The Great Lemur Threat

You all know how modest Old Knudsen the greatest blogger in the world is, he doesn't like to go into details about his heroic exploits or natural superiority over everyone else but I feel I must on this occasion.

Anyone with any military experience will tell you that SG-19 training level 4 is bad ass shit, well I've had level 7. I would have gotten to level 8 except I had a bad chest cold that day.

SG-19 or Spartans as we were known as are the elite of the elite, Delta Farce, SAS whoever are fucking amateurs compared to us.
While NASA were distracting the public with fake moon landings out in Nevada I was commanding experiments in time travel. I got to a future ruled by Lemurs in which humans were the slaves kept in zoos.

I found out that it was my own sperm that was used in experiments 1000's of years ago that created these super Lemurs. I fell to my knees and yelled at the sky with clenched fists and shouted, "You idiots what have you done? Its a madhoose!" one passing lemur muttered something about me having issues.

I got my space/time travel pod working again and came back and killed the head scientist in charge of Lemur insemination. Hopefully I have saved the world yet again. I don't want to be called a hero I was just doing the right thing.

Time travel works both ways and I have discovered the Great Shasta Lemur.


They haven't gone away you know

A Lemur so deadly it can kill you and you'd only notice 10 minutes later. These lemurs crave human flesh to eat and to fornicate with I don't know what NASA have done but I fear it is too late.

I traveled to Mount Shasta which is here in Callyfornia but they were quite elusive. I got a shot off at something and followed the blood trail but it was just a hiker.

I can only warn you so many times about Lemurs without sounding like a nutcase but they will kill you and skull fuck you, is that what you want?

The great Ronald Reagan once said, "who are you people and what and I doing here?" he also said that if the world had a common enemy like space aliens then the world would unite. I suppose he meant like we did against Germany and then we'd squabble over land after that.

Ask not what yer cuntry can do for you but who you can kill for yer cuntry.

The world is seeing serial killers around every corner, I see Lemurs and being of sound mind and extreme military training I'd believe me.

Arm yerself people and don't trust yer fellow bloggers especially the ones that don't show their faces in their avatars.


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Old Knudsen's Haunted Hoose

I have complied a series of disturbing and frightening images to disturb and frighten you for Halloween. Ghosts and Vampires are old hat, if it scares me then it should scare you too.

AH! mongs and their happy inappropriate closeness.



Oh no! its not just a Lemur but a lemur yob.


Stop the seal killings, kill them all before they get you.

Quick run its the Cyber men.

Creepy creepy fucking creepy.

Daddy's gurl? more like Daddy's window licker.


Not the Scottish speedos, save me Jesus!

GENITAL HERPES................ Thank you Troll for the picture.

Thats how they get the holes into donuts.


Now try to sleep after this post.



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Its Dogs That Kill People Not Guns

People worry about Tigers, Great Whites, Velocirapters, Eagles and Spiders, for some reason ignoring two types of bear the Panda and the Koala, the nasty blood thirsty Lemur and man's best friend the dog.

I'm sick of telling you all about the Lemur threat as none of you have the brain capacity to work it out for yerselves, just because you haven't heard about it means nothing, they cover their tracks well.

Look at these stories then tell me dogs aren't acting dumb, remember the one that talked in Men in black well yeah its just like that . It wouldn't surprise me if the animals mutiny and we're locked up in zoo's and slaughtered for meat, we probably have it coming.

January 2008 , Perry Price, 46, had just shot a goose and went back to his pickup truck to let his dog out to go retrieve it .He leaned over the bed of the truck and lay his shotgun down inside as he unhooked the tailgate. The dog was very excited and started jumping about and the shotgun went off going through the truck's tailgate and into Price's thigh. He was rushed to hospital but the pellets had severed an artery and he died.

In October 2007, James Harris from Iowa had put his gun on the ground to climb a fence and fetch a fallen bird. His dogs followed him too closely, stepping on the gun's trigger and over 100 pellets of birdshot hit him in the calf , he survived.

In August 2007, King George a 150-pound Great Dane knocked a .22-caliber pistol off his owner's end table hitting the 21-year-old owner in the back in Memphis putting him in critical condition, police have ruled the incident as accidental, yeah right.

In may 2006, 53 year-old Janice Jones was eating her his motor home in California when her dog knocked her 9 mm handgun off a seat and onto the floor causing the gun to go off and hit the woman in the leg. Animal control officers said they would be looking into animal abuse charges as the dog seemed to be malnourished and had cigarette burns on his forehead.

What the fuck maybe the dog was bulimic and a heavy smoker who went emo now and again and burned itself, a fucking nut job if you ask me.

September 2004 , Jerry Allen Bradford, 37 from Florida who couldn't find a home for seven 3-month-old shepherd-mix puppies tried to shoot them in the head was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver’s trigger. He was treated at a hospital for a gunshot wound to his wrist. Four of the puppies made it so watch yer back cunt.

These are all Yanks who seem to be fucking useless when it cums to guns, just ask an Arab or a Canuck.

In the UK you'd get arrested for having a box cutter but in the States they give guns and wee cardigans to their dogs, what a bunch of nuts .

I don't think my big black bitch would hurt me, nor would my big black dog. Lemurs are different, I'm on their hit list. I say bomb Mount Shasta which is the home of the Lemurs back to the stone age.

You just never know who to trust on-line. "LOL Old K that was really funny:)"

They are cunning and smart as fuck.

Thats just wrong.

Lemurs just want you dead.

To those new to OBBs do not be alarmed, I do this all the time, I have blogging tourettes .

Lemurs have powerful friends.


Did you know that Jamie Bamber who plays Apollo on Battlestar Galactica is Northern Irish on his mother's side and Yank on his da's? This is what I look like just out of the shower but a little paler and wearing a cap.

And they have an agenda. Clinton looked like a lemur and Bush acts like a lemur, forget about black and weemen presidents only Republicans and lemurs or Republican Lemurs will get the job from now on.

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