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Thanks Tony for pointing the way for me to jump on the BO bandwagon. I will be very surprised if I don't see this on t-shirts soon.


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Old Knudsen Still Refuses To Give A Fuck

Every day that my blog continues to be up amazes me. All the complaints I've had over various little things and the people who have taken offense about me, not the Jews this time but the Catholics when I slag off pedo priests and the Pope. Whats yer problem can't handle the truth? Yeah many people can't.

"Wah wah wah why does my life suck so much?" well yer a fat lazy cunt who won't address yer issues also you live in denial and self pity.............. see? not many people like the truth.

Those people project their problems and find someone else or something else to focus on. Fucking Immigrants, fucking fundies, fucking ragheads. You see if I complain about something I do it out of boredom because 'I don't give a fuck about you cos yer a dickhead too, see yer mate in the corner there hes a dickhead like you'. Sorry its a song but still I only really hate criminals like rapists, murderers, pedos also Lemurs and idiots.

If yer a raping murdering Lemur pedo thats as thick as pig shit but also happen to be Arabic and Catholic then I'll call you a Fenian raghead lemur mong cunt cos I call a spade a spade I've got nothing against everyone else though I do hate you all, doesn't mean I won't share a cup of blood or shag you just don't ask to borrow $5.00.

I blog what I like and if people read then fine but if you take offense just don't read, many do or rather don't.

I just wanted to remind everyone that I really don't give a fuck and if I get shut doon via the old vague 'terms and conditions' clause that no one follows but really just means some uptight prig complained I'll just pop up somewhere else so what have those people achieved I mean its not like I'm paranoid and copy all my posts HA HA! you know I do.

After my painful four hour erection I will just rise up again just like Jesus.

My compliments have outnumbered the complaints but it just takes one twat who doesn't get it.


Now time for a game. Find the Nazi ghey bashing Pope.

Step right up and keep yer eye on the Pope is he under this hat or this hat? Keep watching my hand is quicker than yer mind.

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I Speak So Listen

Yer twice elected President Bush is suffering from PTSD (Post Traumatic Shoe Disorder) and also he is having trouble with Turkey in fact by the way he was talking about crushing Turkey and feeding off its dead carcass I think you might be going to war again. I have been asked to give a State of the Union address speech so you all know how the cuntry is running.


"Look at me ya lil fucker as I squeeze the life out of you, pardon a turkey my ass."

The economy is getting better, if we throw money at it we might get lucky somewhere. Interest rates are so low they aren't very interesting. Remember petrol (gas) its under $2.00 so where is the yay? however a gallon of milk costs $5.00 . I blame milk production and the general laziness of cows and the farmers.

We have a sound plan for the economy so don't worry.



We are winning the wars of terror no matter what else you hear. Numerous military and civilian causalities are all a part of our master plan so just stay the course and don't worry about the national guard being away. If there was an emergency here Old Knudsen will sort it out if in a sober condition.



States like Florida and Texas are still full of stupid cunts, there is nothing we can do about them short of nuking them all which I am all for.

We have solved the problem of the Appellation mountains being too pointy by blowing the tops off them and by a happy coincidence we found coal.

Washington DC is still a hot bed of scum and corruption thats not including the politicians.

The east coast will still be on the east and the fly over states will be renamed the 'Whatever' states cos who really cares?


We will demonstrate that we are not a socialist cuntry by constantly sticking it to the old, poor and disabled. The Constitution with be merged with the Bible and will be known as the Holy Constitutible.

Education is very important to us so we will continue to inflate grades to make the kids feel good and cut back on school funding but hey they'll think they are winners until they are out into the work force and by then it is not our problem.

Health care will be available to everyone who can afford it so we will tackle obesity, sex addiction and other important diseases and no one will ever be poorly again.

Alaska who receives vast amounts of Federal funding that never reaches the poor even though it has a small population will have its funding cut cos that bitch ruined our election or at least that is what we are blaming it on.


Callyfornia is a cesspit of liberal wusses but the same sexers are out thanks to the emboldened negros who have proved to be good for something ......... lazy slaves. The state will continue to provide for lesser states even though it could be its own independent cuntry and thanks to the poor economy which is strong the beaners have skipped south which means all the jobs Americans don't want to do are now available for them to do and I don't think they will be so snobby about it now.

Our southern state of Mexico will still supply drugs to all of our cities.

Our Chinese overlords are happy with our looking the other way to their African and south American ambitions so we are all kinds of good.

The water and air may be polluted, the roads may be falling apart but our dependence on foreign oil will be at an end when we drill in our nature reserves for the oil we have been holding out on for decades.

Be not afraid fellow humans the union is still united unless you count State and Federal laws and the extreme left and right wingers. Remember its commies , socialists non Christians that kill people, guns and cars are our friends.


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People You Meet

Having sworn an oath to protect her Majesty and her heirs and successors I just want you to know what she means to me. We met in a darkened doorway in 1943 during an air raid. I thought she was yer normal auxiliary driver just trying to stay alive like I was. I used all my best lines on her as the Doodlebugs exploded nearby saying how we should embrace this moment in passion as it may be our last, she said her heart belonged to some Greek fella named Philip. I said I wasn't interested in her heart just a go at her quim. She smiled at my mannish roughness and we made passionate violent love in that dark doorway. We both exploded with far more intensity than any of the bombs and as we stood there spent and panting, we heard the all clear signal and giggled at the timing.
We apologised to the other people who were also sheltering in the doorway and we parted, not knowing our fates would be intertwined from that moment onwards.



We met in a darkened doorway sheltering from the rain. He said, "Its a bit late to be oot and aboot" and offered me a drag of his joint. It was a ham shank, smoked. "So" I said to strike up some conversation, "Thats a nice bit of meat are ya a butcher?" He smiled that roguish smile that could melt the heart of a caveman frozen in ice, "Only a butcher of hoors and jokes" we both chuckled. He shook my hand and introduced himself, "My name is D**k Sm**h" His hand felt soft yet manly the hairs on it carrassed yer skin and made you think of sitting at a sunny window sill stroking yer favourite pussy.
I stuttered out my name feeling like a lost little schoolgurl in a short plaid skirt, where could I get one of them at this time of night?

The rain let up and he excused himself, little did I know our fates would be intertwined from that moment onwards.

I stood for a moment inhaling his Brute aftershave that sat in the air like an eggy fart just then in the darkness of the doorway did I notice the slumped hoor in a pool of blood......... she wore a plaid skirt what are the odds in that?


We met in a darkened pet door, he was shaking from the cold as small dogs do, injecting Pedigree Chum straight in between the pads of his feet so on one would notice the track marks. "Turn yer life around rat dog" I said as he bared his teeth. "Turn away from Satan and look to the Lard for guidance you deserve better than this" I handed him a small bone that cleaned yer teeth and freshened yer breath, I smelled minty good and the ladies love it. Tears welled up in the small thin rat dog's evil pink eyes, "That is the most kindness anyone has ever shown to me senior" he said in a Mexican accent.

We parted, not knowing our fates would be intertwined from that moment onwards.

Yes he did turn his life around. Its coming up to Christmas, what better time to irresponsibly not put any thought into it and buy a Beverly Hills Chihuahua?

I had been brought doon town as I had been suspiciously hanging around dark alley ways. I was on tour with The Cure and sometimes stood in for Fat Bob when he was too drunk to sing which explains the lipstick.
He came up behind me and pressed his hard Bat boomerang into my back. "Is that yer bat boomerrang or are you just pleased to see me ?" I asked with a chuckle, "Its actually my hard Bat cock as dressing up like this gives me the horn" I was worried at that point. "Are you trying to take over Gotham city or are you just some kind of a joker?" he asked. "No I'm just passing through we're playing Aberdeen tomorrow night" "my sympathies" he added.
He unstrapped his utili-belt and said, "I'm all dressed up if you want out of here there is something you must do for me first".

I rolled my eyes remembering how Superman hadn't lived up to his name. The thing that creeps me out about bats is that they always get in yer hair, he was no different.

We parted, and I made sure I never went near Gotham city again. Their crime prevention programs are harsh.


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