Sunday Service

Its Sunday and who gives a fuck what I post on a Sunday? You should be at church or something.
I'm sick of the Hollywood elite, look at George Clooney here, who are you to judge? she is just sitting there looking fucking ugly as the sign describes and a bit creepy. Its not like you are so attractive Mr Clooney, its not like you have warm dark eyes with a glint of mischievousness and a dazzling smile that makes everyone who sees it feel so special. How dare you Clooney!!!! I hate the way you treat people after you have yer pleasure with them you treat them like hoors when you tuck taxi fare into their gunties and shove them out of yer Hollywood home, I hate you I hate you.

Call me............


Caroline Kennedy ended her bid for a senate seat. Isn't it funny she did so just after I slagged her off on this blog? Yet again Old Knudsen and his influence shines. Rumfeld has kept his head doon since I got him fired do not make me angry for you will not like me when I'm angry ....... or happy.


For the sake of this part I shall give the fella a fake name. lets call him 'The Trall' In the Obituaries in the paper it gave some details about a dead bloke as Obits very often do. It said: 'He also enjoyed cooking and riding horses' I hope he didn't do both at the same time. Napoleon's troops sliced frozen bits off their horses as they rode them but to get a pot to boil on a moving horse seems very difficult.

They didn't mention the Trall's love of reality shows as that sounded a little bit too ghey.


Casey Anthony is the 22 year-old scumbag from ....................... Florida of course! who killed her 3 year-old daughter. She did the whole missing gurl act but no as soon as the police saw her doing this sad white gurl gang sign pose in a picture they knew she was guilty. Rot in hell you dirty hoor.


The best fisherman in the world is just a little bit too good, he says, "I'm sick of eating fish, fish for breakfast, lunch and dinner. My wife wanted some oral sex and I could only do it by smothering her stench trench in tartar sass I'm sick of it".

Old Knudsen asks the question: "Where is yer Cod now Fisherman?"



The reason I have an adult content warning on my blog is in solidarity to my blogging colleague MJ (Click , no wait I'm too lazy to do links as you are too lazy to click on my blogroll) She was oppressed by the man, professor Google himself so I changed my own settings to show the man we love adult content buttons. The joke is on you sad sack cos we is the cool kids now!

We flaunt our adult content of oh no naked bodies and oh no rude words and oh no non-politically
correct ideas.................... Hitler had the right idea no not the one about the bacteria of a Bavarian peasant's poo taken in tablet form for his stomach I mean the breathing rooms.

You won't get posts like this on soft blogs. I'm hard and I'm tough too.


To leave you with the words of film star Carole lombard who was the first US civilian casuality of WWII when she talked about her ex husband Clark Gable.

"If Clark had one inch less, he'd be the queen of Hollywood instead of the King."


Snap! Mr Gable


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If The Cap Fits

Honourary Bitter Balls George Clooney finally came out of the closet to tell the world of his love for me, Old Knudsen. Its an honest pure kind of love so I don't want to hear about yer jealously.
He wore the cap impregnated with my DNA and spoke of how he loves to pop the pimples on my back but won't lance the boils. About the time at his home on lake Perry Como in Italy when we giggled on expensive wine and talked of many things and fell asleep spooning together under the stars.

Its not ghey so stow that talk its man love and can only make the world a better place, now if he would only give me a poke at his weemen friends that might be nice. Before you cunts go asking inappropriate things and condemning his brave move I'm a taker not a giver and hes hung like a soft bristled toothbrush.

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The Weeping Sore Of The World

I always like to start off a post hot!

Oprah had went to schools in America and talked to the black kids there. She asked them what they wanted in life and they answered things like iPods and X-boxes whatever they are. She then went to Africa and asked those kids the same thing and they wanted frivolous things like food on the table, education and to become doctors and airline pilots she then opened up a school in South Africa.

I don't like Africa. There I said it. Stone-age values with AK-47s whatever civilisation there was got the fuck out and stayed out, just like the middle east and Ireland.

AK47s shocking pink and flip flops.

George Clooney looking all gorgeous and rugged talking about how if you ignore the problems it won't just go away, well I think it will if we stop feeding them.

What happens when we give aid to the poor countries of Africa? We feed them and they make more Africans also the current dictator lines his pockets.

What a cute wee killer, thats his life and no matter how many bleeding heart stories the BBC tell no one will do anything because there is not much to do.

I say stop feeding the fuckers and only deal with the 5% of Africa that is semi civilised and has something to offer us . Its harsh and it leaves many to their fate of probable doom but they have that anyway, its not like the Yanks are going to go in there without the lure of oil. The only way to get the Yanks into Africa is for the Chinese and their ever growing needs and military to take an interest in the continent as they have been doing.

People are always calling for the Yanks to go here and there and when they go somwhere its branded as imperialism and now get the fuck out.

Remember Mogadishu in 1993? or Black hawk doon to you know nothings. Well this is a Somali soldier in 2007 getting dragged through the streets. Not much changes in that shit-hole of a place.

Fuck Live Aid and all the rest, let them kill themselves off with aids and stupidity why should we spend millions and billions when our own countries need it ? Sort yerselves out, start acting the white man and then we'll talk.

Until then kill, rape and burn people alive in churches because the west doesn't care that much going by the response Dafur, Zimbabwe or Kenya gets just throw in some money so they can't complain.

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