My contempt for the reader is being displayed today by not writing a proper post. I'm old and tired and my arse is dragging like an old dead dog tied to the back of a car for a prank.
It was 16 years ago this day that I tasted pure heaven, no not the fanny batter of Sophia Loren that honour is still to cum. I tasted the McRib from McDonald's.
A lump of pork-like processed meat shaped like a spare rib, covered in a tangy BBQ sass with onions and pickles in a soft long bun. Sounds nice doesn't it?
When it first came out they marinated it in 8 hour old BBQ sass so back then it gave you the shits and heart burn, now they just squirt the sass on so it just gives you heart burn.
Its still lovely but the cunts at McD's tease and tempt you with it and make ghey salads a part of their menu instead of the Ribs.
I hope this post sways Ronald to stop acting the clown and do the right thing, reinstate the McRib as a regular item.
So anyway do Australians do a lot of drugs? I recently heard of a guy who called the police because someone stole his pot plants.
Nothing to do with the McRib except for being highly addictive.
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