A Scary Thought

What if god wasn't Protestant?
Just a slob like a Fenian cunt
Just a Catholic on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Selling blow through his mobile phone
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to Taig-land all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Texting a wanker on the phone
That Nazi pope who lives in Rome.

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Christmas Prayers

Dear God I pray that peace comes to Somalia, Congo, Zimbabwe and the Middle East. That all the children in the 3rd world have been good for a change so Santa will bring them presents. Please help the world economy to get better and I am thankful that my daddy is a wealthy Politician.

Oh fuck all that God just kill off Old Knudsen he gives me the creeps and you know he wants my sexy body.


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I've Got Some Round The Back

Nearly that time of the year again in which you invite "Old Nick" er I mean Jolly saint Nicholas into yer homes to brainwash yer shallow idiot children with crass commercialism and eat and drink too much and make bad choices with drunken sexual encounters at work parties.

I just thought I'd get into the spirit of things and post a Christmas picture. Just remember people its all about lil baby Jeebus who, according to the history books and the History channel was born on the 25 th December, fucked if I know what year it was. I do know that after Jeebus was resurrected into his holy zombie state he never sent his Da a single father's day card. This gives hope to dead beat dads everywhere, whatever the children have against them at least they didn't crucify the wee cunts. (well probably not)