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Showing posts with label Wiener. Show all posts

Monday, June 16, 2008

I Haven't Gone Away You Know


I'm looking into buying a motorhome like this one as having a shite in yer vehicle sounds rather fun.

Here is where I do that thing that everyone else does. I go walk about for a while. Yes I realise in doing so that many people will stop checking in to see if I return or not of course you could just sign up on my feedburner on the sidebar and get any posts in yer mail.

I've been blogging since 2006 and have had a fine old time, maybe I've said all that I want to or maybe I just can't be arsed anymore. I hope I've made you laugh a little and maybe boak a bit, if you were offended then good I'm an artist and invoking emotions is my thing, I just hope I've made some people think and that you just didn't miss my points to look at the tits.

I have too little time at the mo to blog and am failing in visiting all yer blogs due to that little time and my dial-up connection, I'm a victim of my own success which is why I still like my news blog. I re-work stories that are out there and treat it like a real news site therefore I don't comment, well ok I may do the odd anonymous comment but there is no pressure to reply with a witty quip as I'm trying to get a job as a professional news cunter.

I'll post on my various blogs when I feel like it, time to blog for myself and if anyone wants to read and keep up then fair play each blog is a different mood for me like, "hmm what will I eat for dinner chips and peas or chips and beans?"

One last thing. If you need a psychic healer to help you or to give you a reading I can totally vouch for Witchypoo.
She can do it over the web or phone and gave me proof of her abilities by being right twice against the odds. Go to her website and purchase her purple plates. I was skeptical at the pseudo science explanation about them but she swears by them and I trust her Mojo.

I got a disk and a plate and put the plate under my pillow, not really expecting much but on the first night I got the best deep sleep I've had in years and I've generally just felt better. Another person I know who slept with one under their pillow had a dream that addressed his issues about not being hugged enough as a child but since his parents have long gone he never healed. He had a dream in which he talked to his parents and told them all the things he wish he could have said to them and got closure.
I called him a pussy and have since stopped him from watching Oprah.

This is supposed to be a palm tree but it reminded me of something else, don't eat here.


My penis has not gotten bigger due to the plates its still a measly 12 inches long but my leg that was bitten off by a Great white panda grew back ...................... which was nice.

I'll be about on the Internet and on my blogs a little but this one I'll be taking a break, click off to another blog for yer fun I have the ideas but not the will.


Oh c'mon if you can't find humour in a big wiener deal then there is something wrong with you.


Saturday, January 5, 2008

Pedo Watch 2008


A convicted child molester and kidnapper died last month after choking on a hot dog. Frederick Fretz, 45, had a liking for 11 year-old boys and was serving a 20-year sentence at the federal penitentiary in Atwater, California.
Medics tried to remove the hot dog from Fretz's throat before taking him to hospital. He was pronounced dead on December 19th .

Praise the Lard! I say this was a hotdog from above. I've always said that the God of love is also a cruel sadist as we all have the same capacity to love as we do to hate.
No the irony was not missed by Old Knudsen That Fretz who molested one 11 year-old boy and kidnapped another choked to death on a wiener.......... Ka-Chow!



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