NASA, you wankers

NASA has lost 700 boxes containing the original recordings of the Moon landings, they have searched for over a year but have not found them, I wonder if it shows you a blooper reel.

Old Knudsen has insisted for years that the Moon landing was a fake, why have they not gone back?, where is our 21st century moonbase ?, I'll tell you where, in a sound stage in Area 51, a ploy to beat Russia and swindle 30 billion from the public.

Do you really think these people are capable of sending astronauts to the Moon and safely back again?, now in the 21st century they are still using 20 year old craft that just go up and cruise, that's assuming a seagull doesn't shit on it and they have to cancel a launch or that the shuttle just doesn't go poof!, Old Knudsen 1 NASA nil.