Kiss My Rebuttal

Luckily most people that read me don't know who Lilly Savage is.

Due to that Donald McConnell fella at the Homo has Escaped blog talking about the beautiful Laura Bush's smile being like the Joker's and the fact that I didn't bother me arse doing a post today because I had to rush to the hospital and have a catihar put into my willy. I didn't have to but its a pleasure and pain thing and none of yer business.

Some call me an old fucker, some call me the gangster of up the bum nay babies, some people call me KnudsOn when I speak about how you are a cunt.

I'm a lover I'm a sinner I'm the greatest blogger and I'm a rimmer I write my posts on the commode.
I'm the Joker I'm a boaker I'm a midnight poker I sure do like to hurt yer bum.


Oh and that Mago fella is so close to joining the gallery of wankers for his 'Tea is for the weak' remark.

If it wasn't for tea the British Empire which I am a proud throbbing upstanding member of would not have ruled 3 quarters of the Earth. You wouldn't have Australians and Canadians to mock and belittle if it wasn't for us and you certainly wouldn't have that traitorous cuntry called America or the US of butt of my jokes as I like to call it. Robert Mugabe wouldn't have a nation to pin all his troubles on and you wouldn't have a language which all savage races strive to speak.......... yes you Mago, restore order to that.

Tea has an ingredient called Corbomite that mingles with the British blood to produce a Superior being of super strength and intellect. It works best with blood of Scottish origin and not so well with English blood. Other close cannon fodder races like the Irish and Welsh just don't have the gene.


Being a leader and not a follower I have no idea how to put blogs I follow onto me profile so either tell me or just assume I think yer a cunt.

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The Devil made me do it.

When Old Knudsen was being subjected to his 4 hard years of education he resented every moment of it," please mummy" I'd beg," let me work down the pit", " maybe in another couple of years little Knudsen, when you're 12", she'd say, I don't think she remembered my name half the time, my brothers Gustave and Lars were the favourites so half the time my name would end up Guslars then she would just give up and say "hey you" .

The school I attended was a small one on top of a hill with a winding path to it, my Teachers were Miss McNichols a mean woman with thickly lacquered bulletproof grey hair and horn rimmed glasses, her preferred method of punishment was beating with a ruler on the hands, she taught most subjects, and must of had eyes in the back of her head under the hair somewhere, my only other teacher was young Mr Caldwell, a red headed man with a moustache that belonged on a man 20 years his senior, maybe he thought it gave him authority, he taught English, usually he was flying into rages and throwing things across the room, or he was canning someone who got wrong answers or just didn't do well enough for his liking, of course when faced with unreasonable authority figures Old Knudsen tends to push back, hence this badly punctuated piece of crap , all I learned was to not show pain when he swung that cane, he hated that, he enjoyed making the boys whimper and cry.
I'm sure if hes still alive he would be on some sex offender's database somewhere.

I was looking at the story of the American teacher that had sex with her 14 year old pupil, which one? you may ask, Debra Lafave, the pretty blonde one that danced in her underwear in front of her web cam, she may be very attractive as she has been quick to point out which is why she thinks she got so much attention from the press, as she stated ,"sex sells" have you ever taken your eyes of her boobs to notice her face? vacant is one way I'd put it, even while doing her wee dance, is that her sexy look or is there just no one home? she said her little school friend that she shagged must be feeling guilty because he ratted her out, yep conceitedness is an attractive trait.

Just like in the 90's we had people who were unfaithful claiming to be sex addicts as if this was really and actual disease, you know like Alcoholism, no one forced them, now we have this teacher and anyone else that flips out claiming to be Bi-Polar, something you can't test for with a blood test but is now starting to be the key excuse, I pity those nutcases that have the illness but can manage not to go around shagging 14 year old boys, now Old Knudsen who is suffering from chronic blue balls asks this, where are all these sex mad crazy women? I'm here and I have access to soap if you're picky, and where were the hot sex mad women when Old Knudsen was 14? yeah its always someone else, the only reason the boy 'ratted her out' was, well I'd be telling everyone too.