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Tributes

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.

Patrick McGoohan died aged 80 on 13th January 2009 in Santa Monica, Callyfornia, following a fight to the death with Ricardo Montalbán, 88 who died of his wounds 14th January 2009.

McGoohan was born in New York and raised in Ireland and England. To me he is most famous as #6 in The Prisoner series he was once considered for James Bond, legend has it he turned it doon because it wasn't a good role model.

He once said about sterotyping:

Mel will always be Mad Max, and me, I will always be a Number.



Ricardo Montalbán born in Mexico became an American and did the roles Americans didn't want to do for half the price.
I think he is best known as that smug twat on Fantasy Island and as Chuka Khan Noonien Singh in 'Star Trek II: The Wrath of lunch'.

He was in his 60's when he did that flick and the chest muscles were his own his hair belonged to Limahl from Kajagoogoo.

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Not A Threat ..... A Promise

Listen up America! I have been waiting for this moment since 1812, yes that is just after dinner time to you 12 hour clock mongs.

Yer weak president Bush has made his apathetic farewell speech leaving Iraq unfinished as his father did. Yer president elect Barack Osama is doing some train journey in the style of that Lincoln arsehole.

While yer leadership is vulnerable I choose this time to take over the United States Of America or USOA.
You shall all pledge loyalty to me and I shall rejoin our lands to the north and south, Canada and New Mexico and we shall be a great nation once again. Not just a Super power but a Super duper power.

If you don't surrender within 4 of yer earth hours I shall


Post pictures of sad white people doing gang signs.


And go into detail of my Sex in the city gangbang............. Yes I did bump uglies and at one point it was 'sex up the shitty.'

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A Sign

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An Apology To Islam For Yesterdays Post

I meant to include these pictures ya dirty savages.

Has Blogger shut me doon yet? Is this thing on?Where is my Fatwa?

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Insults On Demand

"Careful George he has us where he wants us don't slip up."

There was some news about 'those' people like Amy Winehoose getting death threats from Islamic groups because of Gaza, oh no not Amy please no don't take our angel! anyway what a load shite she'll off herself before you get to her and besides she has crazy eyes she'll cut ya.

Sexy Amy turns her back on the Jewish community and disguises herself as a raghead.

I have been for years trying to get a Fatwa onto me, it seems there is a waiting list, worse than the bloody NHS. Donn Coppens is hoping for one too and knowing how slick and offensive he is I bet he gets one before me so. Hes Canadian but with a hint of steel. I'm yet again going all out for a big fat Fatwa and on a Friday .

Osama still hasn't replied to my challenge of hand to hand combat so I hope the rest of the big bad Islamic extremists have more balls than the ones on their chins.

If this post offends any Muslims then go and hand yerself into the nearest police station and stop wasting time reading blogs.

I hope this post brings together different cultures like what is going on over in Palestine.


I remember this passage, "Blessed are those who eat fiber, for they shall be regular". Regular people piss me off with all their smug shitting.


Wrong Fatwa............ Hmmmm strawberry!


The Gaza Strip. It looks like they are having a fireworks display or something, yay more!


Paul 'Gaza' Gascoigne the footballer.


Just about anyone should find this picture offensive.


Ayesha being his child bride cos as you know Mohammad was a pedo like so many in the Arab world. On my news blog I did a hard hitting report about an eight year-old gurl getting a divorce from her 30 year-old husband in the Yemen.


I said Fatwa not yer Ma .............. try not to stare.

The chain of command.

A Fatwa or some kind of threat would be lovely, maybe some outrage. C'mon Sandsavages the Diocese of Leeds threatened legal action you can do better than those Kaffars.



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A Mild Cigar By Hamlet

"Alas, poor Knudsen! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent blogging: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times and I swallowed the gravy."

Which explains why he has my cap and me skull to fuck. Just keep that cunt Horatio away from me coxis. I thought it was ironic giving the dead body of a real Time Lord to a bloke who played one on the telly. I'll not tell you when I die but put it like this, nothing much will matter any more after the year 2012.



I won't be in the office today as the boss is sending me up to Sacramento with an urgent package and I have to meet a dead- line or my arse is fired. No sorry I made that up I think I might be a pathological liar but then if a pathological liar told you that would you believe them?

I actually have to fly over to the UK, thats Ukraine HA! Well actually my mate Buddy told this paper pusher that I was from the UK and he actually thought it was the Ukraine, Americans are fucking dumb and no mistake. No offense to all you simple minded Yanks out there.

I'm flying over to the Ukraine to lean on them to get them to pay their gas bill and stop fucking around. The Russians are desperate for the money as it was due on the 1st and the UKies are all, "Sorry me Da isn't in and he has the cheque book" or " I'm no paying for that as you sent it doon the wrong pipe."

I hate dealing with Slavs, I'm not in anyway a racist but Slavs are a dirty, filthy people and I wouldn't let one of my kids date one.


I also kicked yer dog ya fucker now get off my lawn!


Next week is a week of new beginnings. Kate Homies is bringing little Tommy Cruise to his new school won't that be exciting? His last teachers said he was a delight to have in class as long as he stayed off the furniture and stopped handing out Scientology leaflets.

I met him once you know, he looks taller in real life and no he is not technically a little person.


This post doesn't amount to much really, my post tomorrow will inflame the world of Islam and my Monday post will stop any chance of me getting a ride off the weemen who read this blog.

I just want to ask something, well its actually a question for a friend. Does anyone else get turned on sexually by this last picture?


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