Scotland Where The Weemen Are Smokin

Great news people even with the world wide recession that has caused many a depression the number of young people smoking in Scotland has returned to the fantastic levels not seen for the last 10 years.

In fact nearly a third of people between 16-24 are smokers. I am excited about this, when the world falls apart you can always count on Scotland.

The government says more needs to be done to start the smokers at an early age and are looking to Glasgow Airport hero John Smeaton to lead the smoking campaign.

John Smeaton holding up his medal for smoke breaks in the face of terrorism.

John Smeaton gained world fame when he kicked a suicide car bomber in the knackers while on a smoke break during the attack on Glasgow airport.

In the 16-19 age group, young women generally have higher smoking rates than young men. In the 20-24 age group, male rates exceed female rates. Yes the race is on.

A study in America sponsored by Marlboro has found that smoking makes you look cool and more mature. The second hand smoke from smoldering terrorists is twice more likely to give you lung cancer than tobacco.

Public Health Minister Shona Robison said: "We are committed to doing all we can to increasing smoking rates in Scotland - both by encouraging more smokers to start and encouraging young people to see it as part of our national identity."

In Old Knudsen's own special opinion if you kiss a woman and she doesn't taste like an old ash tray then she isn't worth a second shag. Ach I do miss the Killamory weemen, their facial hair tickled my balls in only the way a mannish Scottish woman could.

Gog bless you Smeato for you are the new Braveheart ................. smoking with asthma takes courage, you try it if yer man enough.

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Erect nipples, hairy chest and a treasure trail doon to paradise, I give him a year and 2 months before this lad cums out of the closet.

Now I don't criticise anyone you all know that. I'm an open and carefree person, what ever depraved disgusting things you do in the privacy of yer own home or discreetly at a bus stop is up to you. I also have total respect for JRR Tolkien when she wrote those 30 or so Harry Potter books even though they aren't my cup of tea I am someone who appreciates good literature, you just have to look at my Blog to see that. The Harry Potter movies were on the other hand a pack of shite, its sad to see such formerly high class actors appearing in such goat licking turd crunching films. Poor Richard Harris died of shame to get out of his contract.
The head boy in the films Daniel Radcliffe has now grown up ish, thankgod for lighting and camera angles because this is one goofy looking mong. Well ok maybe I do criticise a little bit.

Steady on there Trigger my old son, you know you love it.

Mr Radcliffe is has now a few hairs on his sunken chest and a few million in the bank so now hes doing the most un Harry Potter thing there is, hes doing a play called ' The horse diddler' about a boy and his inappropriate relationship with his horse, this play calls for him to appear naked, not even a cap, all his shameful sinful parts will be on display for all to see, I'm trying to get some members of the Free Presbyterian church of Scotland to which I belong to protest somewhere near a pub about this outrageous display that none of us have seen or are likely to see but its the principal of the thing.
I hope these pictures will disgust you enough to join me, you're buying.