Daniel O'Donnell you twaty cunty blurt, someday you'll be walking doon the street charming all the old weeman with your soft Irish accent and yer middle of the road two stepping song and lack of dance stage act , and you'll feel an almightly blow to the back of yer head, I just want you to know that it wasn't me. I saw who did it, two black fellas it was, maybe a gang don't worry I got a good look at them, don't cry now lad c'mon calling fer yer mammy is very undignified, yes I know you're a very sensitive mummy's boy and most likely ghey but you're an annoying wee wanker, oh fuck it :::::::thud!:::::::Sunday, January 21, 2007
Daniel O'Donnell
Daniel O'Donnell you twaty cunty blurt, someday you'll be walking doon the street charming all the old weeman with your soft Irish accent and yer middle of the road two stepping song and lack of dance stage act , and you'll feel an almightly blow to the back of yer head, I just want you to know that it wasn't me. I saw who did it, two black fellas it was, maybe a gang don't worry I got a good look at them, don't cry now lad c'mon calling fer yer mammy is very undignified, yes I know you're a very sensitive mummy's boy and most likely ghey but you're an annoying wee wanker, oh fuck it :::::::thud!:::::::
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Guns,Germs And Beer.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you...... Oscar Wilde.
Such a manly post, no ironing, spice racks or classic music, hey stop looking at my nipples.Sometimes in this world of PC ness and weemen being allowed to speak freely etc (which in theory I am all for) some men tend to forget what warrior hunters nature intended them to be, maybe its because due to the army experiments and that I have been given extra doses of DG 180 the manliness serum and Alpha male training from Barbara Woodhouse (a man) that whenever I post about gardening, Oscar Wilde or sponge cakes I also must post about half naked weemen, beer and guns, not necessarily in that order , I don't want to get too drippy.
"No I didn't fart it was my cat suit honest, oops sorry that time it was me, and that time I'm on a cabbage diet".
At school I did the normal male type classes like woodwork and metalwork but you got the odd one or two boys that didn't like the cut and thrust world of male bonding and lamp making and did the female home economic and typing classes. Maybe getting in touch with their feminine side got them all the dates, not the guys I knew, they were a little too non threatening ,"I won't go out with you as I see you as one of the gurls".
I don't know what the gurls saw in me, masturbation and John Wayne films were my only interests, no not at the same time, well not always.
I would always get the mate of a gurl running up to me at speed and angrily belt out," hey wee lad, would you see my mate?" , in those days I learned from the movies that females only wanted you so they could smash a bottle over yer head and steal the diamonds, so the answer was mostly no.
Great stuff this Bass. This picture personifies desperation .Females can smell desperation in a man and will avoid him like the plague. Unattainable unavailable men who aren't looking for sex and are more comfortable with their place in life are viewed by a lot of weemen as more human than the single guy that stares at yer tits while talking to you (single is a state of mind, even those who are married can be loathsome enough to think they are still single) I have not had so much attention from weemen than when I've been unavailable, then again a woman just has to smile at a man for him to think that she wants him .
This is commander Ivanna Cumonanof , ex Russian military, she likes kick boxing , knife fighting and her favourite movie is Beaches, she has a WW2 German Walther PP with all the waffen ampts and all, its okay for your back-up in the case of a last resort. She used to carry SIG's in .45 caliber or 9MM. She has had several .45's ,she wants a Beretta M92. but has never fired one but she is always open to new thrilling experiences. If you are a Glock man she would really like to get to know you. If you don't mind Old Knudsen's sloppy seconds, her being on top and the constant blow jobs then she is the woman for you, contact me for a set of code words and if you pass the background check ,polygraph and water torture a date in a public place of her choosing will be arranged, please have a valid passport a ton of condoms and a lots of very strong cigarettes.
Meet another friend of mine, the L1A1 Self-loading Rifle. Adopted from the Belgian FN FAL which can be seen on the BBC news every time theres trouble in Africa or South America. First used in 1954 this 7.62 mm weapon became known as The Elephant gun due to it's stopping power.
Calibre... 7.62mm
Length ... 41.5 in
Weight empty... (kg) 4.337
Weight loaded... (kg) 5.074 with 20 round magazine
Muzzle velocity... 853mps
Magazine capacity... 20 or 30 rounds
Rate of fire... semi-automatic only
Effective range... 800m +
It could be turned fully automatic with a match stick and a piece of tin foil but not very easy to use.A long winded and heavy weapon but accurate and easy to strip and keep clean.It's wooden stock and grip became harden plastic as the years went on. The reason it was retired as a weapon after 30 years of service was that it was too powerful for the Urban setting as many an IRA man found out in Northern Ireland.
I can remember a few years back I was training in the north of England at an army training estate ATE Otterburn. A cold God forsaken moorland. I slept with my SLR in my sleeping bag so it wouldn't rust up overnight, I made the mistake of not doing the same with my water canteen and found it to be frozen in the morning.
No one fucked with Barbara Woodhouse, look how he held this dog by it's throat.Wheres his face and wheres his eye?
There it is its up in the sky
Beam into yer brains the ultimate lie
Accept yer fate with a sigh and on the way out die
But its not over, not while we are high
A thirst and the munchies on the hunt for some pie
Shred the tie for the end is nigh.
Sex,Lies And Tapeworm.
You just know this guy stuffs. What a crazy world at the moment, Europe has been lashed by storms with over 40 dead. The London bombers got their hydrogen peroxide from numerous Sally beauty supply shops to make their bombs with, leading the government to put a ban on peroxide blondes and I must say its about time, when Al Qaeda start using low rider jeans and Burberry and the government bans them the world will be a better place.
You can just feel the chaviness pulsating off her, she thought that Rio de Janeiro was a football player and that horse radishes came from horses.
Jade Goody who caused an international incident on Big Brother has been kicked out of the hoose, she has had her perfume line 'the smell of a chav' dropped from many stores and Big Brother itself has lost a major backer. Jade has gone on to vehemently deny being a racist but cannot deny being a stupid chavy hoorbag, it may not have been about race but it was a good enough excuse to use.
For a while now I've been going on about how when China invades Taiwan that will be the start of world war 3, with China being mates with Russia and Iran they have showed the world they can do what they want and launched a missile destroying one of their own broken doon satellites, to be honest that's their business but the rest of the world gets nervous when powerful countries don't tell them about missile launches . C'mon people all those films from the 60's and 70's were right with millions of Chinkys in red cover alls and hard hats with underground bases trying to take over the world and only Bond or our man Flint can stop them.
They have been cultivating a large number of male births to populate this world conquering army and the incentive for all those female starved horny young male soldiers will be go forth and multiply, go find weemen and breed some allegiance.
Fat Cam
You just know this fella can rip em off with the best of them, being lactose intolerant adds to the flavour. Ice-cream doesn't like him but hes a greedy fucker.
Ever see on the news what I can the 'fat cam' ? when they do a news story about health and eating they always show a street scene of fat people going about their business walking around the town, its always a bonus to show them with some food in their hands, hey they didn't get fat on diet and exercise now did they? the thing is the big boned people (who are not always jolly, that's a myth) are shown from the neck doon as to spare them any embarrassment of bad dress sense I guess.
I'm not fat, I'm not skinny either, I'm cuddly, stocky, lumpy, along those lines but if I was a fatty, er sorry, a person of high body mass and I saw myself on the fat cam as I tucked into a fish supper, big mac meal, quarter pounder with cheese, 3 jam donuts and a large diet coke, I would be scundered, in fact I get embarrassed for them when I watch it but it makes me feel good about myself, I may be a cunt but I'm not a fat cunt.
On the telly you always see hot young weemen working out in their tight clingy outfits at the local fitness centre.
When I go this is what I get still wanking material, though being a shallow creature as most of us are I'd prefer the former, its a wank not marriage.
Who gives a shit? its the weekend go out and do something or someone. I have a massive headache I think it might be a brain hemorrhoid, I suffered from one before so don't worry it just makes my scalp real itchy and I drool and slur my words naturally so its not like you could tell. I will spend the weekend figuring out which countries are going on to my own axis of evil, Lapland and Finland are two separate countries right? which one do those fucking Eskimo bastards cum from? and Estonia that's in Spain isn't it? as you can see I have a lot of work ahead of me.
You can just feel the chaviness pulsating off her, she thought that Rio de Janeiro was a football player and that horse radishes came from horses.
Jade Goody who caused an international incident on Big Brother has been kicked out of the hoose, she has had her perfume line 'the smell of a chav' dropped from many stores and Big Brother itself has lost a major backer. Jade has gone on to vehemently deny being a racist but cannot deny being a stupid chavy hoorbag, it may not have been about race but it was a good enough excuse to use.
For a while now I've been going on about how when China invades Taiwan that will be the start of world war 3, with China being mates with Russia and Iran they have showed the world they can do what they want and launched a missile destroying one of their own broken doon satellites, to be honest that's their business but the rest of the world gets nervous when powerful countries don't tell them about missile launches . C'mon people all those films from the 60's and 70's were right with millions of Chinkys in red cover alls and hard hats with underground bases trying to take over the world and only Bond or our man Flint can stop them.
They have been cultivating a large number of male births to populate this world conquering army and the incentive for all those female starved horny young male soldiers will be go forth and multiply, go find weemen and breed some allegiance.
Fat Cam
You just know this fella can rip em off with the best of them, being lactose intolerant adds to the flavour. Ice-cream doesn't like him but hes a greedy fucker.
Ever see on the news what I can the 'fat cam' ? when they do a news story about health and eating they always show a street scene of fat people going about their business walking around the town, its always a bonus to show them with some food in their hands, hey they didn't get fat on diet and exercise now did they? the thing is the big boned people (who are not always jolly, that's a myth) are shown from the neck doon as to spare them any embarrassment of bad dress sense I guess.
I'm not fat, I'm not skinny either, I'm cuddly, stocky, lumpy, along those lines but if I was a fatty, er sorry, a person of high body mass and I saw myself on the fat cam as I tucked into a fish supper, big mac meal, quarter pounder with cheese, 3 jam donuts and a large diet coke, I would be scundered, in fact I get embarrassed for them when I watch it but it makes me feel good about myself, I may be a cunt but I'm not a fat cunt.
On the telly you always see hot young weemen working out in their tight clingy outfits at the local fitness centre.When I go this is what I get still wanking material, though being a shallow creature as most of us are I'd prefer the former, its a wank not marriage.
Who gives a shit? its the weekend go out and do something or someone. I have a massive headache I think it might be a brain hemorrhoid, I suffered from one before so don't worry it just makes my scalp real itchy and I drool and slur my words naturally so its not like you could tell. I will spend the weekend figuring out which countries are going on to my own axis of evil, Lapland and Finland are two separate countries right? which one do those fucking Eskimo bastards cum from? and Estonia that's in Spain isn't it? as you can see I have a lot of work ahead of me.
Something for the weekend sir? I don't care what dirty cuntry she cums from, Monica Bellucci is a very talented actress as you can see by this dress.
Friday, January 19, 2007
San Bartolome de Pinares.
I don't fancy yours much, or mine to be honest ah well it will all be over in no time.A few years ago I was having sex in amongst the bushes to the side of a golf course with this gurl who worked in a nearby Xtravision, she was a minger but I got to watch free videos and she bought me things so it was a pretty healthy relationship.
After the traditional exchange of body fluids I left her there and started to walk home. I did say she was a minger right? I wasn't going to be seen out in public especially as I was going to be walking past the Newsagents shop where that nice wee ginger gurl worked (I was going through a ginger phase back then) I was walking doon Lovers lane which used to be nice until they started to build houses there and you know what I saw? 3 ugly hags cackling over a cauldron they were stirring. I went over thinking there was going to be some food samples or something like ya do but no they were just hanging about to clue me into my destiny and to warn me about a bad pint I was to drink on Saturday .
They knew my name and told me a few other things that have since come true and if I had believed them I could of betted about Princess Di and made a ton of money out of the crash (she was lovely wasn't she) yadda yadda yadda I'm the Messiah, I'll have a second coming during the night of the drunken moon in a dark alley way that will result in the birth of the blogger who will kill me in an epic Interweb flame war, to be honest I wasn't listening because I could totally see hag nipples.
I think you all know how special I am as I am constantly telling you, no point to this story I'm bored as I've already played with meself and theres fuck all on the telly so anyway.
If there is a subject to this post I'm off it, oh yeah I've stepped off the path, I wasn't going to post as I was quite busy, the fate of the world lay in my hands and I had to fly an alien spacecraft we recovered from Roswell in 1947 and infect the mothership that sits in orbit ready to destroy our world with a computer virus, those aliens are easily fooled by 60 year old spacecraft so they deserved what they got, or was that a film I fell asleep to the other night? I'm not sure I had a boxing match with Apollo Creed and I think he may have knocked my metal plate loose in my head.
I'm sort of glad that the cassette has almost died out , those Boom Boxes as the young folks call them got pretty complicated, they had those direction buttons on them, I could never figure that out, you put it in and it plays the other side. In my day it went from one reel to the other, simple. I can see you all rolling yer eyes as you all have those walking men things in yer ears and those I-Pods and mp -45 players , why don't they call them ear pods? I don't get it, where is the music?
I have long heard about how Barbies are a bad role model for young weemen and give themselves a bad body image, if in doubt about yer body send me a picture and I'll tell ya whats wrong with ya. Those nice barbies have nice cars and nice non-threatening ethnic friends and nice metro sexual boyfriends that turn out to be ghey 20 years into the marriage 'surprise' and now they have a dog that shits and a scoop for them to lift it with thus teaching them responsibility. Now the Barbie makers have given up and realised to stay in the lifestyle she is accustomed to she has to get married . I used to be annoyed when weemen go on about getting married and finding their Disney prince to complete them but this Barbie wedding collection selling the dolls with white virginal dresses is is ok because there is a lot worse out there.
After the traditional exchange of body fluids I left her there and started to walk home. I did say she was a minger right? I wasn't going to be seen out in public especially as I was going to be walking past the Newsagents shop where that nice wee ginger gurl worked (I was going through a ginger phase back then) I was walking doon Lovers lane which used to be nice until they started to build houses there and you know what I saw? 3 ugly hags cackling over a cauldron they were stirring. I went over thinking there was going to be some food samples or something like ya do but no they were just hanging about to clue me into my destiny and to warn me about a bad pint I was to drink on Saturday .
They knew my name and told me a few other things that have since come true and if I had believed them I could of betted about Princess Di and made a ton of money out of the crash (she was lovely wasn't she) yadda yadda yadda I'm the Messiah, I'll have a second coming during the night of the drunken moon in a dark alley way that will result in the birth of the blogger who will kill me in an epic Interweb flame war, to be honest I wasn't listening because I could totally see hag nipples.
I think you all know how special I am as I am constantly telling you, no point to this story I'm bored as I've already played with meself and theres fuck all on the telly so anyway.
If there is a subject to this post I'm off it, oh yeah I've stepped off the path, I wasn't going to post as I was quite busy, the fate of the world lay in my hands and I had to fly an alien spacecraft we recovered from Roswell in 1947 and infect the mothership that sits in orbit ready to destroy our world with a computer virus, those aliens are easily fooled by 60 year old spacecraft so they deserved what they got, or was that a film I fell asleep to the other night? I'm not sure I had a boxing match with Apollo Creed and I think he may have knocked my metal plate loose in my head.
I'm sort of glad that the cassette has almost died out , those Boom Boxes as the young folks call them got pretty complicated, they had those direction buttons on them, I could never figure that out, you put it in and it plays the other side. In my day it went from one reel to the other, simple. I can see you all rolling yer eyes as you all have those walking men things in yer ears and those I-Pods and mp -45 players , why don't they call them ear pods? I don't get it, where is the music?
I have long heard about how Barbies are a bad role model for young weemen and give themselves a bad body image, if in doubt about yer body send me a picture and I'll tell ya whats wrong with ya. Those nice barbies have nice cars and nice non-threatening ethnic friends and nice metro sexual boyfriends that turn out to be ghey 20 years into the marriage 'surprise' and now they have a dog that shits and a scoop for them to lift it with thus teaching them responsibility. Now the Barbie makers have given up and realised to stay in the lifestyle she is accustomed to she has to get married . I used to be annoyed when weemen go on about getting married and finding their Disney prince to complete them but this Barbie wedding collection selling the dolls with white virginal dresses is is ok because there is a lot worse out there.
My names Sharon Chavette, its french you know. If you buy me a pint I'll shag you and yer mate, got any KFC? I'll kick yer fuck in, wot you lookin at then?
To quote Hemingway: "The sky was blue my crotch was wet and the bull was faster than the diego, Ka-chow!".Always one to keep an eye on those dirty Spaniards ever since the Armada fiasco of 1588. On 17th January they had a day to honour St Antony a patron saint of animals. Guess what the dastardly diegos do for this, no not chuck a goat from a steeple as that would be cruel, instead they ride a horse through a bonfire. Remember that post in which I said to respect other cultures and races? that doesn't count with the Spaniards, terms and conditions do apply here.
I have Boycotted all Spanish products, though if a hot Spanish bird wants my body I won't turn her doon as that would be ghey. I am not renewing my membership to ETA this year as they were putting too many demands with on my time and it was inferring with my Blogging also I couldn't understand that dirty lingo they speak, what the hell does viejo estupido mean anyway?
Thursday, January 18, 2007
The Noble six hundredish.
A lot of you young uns don't remember the cold war of the 50's, and so no one gets confused I mean 1854, the Crimean war which was bloody cold, my balls were not bitter back then they were frozen, in fact they didn't thaw out fully until the 1980's but it did do incredible things for my sperm count , oh yeah I made money hand over fist in the 80's, god bless sperm banks, my jizz was in so much demand I had a Swiss bank account for my deposits. I was black balled by the local prostitutes due to my virility, no being black balled by a hoor is not some deprived sexual act, you're thinking of being golf balled.
During my soldiering years I had done my share of marching into battle and my feet said "no more" well actually my feet can't talk but they do bark, anyway *my dogs were barking * so I joined the cavalry , the Royal Scots dragoon Guards to be exact, you may know them as the Scots Greys.
Way back in 1815 at waterloo I had pulled the legs of many a frog and took a French Imperial Eagle as a prize, we so kicked cheese eating surrender monkey ass that day. Of course I didn't get to keep the eagle they went and put it on to the regimental badge and then we gained the nickname 'Bird catchers', here is something you may not know. Tsar Nicholas II of Russia was the colonel in chief of the Scots Greys and after the Bolsheviks murdered him we wore a black patch behind the badge. fascinating huh?
Kilts don't come and go in yer life, they are expensive and not many people have them so I was quite proud of mine, it was a great ice breaker for the ladies so even though I was now a Dragoon Guard I was allowed to still wear it on horse back, Old Knudsen fights like fuck and if it wasn't for my addiction to painkillers, gambling and pornography I'd have lots of medals to prove what a hero I was . They thought so much of me that I was the only trooper allowed to ride into battle side saddle, see how confident in my own sexuality I am? they didn't ask so I didn't tell.
Late October at Balaclava without a balaclava to keep me warm we were ready for action and just awaiting orders, when all of a sudden captain Louis Edward Nolan , all round twat with the waxiest moustache in town came galloping up, that cunt really fancied himself.
he gave a set of orders to our lord Cardigan (inventor of the button up pullover) from the top man lord Raglan. Cardigan said "what the fuck is he serious"? Nolan who was a little agitated because he wanted to achieve glory in battle but was stuck delivering orders said " he wants your 600 to ride down into the valley of death, into the mouth of hell and take the guns, I'll even join you if you think you can't do it".
Lord Cardigan sighed and looked around and said "ours is not to make reply, ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die" .
The very last bit caught my attention the most, um die? what the fuck? why don't they just send in the Royal Irish 4th 5th and 6th Inniskillin cannon fodder er I mean Dragoon guards. No offense to any muck savages reading but no one catches a cannon ball quite like you lot.
So we started doon to the valley of death which I must say is a shitty name, not very inspiring , Nolan went faster which was quite rude as this was Cardigan's charge so he went faster then Nolan went faster and before you knew it we were hurtling straight into the cannons. Cannons to the right of me cannons to the left of me and here I am stuck in the middle with Hugh, that was my best mate, he didn't last long, Nolan also got killed straight away, shot and shell volleyed and thundered all around us, I edged my trusty mare Old Paint onwards through the maelstrom, glad that I wasn't wearing trousers as piss trickled doon my leg.
With sabres sparkling we broke through the Russian line cutting those vodka swilling Cossacks to pieces, then turning back the way we came with cannons still firing on three sides we made it back and out of range, we regrouped to count the living, 195 left out of over 600, hardly a man left uninjured, I myself had a nasty friction rash where my scrot had rubbed against my thigh with all that galloping .
It turns out in the end that Lord Raglan meant a different set of guns on a hill to the left that he could see but from our position we couldn't see, we just blamed it on Nolan and had a good laugh about it later.
The French imperial Eagle Crest and tie.
*my feet were sore*
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew Someone had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell Rode the six hundred.
Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smokeRight thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and RussianReel'd from the sabre stroke Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back,
but not Not the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of DeathBack from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred.
Alfred Tennyson
During my soldiering years I had done my share of marching into battle and my feet said "no more" well actually my feet can't talk but they do bark, anyway *my dogs were barking * so I joined the cavalry , the Royal Scots dragoon Guards to be exact, you may know them as the Scots Greys.
Way back in 1815 at waterloo I had pulled the legs of many a frog and took a French Imperial Eagle as a prize, we so kicked cheese eating surrender monkey ass that day. Of course I didn't get to keep the eagle they went and put it on to the regimental badge and then we gained the nickname 'Bird catchers', here is something you may not know. Tsar Nicholas II of Russia was the colonel in chief of the Scots Greys and after the Bolsheviks murdered him we wore a black patch behind the badge. fascinating huh?
Kilts don't come and go in yer life, they are expensive and not many people have them so I was quite proud of mine, it was a great ice breaker for the ladies so even though I was now a Dragoon Guard I was allowed to still wear it on horse back, Old Knudsen fights like fuck and if it wasn't for my addiction to painkillers, gambling and pornography I'd have lots of medals to prove what a hero I was . They thought so much of me that I was the only trooper allowed to ride into battle side saddle, see how confident in my own sexuality I am? they didn't ask so I didn't tell.
Late October at Balaclava without a balaclava to keep me warm we were ready for action and just awaiting orders, when all of a sudden captain Louis Edward Nolan , all round twat with the waxiest moustache in town came galloping up, that cunt really fancied himself.
he gave a set of orders to our lord Cardigan (inventor of the button up pullover) from the top man lord Raglan. Cardigan said "what the fuck is he serious"? Nolan who was a little agitated because he wanted to achieve glory in battle but was stuck delivering orders said " he wants your 600 to ride down into the valley of death, into the mouth of hell and take the guns, I'll even join you if you think you can't do it".
Lord Cardigan sighed and looked around and said "ours is not to make reply, ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die" .
The very last bit caught my attention the most, um die? what the fuck? why don't they just send in the Royal Irish 4th 5th and 6th Inniskillin cannon fodder er I mean Dragoon guards. No offense to any muck savages reading but no one catches a cannon ball quite like you lot.
So we started doon to the valley of death which I must say is a shitty name, not very inspiring , Nolan went faster which was quite rude as this was Cardigan's charge so he went faster then Nolan went faster and before you knew it we were hurtling straight into the cannons. Cannons to the right of me cannons to the left of me and here I am stuck in the middle with Hugh, that was my best mate, he didn't last long, Nolan also got killed straight away, shot and shell volleyed and thundered all around us, I edged my trusty mare Old Paint onwards through the maelstrom, glad that I wasn't wearing trousers as piss trickled doon my leg.
With sabres sparkling we broke through the Russian line cutting those vodka swilling Cossacks to pieces, then turning back the way we came with cannons still firing on three sides we made it back and out of range, we regrouped to count the living, 195 left out of over 600, hardly a man left uninjured, I myself had a nasty friction rash where my scrot had rubbed against my thigh with all that galloping .
It turns out in the end that Lord Raglan meant a different set of guns on a hill to the left that he could see but from our position we couldn't see, we just blamed it on Nolan and had a good laugh about it later.
The French imperial Eagle Crest and tie.*my feet were sore*
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew Someone had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell Rode the six hundred.
Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smokeRight thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and RussianReel'd from the sabre stroke Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back,
but not Not the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of DeathBack from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred.
Alfred Tennyson
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
This Blog Is Shilpa Shetty Friendly.
To stick up for the United Kingdom we here at Old Bitter Balls would like to state that the overwhelming majority of the British in no way discriminate against any other race or culture no matter how strange and dirty they are. If they choose to eat with their fingers (not the hand they wipe with) and paddle in the river Ganges (soon to be renamed the river excrement) then that is their prerogative and should be respected , well at least tolerated and only slagged off not on camera for the nation to see. I mean for fuck sake Jade you chavy slapper. Luckily the British are so well liked in India.
Go On Say What Ya Mean.
"I'm 79 so its not like I have a career ahead of me, so all you Blacks and jews shut the fuck up, you too Injuns, not forgetting you gauls either or you fucking seals cubs, in fact anyone that has ever lost in history get over it theres no compensation to be had here, get a job, oh and we want our welfare cheques back."
Look at the expression on the guy behind him, I don't think he wants to be there.
U.S. Virgina state Delegate Frank D. Hargrove, responded to a move by the state that would apologise to slave descendants for slavery I guess by saying " slavery ended nearly 140 years ago with the Civil War and added that "our black citizens should get over it." and to not leave out the Jews he said "are we going to force the Jews to apologize for killing Christ?"
"When somebody tells me I should just get over slavery, I can only express my emotion by projecting that I am appalled, absolutely appalled," said Del. Dwight C. Jones, head of the Legislative Black Caucus.
Del. David L. Englin also criticized Hargrove's remarks, recalling that his grandparents were driven from their homes in Poland "by people who believed that as Jews, we killed Christ."
When Hargrove rose to speak, he told Englin he didn't care about Englin's religion. "I think your skin was a little too thin *ya big nosed money lender*," Hargrove said as lawmakers gasped and groaned.
I think this is funny as fuck, all the political double talk then someone says this. I don't know anything about Hargrove hes a Republican which doesn't automatically dismiss anything he says in my book as my mind is as open as the great plains, if it turns out hes some white supremacist then there goes any credibility as I do believe he has a point.
A different government several generations on as are the people that were effected by this so what is the point of apologizing way too late and to the wrong people?If they want an apology for the sake of having one as it may be sincere from the wishy washy liberal that gives it but its hardly from a founding father that owned slaves and thought nothing of it now is it? make it so that these apologies can not be used to sue with as the responsibly is not with the current administration, c'mon you can't blame 'everything' on Bush though he is the reason my cock has a nasty rash on it, long story.
Then give apologies until the cows come home.I know that Blacks and Jews are two big touchy subjects in the States that many would rather ignore as god forbid you should say anything to hurt their feelings. I get a little annoyed with this line of reasoning as it is used to manipulate the situation on both sides, "yer people chained my people we demand compensation as the right to an education and work isn't enough" or " if those students can wear brown pride t-shirts then I can wear white pride shirts".
The Whites were too lazy to work so they made the Blacks in Africa into slaves, something they themselves and the Arabs had been doing for hundreds of years amongst themselves, no apologies there, the British actually talked the Arabs into abolishing slavery in Africa and paid money too, we even pissed off the Boers of South Africa when we suggested they stopped keeping slaves (pissed off is putting it mildly some people don't like the British telling them what to do) and still those that didn't get any money call for some today.
Due to the slaves being uppity and public opinion slavery stopped in Britain, and other European countries and then in America, The American civil war was a good device to get the states together and for the common man to believe it was about slavery which was a happy by product of it not the reason for it.
Was the thousands that died in the war fighting against slavery and the rest not enough to make up for it?
To the black people, how is yer live worse off today if your descendants had been left in Africa?
As for the Jews, you may have got yer ass kicked a few times but you were also the ass kicker once just like the slaves so yes get over it and go bash an Arab.
*added for impact*
Look at the expression on the guy behind him, I don't think he wants to be there.
U.S. Virgina state Delegate Frank D. Hargrove, responded to a move by the state that would apologise to slave descendants for slavery I guess by saying " slavery ended nearly 140 years ago with the Civil War and added that "our black citizens should get over it." and to not leave out the Jews he said "are we going to force the Jews to apologize for killing Christ?"
"When somebody tells me I should just get over slavery, I can only express my emotion by projecting that I am appalled, absolutely appalled," said Del. Dwight C. Jones, head of the Legislative Black Caucus.
Del. David L. Englin also criticized Hargrove's remarks, recalling that his grandparents were driven from their homes in Poland "by people who believed that as Jews, we killed Christ."
When Hargrove rose to speak, he told Englin he didn't care about Englin's religion. "I think your skin was a little too thin *ya big nosed money lender*," Hargrove said as lawmakers gasped and groaned.
I think this is funny as fuck, all the political double talk then someone says this. I don't know anything about Hargrove hes a Republican which doesn't automatically dismiss anything he says in my book as my mind is as open as the great plains, if it turns out hes some white supremacist then there goes any credibility as I do believe he has a point.
A different government several generations on as are the people that were effected by this so what is the point of apologizing way too late and to the wrong people?If they want an apology for the sake of having one as it may be sincere from the wishy washy liberal that gives it but its hardly from a founding father that owned slaves and thought nothing of it now is it? make it so that these apologies can not be used to sue with as the responsibly is not with the current administration, c'mon you can't blame 'everything' on Bush though he is the reason my cock has a nasty rash on it, long story.
Then give apologies until the cows come home.I know that Blacks and Jews are two big touchy subjects in the States that many would rather ignore as god forbid you should say anything to hurt their feelings. I get a little annoyed with this line of reasoning as it is used to manipulate the situation on both sides, "yer people chained my people we demand compensation as the right to an education and work isn't enough" or " if those students can wear brown pride t-shirts then I can wear white pride shirts".
The Whites were too lazy to work so they made the Blacks in Africa into slaves, something they themselves and the Arabs had been doing for hundreds of years amongst themselves, no apologies there, the British actually talked the Arabs into abolishing slavery in Africa and paid money too, we even pissed off the Boers of South Africa when we suggested they stopped keeping slaves (pissed off is putting it mildly some people don't like the British telling them what to do) and still those that didn't get any money call for some today.
Due to the slaves being uppity and public opinion slavery stopped in Britain, and other European countries and then in America, The American civil war was a good device to get the states together and for the common man to believe it was about slavery which was a happy by product of it not the reason for it.
Was the thousands that died in the war fighting against slavery and the rest not enough to make up for it?
To the black people, how is yer live worse off today if your descendants had been left in Africa?
As for the Jews, you may have got yer ass kicked a few times but you were also the ass kicker once just like the slaves so yes get over it and go bash an Arab.
*added for impact*
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