The World's Oldest Man Dead.......Next!

What the fuck are you looking at? he never married and had no children, shows you the secret of long uneventful living. I was asked by the Gods did I want a short live filled with victory and triumph or a long life in obscurity? I asked if I could phone a friend, not having any friends I got the later, welcome to my obscure Blog.

Here is the latest update from the world of competitive dying, the reigning male champ Emiliano Mercado del Toro is dead aged 115, time for the next young pretender to step up, as I just did a post concerning this subject yesterday I now get to say Blogjinx!

If you haven't gotten into this exciting sport yet then click on my link to my previous post everyone ignored.