I suspect the power of evil infected him.

I don't mean the Devil, Lucifer or any other dumping ground for bad in order to make God look good I mean that evil exists and I believe it is as real any physical illness.

Being a sufferer of depression (mostly caused by my blog readers) I know that evil is attracted to those who are mentally vulnerable and go on to make it worse until you pull yer boot straps up and tell it to fuck off. Yes I have held my service revolver in my hand and thought about ending it all ............. no not killing myself, more like killing you fuckers which is why I never get told real life home addresses.

If allowed to wallow in self pity and if you listen to the voices that tell you to kill all the hoors you'll end up on a bus with a severed head chomping on an ear, trust me on this and learn from my mistakes.

Besides it seems that Asian males are nuts anyway be it the hunter that shot people, the Virginia tech shootings, the Glasgow airport bombing or Indonesia in general.

I'm not being racist just don't trust those inscrutable slitty eyed fuckers especially the ones that carry big knives and a pair of scissors.



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Torture Music

I'm angry again, this kidz Bop shite with 10 kids singing the same song and the songs all sound the same while doing moves a stripper would be proud of. I wonder do Priests and other pedos tune into the Disney channel for a wank?

Please would someone ask the Bishop of Leeds for me as he isn't taking my calls anymore since our last tiff.


If yer under the age of 16 I do not want to see you get on like an adult in manner of dress. I say 16 because child benefits stop at that age in the UK cos you have to go out and get a fucking job then. Unlike America where they patronise you until the age of 21 then again 21 year-old Yanks are still quite immature due to being treated like kids for longer who then grow up to be useless adults who still think they are 21 and don't know how to boil an egg.



Remember this? what fucking parent does this to their child? Yes the world is full of Ramseys and McCanns whose head is up their holes and their children pay the price.

Adults can get on like hoors or whatever they should know better but the kids have to be protected and given structure in their lives not mobile phones.



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Boxing Day

The ancient Greeks used to partake in sports like boxing and wrestling, they also thought buggering young boys was cool.


Time to give my expert and most valuable opinion on the sport of boxing. The point of boxing is two opponents beating on one another until one can't anymore, sure that sounds great but there are poofy things called rules involved and you know me and rules, my dislike of rules has made me vastly popular with the Diocese of leeds and my fellow bloggers . Go one about freedom of speech all you like but when there is something you don't like you attack.

At big boxing matches they have hot weemen holding up cards to tell people what round it is. I don't see the need for the card but I do like hot weemen.


Call Boxing sport or art or science if you want, sport is an excuse for men to hug, kiss and grapple half naked without coming out of the closet, art is for boring twats who cry at sunsets and science doesn't exist, sorry I don't believe in it.

I'd say she was more of a 9, don't put yerself doon so much lass.


Boxing or fighting for sport has gone on for centuries, the people who do this for a living are intellectuals who only do it to fund their helping of orphans in the third world and their research into curing cancer.

Here is a boxing world champion showing off her not very practical belt.



"Lower, lower oh yeah thats it, so do you fancy a tough game of chess later?" "Ok as long as I can be the top hat."


Only kidding smart uns may spar or train now'a'days since boxing went mainstream but really boxers aren't too bright or they wouldn't be boxers, just like supermodels there are time contraints on their career and injury may stop it, you don't get many 80 year-old supermodels or boxers making it big.


Yeah shes ok, she may be able to punch me out but would she gets my humour?




I've watched boring heavyweights leaning on each other totally knackered and lightweights pancing about with fists of fury, very homo erotic and primative.


Or just plain minging, must be leezers.


As long as people will pay to see it people will become boxers.

I've boxed in the army and I didn't like it, it takes a lot of endurance and to be honest I felt very flat footed and heavy I liked the martial arts training better.

In the real world I've been in fights and have won more than I've lost but I've used my head, feet, knees etc and also whatever was lying about. Train all you want it takes just one surprise or lucky hit to put you doon. If yer fit you can take more or run away faster.

I see boxing as being outdated and so does the world otherwise you wouldn't have all this Ultimate fighting coming out. I suggest we totally move it on and have knife fighting or swords and someday we'll have 21 st century lazer fights.


Yes we all hang around this interesting bloke for his mind and personality or was it because the boss told us too? There are more brain cells in my shit than in this picture, do these people love themselves or what?


Muhammed Ali was intelligent and handsome right? well thats what we were told, we were also told that the Kennedys and the weemen from sex in the sexy are glamourous bollocks. How smart do you have to be to convert to Islam? and besides if boxing was so good why did Ali have objections to his hefty daughter becoming one?
I looked at Ali the other day and I think I could take him, he didn't look so tough.

Its all a bit of crack at least its not you getting the shit knocked out of you but then again no one offers me 10 million to get beat up in public.

Like everything else boxers start losing and become has beens, like actors and singers and even bloggers, I used to be great you know I could have been a contender then I stopped caring so much now take me or leave me many have I don't do this for a living or I might have to put thought into my posts.

At least I have my looks and thought proces........................................ look a porn site with midgets .




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Pussy Galore

Has anyone tasted pussy? I've heard it tastes minging. Please dear readers go out and buy some pussy and tell me how it tastes.

At last pube free pussy in a can best tasted warm.


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