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Monday, January 1, 2007

Hitler Is The New Gandhi .

I like ze big weit Aryan boobies that I can sticken mien face into and go flubbalubalub.

There is a growing fascination by the young people in India about Adolf Hitler, he has come to being thought of as cool and trendy, a funny looking frumpy little man with a farting problem is cool? theres hope for me yet, then again have you seen those Bollywood films they make? what a pack of shite, 20 people all doing the same dance moves and the lead man wearing a black string vest and white trousers cos hes sexy.
A Hindu fundamentalist party Shiv Sena has praised Hitler's leadership skills and the fact that he was willing to get rid of the trouble making Muslims.

Howabout you all get out of yer Wigwams and stop smoking on the auld peace pipe for a minute lads, they don't know shit about Hitler.
They all gloss over the Holocaust incident thingy as that's not so cool. Hitler was a crackhead incharge of a nation of bullies that needed to kick ass to feel better about themselves, he had a dependency on laxatives to try to keep his weigh doon, this fucked up his stomach hence the farting and cramps, he was on uppers and downers, his own private quack gave him a booster cocktail of narcotics to keep him going but you can only keep this up for so long, he'd sleep all day and because his hands shook so much he never went out, he hardly made decisions anymore, his underlings would do what they thought Hitler would do WWHD?
Yep that's some leadership going on there.
Hitler thought that the Indians (in India) were descended from the original Aryan race who were all blonde haired and blue eyed with giant penis' and the ability to fly just like Hitler himself, he also used the swastika which was the Hindu symbol for good luck so no wonder the Indians love him, little do they know he'd be dipping them all into bleach if he had the chance.
In Mumbai an Adolf Hitler themed restaurant opened, it was called Hitlers' Cross , many were horrified but a week later they changed the name to Hitlers' Ring, no only kidding to Cross Cafe with a swastika in the place of the 'O' those that founded it a Puneet sabhlok 22 and a Shakir Siddiqui 27 don't seem to know a great deal about Hitler other than he was a dictator with gas chambers. At the Rhythm House video store in Mumbai the documentary Hitler a carreer is sold in the children's section, the young people like Hitler, the stupidity of youth astounds me constantly. Brown Hindu Nazis well as soon as I see that I will have seen everything and can die in peace.

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