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Showing posts with label insane rant. Show all posts

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Welcome To My Crotch

Its the weekend folks and I'm busy, tired and my cock feels like its been rubbed raw with a cheese grater. There must be easier ways to gets the cheese off me cock than that.

Why are ya all blogging go get a life or alternately you can read my archives or write blog posts about me and my greatness. Did I ever tell ya about the time I single handedly defeated the warlord Wassi Khan and 400 of his bravest warriors? Thank fuck for Jet fighter planes I say they certainly don't like the old Sidewinder up them thats for sure.

Why are the terrorists wearing Balaclavas? they all look the same anyway. In the newspapers they say "suspect a 5 foot 9 inches male of medium build and was last seen trying to rape an old granny" yeah but they don't say if he was black, Asian or Hispanic. I bet if he was white they'd mention that.
I'm no a dumb white supremacist but reverse racism is a real thing due to political correctness, you know the thing that stops free speech.

Like I said I'm too busy to post.



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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Star-vation Salvation Salivation

I always got pissed off at Bob Geldoff after our money for Africa, what am I a cash machine? The people of the UK had millions gathered and sent within hours of hearing about the Asian tsunami, as nice as that is its not right that the governments of the world still years after haven't fulfilled their pledges............. old news.

I've heard a lot in the news about world wide famine and food shortages. You know me I cut through the hype and the bullshit and look at my watch and say, "must be time to scare the public again." We've done several pandemics that include flu and aids then theres terrorists, mad cows, birds with colds, cancer from mobile phones, coffee and not paying taxes, Global warming, Global ice-age, meteors, Commies, El Nino and you know what? I don't believe in most of it or give a shit.
If it happens then its the will of God so deal with it and go talk to him at a church if hes got the balls to show his face there.


That explains where the fuck my flying cars of the future are.

Growing corn for fuel what a fucked up idea nearly as stupid as those curly energy saving light bulbs that can cause migraines and contain enough mercury to be a health hazzard if they break.

Why do 3rd world cuntries want to grow corn and continue to grow the opium poppy? because its a better return for their money and less effort than growing food crops.
Even as the media focuses on little black babies with flies around their heads dying of hunger what are the real reasons for world hunger ?

There is an abundance of food in the world not scarcity. Enough food is available to provide at least 4.3 pounds of food per person a day worldwide­ enough to make most people fat.

The reason why they aren't getting their bellies full is because they are poor, even the so-called 'hungry countries' have enough food to feed their people but rather than feed the poor to which there is no profit they export it.

To be honest what do we know about hunger anyway? ever hear someone say, "I'm starving" because they haven't ate in 4 hours? or even "starving to death" that's like when they say they are "dying with a cold".

I haven't been hungry and without money for more food since my youth, it was scary but nothing like the desperation seen in refugee camps in Africa.



Typical Blogger, looks quite similar to me actually around the nipples. This lass has one hot sex blog.

You can blame nature for famine if you want it isn't going to take offense, food is always available for those who can afford it.

Many people live on the brink of starvation and a natural disaster only draws attention to their plight when they get pushed over the brink.
In cities across the world many homeless die from the cold every winter, is that the fault of the weather or society for not putting them into labour camps?



Don't worry folks we're winning the war or is it two wars?

Over population isn't a valid excuse either, sometimes I feel from the media that the world is full up on every possible space by people.

For every Bangladesh, a densely populated and a hungry country, we find a Nigeria, Brazil or Bolivia, where abundant food resources coexist with hunger.

In Europe the population is decreasing but they still have hunger as found out by all the immigrants even though food is still exported in a major way.

In many rapidly expanding countries like China or India you'll find the most hungry are weemen and children as they are less valued by the cultures itself especially girl children.

What the fuck is 'Free Trade' I'll tell ya what, that means poor countries can make money with exports and workers who work for less with little standards or choice. Send food to feed the livestock of richer cuntries while yers starves.

People will feed themselves if allowed to. Governments, large corporations and the World bank create obstacles that prevent them from doing so.

Do skinny dying Africans want to be on the BBC news choking on a cup full of watery rice while you sit in front of the telly having yer dinner?

The aid agencies struggle to feed the hungry now, the food shortages will finish many of them off that's for sure but will our fat bellies be effected? nope just our wallets as the price goes up, people will complain as they do the cost of cigarettes and petrol but they will still buy it and still get fat.

Third world hunger means a cheaper work force hungry to have yer job out-sourced to them, then buying cigarettes becomes a struggle and you can only drink once a week instead of twice.


It all comes doon to money and honest people in governments to distribute the food and make sure the local warlord doesn't just take it to feed his troops who are allegedly fighting for the people.


I never understood businesses that don't value or appreciate their workers and treat them like shit cos that builds up grievances and they make it their job to pay their wealthy bosses back instead of loyalty.

Its the same as countries chipping away at the poor and hoping they will just die instead of helping them help their selves which will then help the country.

Knowledge is power so education and training should be paramount and incentives to stay in yer community. Give hungry farmers plots of land to work and the ripple effect will grow from there.

Why is this cunt so fat? did a skinny person bite him as a child? do I see a food shortage in his future?

Reducing the importance of politics and religion is also a key, how much is spent on giant stadium churches or campaigns just to see which candidate from the same party at each others throats will go for president ? its just so ridiculous.

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Stop-Cock

The navy makes Gheys look queer.

I don't care what you think about actor Ryan Phillippe, its not yer opinion that matters here remember but I think hes a cunt I just get that impression everytime I see him.

That's not important his latest film is. He plays Sgt Brandon King in the film Stop-loss. Now I haven't seen it but its shite, I mean I don't have to shag fat Brenda to know she will give me the clap.

He is a soldier in Iraq but the film is not a war film. He does his tour of duty and is sent home, then he finds that the government it sending him back going by the Stop-loss policy that's a wee US military requirement for soldiers to remain in service beyond their normal discharge date. The UK has that too, if they need you within 5 years they can bring you back in.

The King character is a whiny shite because he thinks he did his part and should be let off, what does he call it 'back door drafting' I believe.

Maybe he should have read the terms and conditions. The film was directed by a woman, now nothing against weemen as they have their place in the world otherwise clothes would never get cleaned and dishes never washed cos we men are just sooooo bad at that HA! I'm sure this woman Kimberly Peirce who did 'Boys don't cry' and directed one episode of The 'L' word is well versed in the military mindset or at least the modern day American military mindset.

Yeah yeah they are doing a great job etc etc when they aren't getting their arses kicked by ragheads raping and shooting 14 year-old gurls and her family , killing Canadians and making human pyramids, mistakes happen in war, in the American case it happens more than most but hey if it wasn't for them we wouldn't be free or is that just the xenophobic fear that's been drummed into us talking?

This film is looking at things from a civilian point of view, being British and ex-military I don't think I have a god given right to be treated special, I took the oath to the Queen and that doesn't end upon discharge its a fucking oath, not a vow as in marriage that's different and quite disposable.

When you enlist you sign away yer rights and the government own yer arse so quit whining Sgt BK and go and do yer job and finish it this time.

I thought Nam vets whined like little gurls but now people think its a right to play their X-box .

The soldiers of WWII got on with the job and beat the enemy as they didn't have much choice, their bases didn't have Pizza huts and laundrettes provided by Haliburton , they ate spam for breakfast spam for lunch and if they were lucky spam for dinner and did they complain? fuck yes but it was better than nothing.

When Meril's marauders out in Burma or the forgotten war as it was called got dysentery they cut the arses out of their trousers and continued on, that's when Americans had some moxie and not just big mouths.

Bring back media censorship for war time as Churchill and FDR had and stop trying to undermine the war effort just because you don't believe in it.

The Islam extremists like any other terrorist needs double tapped because that's in the Bible....................... somewhere at the back.


On a side note, is everyone named Ryan a cunt?

 
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