If Lemurs were 4 foot tall they would rule the world, this could be a frightening reality if Global warming, Bush, El Nino, The Devil, Osama and all the other famous distracting scapegoats have their way.
Humans would become a slave race building evil Lemur temples, they would use us as cattle to feed off and a few would be used to create a race of hybrid Lemurs that can Blog and spread their lies across the world, maybe this part of the plan has already begun, doesn't the name Kieran sound kind of Lemury ? and everyone knows Pandas are the ancient Lemur adversary , see? it all makes sense, lets get Kav while we're at it to make sure, I get those two confused all the time, which one is the funny one? 'me' that's which one hahaha.
Contact yer local MP at once and insist that the government has a Lemur eradication plan that wasn't devised in the 1950's . We must go to Madagascar, fight them and kill them all, because if we don't do it there then we'll have to do it here and the publicity control on that would be a nightmare, how can you rape and kill Lemurs with 100 camera phones pointing at you?
Humans would become a slave race building evil Lemur temples, they would use us as cattle to feed off and a few would be used to create a race of hybrid Lemurs that can Blog and spread their lies across the world, maybe this part of the plan has already begun, doesn't the name Kieran sound kind of Lemury ? and everyone knows Pandas are the ancient Lemur adversary , see? it all makes sense, lets get Kav while we're at it to make sure, I get those two confused all the time, which one is the funny one? 'me' that's which one hahaha.
Contact yer local MP at once and insist that the government has a Lemur eradication plan that wasn't devised in the 1950's . We must go to Madagascar, fight them and kill them all, because if we don't do it there then we'll have to do it here and the publicity control on that would be a nightmare, how can you rape and kill Lemurs with 100 camera phones pointing at you?
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