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Showing posts with label Overrated stuff in my humble but correct opinion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Overrated stuff in my humble but correct opinion. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Overrated Over Sexed And Over Here.

Clive Owen, mediocre at best, off with his head.

I got the idea for writing about things that I think are overrated from Foot Eater who in turn got it from Andraste who in turn got it off a homeless crackhead she saved from drowning, long story. I'm sure there are many more but I really couldn't be arsed, I was going to do a list of Bloggers who I think are overrated but my own name kept coming to mind. If you wonder why I no longer do links in my posts, I talk about you bastards all the time too much like hard work.


Citizen Kane: what a load of shite, its one of those films people pretend to like and admire in order to be a trendy intellectual.

Uma Thurman,Kate Moss,Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta Jones .


Playstation/video games: I get bored with these too easily as they require minimal thinking and like Blockbuster films only entertain the surface of the brain.

Charles Dickens: "This universal watchfulness not only stopped him on the highway twenty times in a stage , but retarded his progress twenty times in a day , by riding after him and taking him back , riding before him and stopping him by anticipation, riding with him and keeping him in charge."

he has all that riding and even a retard and he can't make it sexy , funny or vaguely interesting ::::::::yawn::::::::: what a boring cunt.

The Kennedys :I never saw the attraction or their charm, a bunch of ugly dirty dicks from a rich crooked family that couldn't keep it zipped, Irish Mafia . Did ya see the size of JFK's head? no wonder lee Harvey Oswald was able to hit it with a crappy rifle, his noggin was massive.

Marilyn Monroe: famous for playing sexy but dumb weemen though she was well spoken in real life, more of an attention whore than me if that's possible, I don't see the big deal.

James Dean: couldn't act for shit and always looked like he was about to cry, one less bad actor in my opinion, rebel without any talent .

Female Porn Stars: with fake boobs that have shifted due to excessive abuse, bleached blonde hair a ton of makeup and deep cell tans aging them decades, in no way sexy.

Hand Jobs: why bother ? no one knows yer stick like you do men. I actually know this fella that when he was young the gurl he was with was a little too rough, he ended up in hospital circumcised due to her inexperience.

East Enders: going by this soap opera cockneys are mean, depressing people, they probably are but I really don't want to know about their lives. I never see chimney sweeps or pearly Kings and Queens, "if you go down Lambeth way, any evening any day, you'll find them all, doing the Lambeth walk Oy!"

Science: Scientists and those Scientologists think they can explain or take the credit for everything, well I don't believe in Science, it doesn't exist .
 
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