Sunday Service

Its Sunday and who gives a fuck what I post on a Sunday? You should be at church or something.
I'm sick of the Hollywood elite, look at George Clooney here, who are you to judge? she is just sitting there looking fucking ugly as the sign describes and a bit creepy. Its not like you are so attractive Mr Clooney, its not like you have warm dark eyes with a glint of mischievousness and a dazzling smile that makes everyone who sees it feel so special. How dare you Clooney!!!! I hate the way you treat people after you have yer pleasure with them you treat them like hoors when you tuck taxi fare into their gunties and shove them out of yer Hollywood home, I hate you I hate you.

Call me............


Caroline Kennedy ended her bid for a senate seat. Isn't it funny she did so just after I slagged her off on this blog? Yet again Old Knudsen and his influence shines. Rumfeld has kept his head doon since I got him fired do not make me angry for you will not like me when I'm angry ....... or happy.


For the sake of this part I shall give the fella a fake name. lets call him 'The Trall' In the Obituaries in the paper it gave some details about a dead bloke as Obits very often do. It said: 'He also enjoyed cooking and riding horses' I hope he didn't do both at the same time. Napoleon's troops sliced frozen bits off their horses as they rode them but to get a pot to boil on a moving horse seems very difficult.

They didn't mention the Trall's love of reality shows as that sounded a little bit too ghey.


Casey Anthony is the 22 year-old scumbag from ....................... Florida of course! who killed her 3 year-old daughter. She did the whole missing gurl act but no as soon as the police saw her doing this sad white gurl gang sign pose in a picture they knew she was guilty. Rot in hell you dirty hoor.


The best fisherman in the world is just a little bit too good, he says, "I'm sick of eating fish, fish for breakfast, lunch and dinner. My wife wanted some oral sex and I could only do it by smothering her stench trench in tartar sass I'm sick of it".

Old Knudsen asks the question: "Where is yer Cod now Fisherman?"



The reason I have an adult content warning on my blog is in solidarity to my blogging colleague MJ (Click , no wait I'm too lazy to do links as you are too lazy to click on my blogroll) She was oppressed by the man, professor Google himself so I changed my own settings to show the man we love adult content buttons. The joke is on you sad sack cos we is the cool kids now!

We flaunt our adult content of oh no naked bodies and oh no rude words and oh no non-politically
correct ideas.................... Hitler had the right idea no not the one about the bacteria of a Bavarian peasant's poo taken in tablet form for his stomach I mean the breathing rooms.

You won't get posts like this on soft blogs. I'm hard and I'm tough too.


To leave you with the words of film star Carole lombard who was the first US civilian casuality of WWII when she talked about her ex husband Clark Gable.

"If Clark had one inch less, he'd be the queen of Hollywood instead of the King."


Snap! Mr Gable


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Ok its time that Old Knudsen jumped in and called a spade a spade. The only thing good that came from the Kennedy clan was all my 'you couldn't miss a head that size' jokes.

Kennedys are opportunistic bandwagon jumpers with no conscience, yes the ultimate politicians.

They sniff the wind and see what way it is blowing before they commit to anything. The US nearly had a female preez and almost a female vice preez so what do you see now? a female Kennedy with all the good looks that the Kennedys are famous for ................ yes that is sarcasm.

Yer only famous if the west coast (as in Callyfornia) hears about you.

America is in the fast lane to hell. It is a star that will go out extremely brightly taking everyone with them.

The UK has had Prime Ministers who were Catholic, Jewish, Female, Welsh and now Scottish. All the things that are judged to be coloured by the Old boy net work , no not MySpace.

The US doesn't have time to grow and evolve as a nation for that would get in the way of consuming.

Get yer politics sorted out people. It should be about who is the best for the job and there should be more than 2 choices, not whoever has the most money and tells the best bullshit stories.



Don't be fooled folks, Caroline Kennedy is the wicked witch of the western world. If you can't see the similarity then she has you in her glamour spell like the other Kennedys did. No! they were not good looking.

Obama has been encouraging so far. It looks as if he is looking to the past for tips and hints on how to get the country out of the trouble it is in. Many presidents think history is a credit report and repeat the old blunders which is why we are in yet another Nam or two and a great depression.

Watch out Obama, don't let kennedy drive and keep her away from the drink, also don't leave her alone with yer wife. Kennedys think that trust is where you keep yer money.




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