You just know this guy stuffs. What a crazy world at the moment, Europe has been lashed by storms with over 40 dead. The London bombers got their hydrogen peroxide from numerous Sally beauty supply shops to make their bombs with, leading the government to put a ban on peroxide blondes and I must say its about time, when Al Qaeda start using low rider jeans and Burberry and the government bans them the world will be a better place.
You can just feel the chaviness pulsating off her, she thought that Rio de Janeiro was a football player and that horse radishes came from horses.
Jade Goody who caused an international incident on Big Brother has been kicked out of the hoose, she has had her perfume line 'the smell of a chav' dropped from many stores and Big Brother itself has lost a major backer. Jade has gone on to vehemently deny being a racist but cannot deny being a stupid chavy hoorbag, it may not have been about race but it was a good enough excuse to use.
For a while now I've been going on about how when China invades Taiwan that will be the start of world war 3, with China being mates with Russia and Iran they have showed the world they can do what they want and launched a missile destroying one of their own broken doon satellites, to be honest that's their business but the rest of the world gets nervous when powerful countries don't tell them about missile launches . C'mon people all those films from the 60's and 70's were right with millions of Chinkys in red cover alls and hard hats with underground bases trying to take over the world and only Bond or our man Flint can stop them.
They have been cultivating a large number of male births to populate this world conquering army and the incentive for all those female starved horny young male soldiers will be go forth and multiply, go find weemen and breed some allegiance.
Fat Cam
You just know this fella can rip em off with the best of them, being lactose intolerant adds to the flavour. Ice-cream doesn't like him but hes a greedy fucker.
Ever see on the news what I can the 'fat cam' ? when they do a news story about health and eating they always show a street scene of fat people going about their business walking around the town, its always a bonus to show them with some food in their hands, hey they didn't get fat on diet and exercise now did they? the thing is the big boned people (who are not always jolly, that's a myth) are shown from the neck doon as to spare them any embarrassment of bad dress sense I guess.
I'm not fat, I'm not skinny either, I'm cuddly, stocky, lumpy, along those lines but if I was a fatty, er sorry, a person of high body mass and I saw myself on the fat cam as I tucked into a fish supper, big mac meal, quarter pounder with cheese, 3 jam donuts and a large diet coke, I would be scundered, in fact I get embarrassed for them when I watch it but it makes me feel good about myself, I may be a cunt but I'm not a fat cunt.
On the telly you always see hot young weemen working out in their tight clingy outfits at the local fitness centre.
When I go this is what I get still wanking material, though being a shallow creature as most of us are I'd prefer the former, its a wank not marriage.
Who gives a shit? its the weekend go out and do something or someone. I have a massive headache I think it might be a brain hemorrhoid, I suffered from one before so don't worry it just makes my scalp real itchy and I drool and slur my words naturally so its not like you could tell. I will spend the weekend figuring out which countries are going on to my own axis of evil, Lapland and Finland are two separate countries right? which one do those fucking Eskimo bastards cum from? and Estonia that's in Spain isn't it? as you can see I have a lot of work ahead of me.
You can just feel the chaviness pulsating off her, she thought that Rio de Janeiro was a football player and that horse radishes came from horses.
Jade Goody who caused an international incident on Big Brother has been kicked out of the hoose, she has had her perfume line 'the smell of a chav' dropped from many stores and Big Brother itself has lost a major backer. Jade has gone on to vehemently deny being a racist but cannot deny being a stupid chavy hoorbag, it may not have been about race but it was a good enough excuse to use.
For a while now I've been going on about how when China invades Taiwan that will be the start of world war 3, with China being mates with Russia and Iran they have showed the world they can do what they want and launched a missile destroying one of their own broken doon satellites, to be honest that's their business but the rest of the world gets nervous when powerful countries don't tell them about missile launches . C'mon people all those films from the 60's and 70's were right with millions of Chinkys in red cover alls and hard hats with underground bases trying to take over the world and only Bond or our man Flint can stop them.
They have been cultivating a large number of male births to populate this world conquering army and the incentive for all those female starved horny young male soldiers will be go forth and multiply, go find weemen and breed some allegiance.
Fat Cam
You just know this fella can rip em off with the best of them, being lactose intolerant adds to the flavour. Ice-cream doesn't like him but hes a greedy fucker.
Ever see on the news what I can the 'fat cam' ? when they do a news story about health and eating they always show a street scene of fat people going about their business walking around the town, its always a bonus to show them with some food in their hands, hey they didn't get fat on diet and exercise now did they? the thing is the big boned people (who are not always jolly, that's a myth) are shown from the neck doon as to spare them any embarrassment of bad dress sense I guess.
I'm not fat, I'm not skinny either, I'm cuddly, stocky, lumpy, along those lines but if I was a fatty, er sorry, a person of high body mass and I saw myself on the fat cam as I tucked into a fish supper, big mac meal, quarter pounder with cheese, 3 jam donuts and a large diet coke, I would be scundered, in fact I get embarrassed for them when I watch it but it makes me feel good about myself, I may be a cunt but I'm not a fat cunt.
On the telly you always see hot young weemen working out in their tight clingy outfits at the local fitness centre.When I go this is what I get still wanking material, though being a shallow creature as most of us are I'd prefer the former, its a wank not marriage.
Who gives a shit? its the weekend go out and do something or someone. I have a massive headache I think it might be a brain hemorrhoid, I suffered from one before so don't worry it just makes my scalp real itchy and I drool and slur my words naturally so its not like you could tell. I will spend the weekend figuring out which countries are going on to my own axis of evil, Lapland and Finland are two separate countries right? which one do those fucking Eskimo bastards cum from? and Estonia that's in Spain isn't it? as you can see I have a lot of work ahead of me.
Something for the weekend sir? I don't care what dirty cuntry she cums from, Monica Bellucci is a very talented actress as you can see by this dress.
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