Well fuck me what a tough day and to think I shaved this morning. Thats International Blogging day over for another 200 years, I'm sure the money will start to cum in soon. I'm off to bed ah fuck it no one washed me sheets, if that still aren't dry I guess I'll be sleeping in me chair tonight.
Some say I'm a cross between Billy Joel and Stevie Nicks ........... high praise indeed. Go buy this single at yer local record shop as 3% of the proceeds may go to charity.
Babies use their cuteness to suck on titties and get all the best toys, I am pissed off with this. I get slapped when I stare at a pair of boobs how cum they get to suck on them? When I was a nipper all I got for Christmas was a brown paper bag, a pointed stick and if I was very lucky and a ship from the far east passed by I'd get an orange for being a Fisherman's friend.
Remember when there was that fuss about, "oh no you can't have a bitter Bond" Then I starred in the film 'Chicken Royale' and the critics went "wow!" well now I'm back a little shaken and all stirred up in 'A Quantum of a Solstice' about a Bond who goes to the Outer Hebrides and finds dirty pagans sacrificing MI5, MI6 and MIF agents all over the place. I don't want to spoil the end but I don't get burned in the wicker Seagull. I blow my wad all over the villainess' face and wipe me lad on her Siamese pussy and say, " That were A1" yes my glib remarks are shite in this film. 
A father and son tale in which the father has been told he has 2 weeks to live and his son goes about finding weemen to piss on his dad because he read on the Interweb on some blog that gurly urine is a cure for terminal warts.
You slack lazy fucker its a blogothon, if we lose another game because of you................
MJ pointed out that it couldn't be a Blogothon without Jerry Lewis so here he is demanding you send him yer money as he needs to buy lots of cream because his balls are on fire.
The children from the 'Village of the damned' have teamed up with a giant Lego robot and are destroying Southern England ................ the world doesn't care.
The button may cum up as a bank account in my name that is purely for tax reasons that you wouldn't understand.
These poor wee orphans were made in China out of inferior parts and shipped all over the world. Yer blogging efforts today will re-unite them with their parents or at least people who look similar to them.
Yer constant blogging today will be enough to buy a McNugget Happy Meal for this unhappy model and our intervention officers will monitor her until the meal has passed threw her system.
These unfortunate gurls were molested by I.T. Specialists and told to keep it a secret, yer efforts will give these weemen counseling and I shall personally at tend to the two on the left out of the goodness of me heart as long as you look after the mingers .
These kittens were forced to lounge on tasteless blankets. We bloggers will raise awareness to their plight and have them humanly put doon.
These doggies from Labrador will not get sold due to the Chihuahua film and will be turned into Spam if you do not constantly blog for justice today.
If I was the only one who knew it was International Blogging day and filled my blog and the inboxes of my few bottom feeder readers.
I'm here about the boob job that was advertised in the Inland Empire Times. Yes I am Old Knudsen the famous blogger, er ok I'll take a look. So that fella in the corner with the cigarette is yer husband? Yes it does feel real.
Ok I totally don't know what this Pakkie's game is and I didn't do a thing to his head, only a pakkie terrorist would defile the proud colour of orange on bandages.
