Presidents And History

Yes history does repeat itself and lucky for you lot I was around then and still remember it. When the great depression in the late 20's hit, President Hoover shat himself. Imagine a president running for re-election during a depression that happened on his watch. People shouting, "We want bread" as he drove by in his open topped car waving and smiling.

Nicknames appeared and now they can be quite rightly applied to Bush who started his presidency with a surplus from the former admin.

The above picture used to be called a Hoover flag and know can be a Bush flag.


Here we have a Hoover hotel which you can now call it a Bush hotel. A camp full of these would be Hooverville or now Bushville.


It scares me that certain people wake up one day and look in the mirror and say, "I can be the leader of this cuntry" how full of yerself do you have to be to becum President? or maybe how insane?

When General MacArthur was told to break up a demonstration of WWI vets who marched on Washington looking for early bonus' that were due to be paid in 1945 he exceeded his orders and pushed them back to their camp which he burned to the ground.

Hoover got the blame for this and FDR was heard to say, "This is going to elect me" He was right . FDR promised the people hope and change, he introduced the social security number to track the citizens and when WWII came around he locked up the Japanese Americans and suppressed the media.

WWII got the US out of its depression . He may of been a lazy fucker that couldn't be arsed to walk but at least he was a man of his word.

We are due for a big war its just a matter of who will it be this time.

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Who Is Joe The Plumber?

Not a licensed plumber to start with. Plumbers aren't too bright at the best of times and those who masquerade as plumbers just to get the chicks are even worse. In the future everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes Joe and many others have complained about the coverage he has got as they think that Obama's answer should have gotten more. Here is something to think about.

Tip #1: If you have evaded paying over $1000 in taxes do not appear in front of 50 cameras asking a presidential candidate a tax question he has answered many times.

Tip#2: Use a potato to bung up the end stop water gushing from a broken pipe until you can repair or turn it off.

Tip#3: If yer head looks like a potato do not shave it.

Tip#4: After trying to embarrass said presidential candidate by asking him a guilt laden question full of yer own personal details do not complain about the media coverage you receive after wards no one made you do it.

Tip#5: Do not meet and greet the press when they turn up at yer hoose.

Tip#6: If you say you don't like the coverage go into hiding, don't go onto the radio.

Tip#7: Accept the book deal thats bound to be offered.




UPDATE:

Knudsen the cunt asked presidential candidate John McCain if the economy was still sound the answer he received was "fundamentally".

He then asked him what will hurt more, losing the campaign or having lost Nam? At that point tax payer employed secret service moved in to kick Knudsen's shit in.

It turns out that Knudsen owes billions to Iceland and once rented out Platoon.


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American Politics For Mongs

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Rudy Loves John (TLND)

I just wanted to say that even though the bitterness of losing makes my left arm go numb I love and respect you, you're a national hero and a man of great integrity. I love the way you make me feel, your smile your soft but strong hands you'll make a great leader for our country.

No Rudy you are the national hero and its that twinkle in your eyes that I love, it great being friends with you. I have to go and win the presidency but you'll always be my slap headed bitch now hang up.

Rudy: no you hang up first.

John: no you hang up.

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How To Get A Head In Life

Jason Michael Fife is the ultimate thoughtful romantic. If yer wife has a boyfriend that may make you insanely jealous and you might want to stab the two 38 times each if you found them in bed and then chop them up in the bath and bury them in the garden telling friends, family and police they ran away together showing them the note you may have forged.

He mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover, maybe the bloke liked a little head I don't know so they Fife sentenced to probation and community service.

His lawyer said ,"he now understands that in a civilised society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody." There should be a rule book about that sort of thing, what can you send? was the postage adequate? what was the problem? was he Hindu? if so then that adds an extra dimension of comedy to the whole thing. Ok it did start to leak after it was put on the guy's warm front door step and started to defrost, fucking postal service huh? It reminds me of that film Se7en when that stupid cow got her head cut off by Bobby Darin .

Why is it that when you catch yer wife with a bloke you beat up the bloke? that's very sexist in my view. Or when you catch her with a woman you sit in the corner and watch? Poor Fife from Philadelphia the home of brotherly bumsex or something was charged with stalking, terrorist threats, disorderly conduct and harassment after he allegedly sent threatening messages and pictures to the interloper between May and September 2006.

This was one of the threatening pictures, well Cybermen aren't exactly friendly now are they?

The thing is that it worked, Fife and his wife got back together again. She must of heard about her crazy estranged husband and thought, "ah how romantic, my little stalker walker with the severed heady weady."

How romantic

So if you are stuck as to what to give that special lady in yer life for Valentines day which is coming up, don't go to the florist for 'here let us price gouge you on a bunch of red allergy ridden roses ' or a box of 'I know yer fat but have a box of chocolates and please don't eat them' just pop doon to the butchers and get a severed cows head. Hilary Clinton's will do just fine.

John McCain is still the next US president and doesn't need to cry to get votes, however he does need fiber.

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