I aim where I please.We here at Old Bitter Balls like to fulfill the requests of our readers (as long as its no trouble) and one such request was to see my nipples, in sympathy with Filthy Friday that goes on at The Infomaniac yes I know its Saturday but it all makes sense to me here is a picture of my nips as taken in the old lion photo shoot I did when I joined The Doors, there were 127 of these taken and I've had to set up my own Blog to show them as no one else would leak them on the Interweb.
I've been Blogging for 6 months now man and boy and I've realised you can't just meet a fellow like myself and not be afflicted er sorry I mean effected, I've always had a certain something no not the clap, men want to be me and weemen want to do me, on occasion its been the other way round but I don't mind so much.
That shifty fellow Dive with the Spice rack even made up a word to describe my style.
'Knudsenesque ' , I want to go one step further and impregnate the world and how we live it, this shows the effect I've had on others.
You know you've been Knudsened when:
1) you call out my name during a sexual climax. this is according to confessions from Kav, Kieran, Footeater, Gaijin Gurl, Eddie Waring, ame and Lynn. Dive calls out his own name.
2) you get aroused when you see anyone wearing a flat cap.
3) you notice that you start spelling it 'weemen'.
4) you get fired for staring at a picture of a naked guy in a cap at work all day.
5) you ask yerself What Would Old Knudsen Do?
6) you have given up on Oil of Olay and Ponds in favour of bathing in the blood of runaways and snorting lines of stem cells in order to look young.
7) your language and grammar has gotten worse even though you teach English and have 10 PHD's .
8) you slip historical facts and hidden meaning into posts and write about Northern Ireland to annoy people.
9) you claim things are in the bible and actually believe it.
10) you come here for up to the minute news.
I've been Blogging for 6 months now man and boy and I've realised you can't just meet a fellow like myself and not be afflicted er sorry I mean effected, I've always had a certain something no not the clap, men want to be me and weemen want to do me, on occasion its been the other way round but I don't mind so much.
That shifty fellow Dive with the Spice rack even made up a word to describe my style.
'Knudsenesque ' , I want to go one step further and impregnate the world and how we live it, this shows the effect I've had on others.
You know you've been Knudsened when:
1) you call out my name during a sexual climax. this is according to confessions from Kav, Kieran, Footeater, Gaijin Gurl, Eddie Waring, ame and Lynn. Dive calls out his own name.
2) you get aroused when you see anyone wearing a flat cap.
3) you notice that you start spelling it 'weemen'.
4) you get fired for staring at a picture of a naked guy in a cap at work all day.
5) you ask yerself What Would Old Knudsen Do?
6) you have given up on Oil of Olay and Ponds in favour of bathing in the blood of runaways and snorting lines of stem cells in order to look young.
7) your language and grammar has gotten worse even though you teach English and have 10 PHD's .
8) you slip historical facts and hidden meaning into posts and write about Northern Ireland to annoy people.
9) you claim things are in the bible and actually believe it.
10) you come here for up to the minute news.
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