Castro The Dead Spide

Chav, White trash, Ned, whatever, pimp up yer Spide.

Is that KFC? do you deliver?

What a funny world we have going on at the minute I can't wait to see what Pervez Musharraf in Pakistan is going to pull out of his hat to stay in power now that he was talked into doing that democracy crap, you'd think that people could see by now that it doesn't work.

Kosovo has claimed independence and has been recognised by America, Britain, France and Germany to name a few. Spain and Russia say no. Ever since we bitch slapped the Spanish Armada in 1588 and I made their commander Medina Sidonia gag on my huge cock (as was the way back then) before sending him off to breed with the Irish I couldn't care less about the Spaniards, whose ascared of Al Qaeda? Spain is!

Only the Russians would think about making Russian Roulette easier. For ages 3 and up.

Now the Russians are just crazy brutal cunts, you'd better pay yer gas bill on time or they will point their nukes at you. They are feeling a little surrounded at the moment which is worrying because they are bound to push back, threatening the Ukraine with nuclear holocaust if they joined NATO is just the start, this Kosovo thing is the start to the new cold war.

Where am I and why am I wet?

Fidel Castro has stepped doon as dictator by writing a letter of resignation, yeah right. I killed that cunt way back in August 2007, anything they say don't believe it. Who would you believe commies or me?
No change for Cuba as Bush still sees the Castros in charge.

Most importantly was that singer/crackhoor Amy Winehoose won 5 Granny awards which is named after the inventor of the Granny Smith apple.
Obama won one for his audio book beating Bill Clinton (again) as Bill was getting sucked off during the taping and didn't enunciate as well.

I'm not much of a Winehoose fan I can't get past the drugs/drinking and face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Yeah yeah a tortured artist who has it so bad, I do understand her somewhat as I have a degree in pop psychology.

Sure she suffers from depression, with a face like that what can you expect ? yet another of Gods jokes, I knew this lass named Anne, she was 18 but looked 40, ugly as sin with a humped back but she could sure sing like some Goblin Angel thing.

Depressed people sometimes get so bad that they see no other option than to give up and cave in or others allow themselves to give up as a form of woe is me attention. Going by her lyrics she has allowed herself to be self-destructive as a self-fulfilling prophecy thing, "don't get close to me cos I'll bore of you and burn you as I burn myself." I've heard some of her songs and they are catchy and good, she writes what she knows like the best bloggers do and its from the back of the head and the heart.

Winehoose has been compared to the likes of Janis Joplin or Billie Holiday I hate that shit its like when they call a film the new Die Hard or something instead of just rating it on its own merits.

People have a rosy memory of those famous figures from the past, just look at JFK that man was a total prick but now people go on about how great he was and what did he do? Theres a lot between saying and doing.

Speaking of daughters isn't she hot? shes someones daughter you know.

Back to the Grannys, Natalie Cole the daughter of Nat King Cole said that Winehoose shouldn't get the awards because she isn't a good influence on kids. Cole has done drugs in her time and has gotten clean (allegedly) I think that's the pot calling the kettle black if you pardon the pun. I remember Natalie Cole, she was famous for 5 minutes in the 80's when she used her dead father on video to record a duet, a totally forgettable song that I can't remember right now but hey what a classy way to get fame, beats talent anyday.

Yank: "Don't you gesture at me you brown person, you'd be speaking German if it wasn't for us." Brown Person:"Sir er madam please calm doon." Yank: "USA USA USA!"

Cole is just miffed that a Brit won big and someone as cool as Britney (don't let the name fool you shes a yank) wasn't there to show them how its done.

Cool Britannia! I'd hoist that up my flag pole.


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Walk Like An Egyptian.

"The sands of Saqqara reveal lots of secrets," said Egypt's antiquities expert, Zahi Hawass, he showed reporters around a 4,000-year-old tomb of mud bricks that belonged to a scribe of divine records, Ka-Hay, (not Ka-Chow!) and his wife.
"It doesn't look great because it was built from mud brick and not built of limestone, but I really believe that this tomb is very important," said Hawass.
Of course its important its got Egypt on the news again which is all you live for Hawass. Have you ever seen this fellow? everytime a camera crew turns up in Egypt to get a shot of a mummified turd from Ramses the Regular they have to get permission from Hawass and he says, "how much film time will you give me?" a middle eastern gentleman with an Indiana Jones style hat (what else would you wear?) and everything uncovered is vastly important to understanding history.
If there is a special on the History channel he'll be on it in fact the man even won a Emmy for a documentary he did, not bad for a secretary-general of the Supreme Council of Antiquities and Director of Excavations at Giza, Saqqara and the Bahariya Oasis which is what his over inflated job description is.
he has his own web site and fan club, I'm waiting for him to bring out "Hawass the fragrance, smell like an Egyptian" or his own clothing line.
The guy has qualifications and awards up the yang and I'm sure one has to be 'Media hoor of the year' the man is worse than a Blogger .

He just found a necropolis that was dedicated to a Dentist, the last dentist I had only had my bite marks on his hand as a dedication from me, those needles they stick into yer gums, sore as fuck and do nothing I can't imagine what they had back then that was better .
Egyptians are boring as fuck, building pyramids in the desert with little access to the shops, wearing shirts and bad liz Taylor eye makeup,the Royals shagging their own family to ensure a pure bloodline, well that parts ok as the Windsors have been at it for centuries, remember World War I was just a big family argument .
The ancient Egyptians also put to death children with blue eyes as part of their superstitions. I wonder if that's like the old Scottish fear of blondes as they may be Vikings and those randy Vikings did make it to Egypt , even discovered America, a fellow called Knudsen as I remember.

At the start of this year Hawass flew to Florida to have treatment for an eye condition called macular holes, his third world Doctors who were stoned all the way through medical school in the Bahamas saw Nip/Tuck and thought it was better to send him to the States for treatment and a happy ending.
It is thought that the ailment occurred when a stone fell on Dr. Hawass' head during a recent excavation, his sense of smell has increased, he craves the taste of varnish, in my opinion Spar Urethane clear semi-gloss can stand up to any stinking Chardonnay.
Dr Hawass also feels permanently horny and has had to be manhandled away from the murals he was trying to give money shots too though this may have saved his marriage.

Held together with tape and Hawass jizz, he must really love his job.

His The King Tut Exhibit will be in Philadelphia through to the 30th September 2007, Dr Hawass has made great improvement so is not expected to be adding to the collection with his own personal touches.

I don't care what rehab problems Brittany is going through, she has shaved off the lice on her head and doon below and isn't making music, everyone is a winner, except the lice.

Maybe the King Tut/death camp look has cum back into style.