Valentine Arse!

Today you must express love to someone or yer a sad lonely fucker who will die of warts. Well according to the pressure of society. Buy cards, buy flowers, buy dinner, buy chocolate or sexy lingerie and buy her some too.

All at double the price. Maybe I'm cynical but I don't like to be told when to say "I love you". I also don't like what is expected of us on this day.

Just like the toy ads at Christmas that tell you to buy this toy or yer not a good parent.

Mother's day should be every day. You shouldn't need an excuse like St Paddy's day to get drunk. You should tell yer loved ones you love them everyday ................ nah that last one is a bit ghey just buy them flowers the odd time to get yer hole but not when' the man ' tells you too.

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Patronizing Fucker

The people at Yahoo are pretending that they love me by putting this Chris Evans bastard alike on my Yahoo mail so here he is to annoy you.

I was at a shop yesterday, this place is a popular chain thats quite easy to shop lift from so I won't mention it's name. They sicken me because as soon as they get rid of the Halloween stuff they then put out the Christmas stuff the day after.
So just after New years they put out the Valentine stuff, you know the kind of things, the ever so romantic boxers with hearts on them and the little bears holding hearts that dance to 'you're the one that I want' a ton of chocolates to add a ton of weight on to yer gurl and the usual fake roses.
I don't give a shit about Valentines day, I refuse to be told by society when to be romantic as I am a romantic fucker all the year round for half the price, if you buy stuff at valentines you aren't romantic, you're a fucking stupid brainless sheep thats been neglecting yer loved one all year .
You have to admire the optimism of this shop as they put a display of condoms and KY jellies right beside all the fuzzy red hearts. They also had a tonic that gives 5 hours of energy, who the hell shags for 5 hours? you could help me build a garden shed out the back in that time.