Miley Cyrus Says

Old Knudsen leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

"Hehe hehe, shes nearly 18"

"And what?"

"Hehe hehe she'll be legal"

"Dude yer 35"



Minority Report........ staring Tom Cruise

I arrest you for the crime of being a future slut!

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DoYou Know What Would Be Embarrassing ?

If I was the only one who knew it was International Blogging day and filled my blog and the inboxes of my few bottom feeder readers.

Luckily those who read me are smart and on the ball.


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Job Hunting

I'm here about the boob job that was advertised in the Inland Empire Times. Yes I am Old Knudsen the famous blogger, er ok I'll take a look. So that fella in the corner with the cigarette is yer husband? Yes it does feel real.
So is there health care with this job cos my prostate is the size of a Mellon, a condom is the only benefit? I never wear them as I've had every thing known to man and beast and besides its the woman's job to be on the pill ......................... 15 minutes later.
$50 for 15 minutes work including getting undressed not bad, now I'm off to see about an opening as a restroom attendant.


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Cornering The Market

Ok I totally don't know what this Pakkie's game is and I didn't do a thing to his head, only a pakkie terrorist would defile the proud colour of orange on bandages.

I'm sure this is the guy from our Mini Mart.

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Pop One Into The Lass, Always Room For 5 More

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Presidents And History

Yes history does repeat itself and lucky for you lot I was around then and still remember it. When the great depression in the late 20's hit, President Hoover shat himself. Imagine a president running for re-election during a depression that happened on his watch. People shouting, "We want bread" as he drove by in his open topped car waving and smiling.

Nicknames appeared and now they can be quite rightly applied to Bush who started his presidency with a surplus from the former admin.

The above picture used to be called a Hoover flag and know can be a Bush flag.


Here we have a Hoover hotel which you can now call it a Bush hotel. A camp full of these would be Hooverville or now Bushville.


It scares me that certain people wake up one day and look in the mirror and say, "I can be the leader of this cuntry" how full of yerself do you have to be to becum President? or maybe how insane?

When General MacArthur was told to break up a demonstration of WWI vets who marched on Washington looking for early bonus' that were due to be paid in 1945 he exceeded his orders and pushed them back to their camp which he burned to the ground.

Hoover got the blame for this and FDR was heard to say, "This is going to elect me" He was right . FDR promised the people hope and change, he introduced the social security number to track the citizens and when WWII came around he locked up the Japanese Americans and suppressed the media.

WWII got the US out of its depression . He may of been a lazy fucker that couldn't be arsed to walk but at least he was a man of his word.

We are due for a big war its just a matter of who will it be this time.

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Meat Flaps

I'm not doing any fucking post today as I spoil you cunts with my wit and intellect. I am phoning up all the papers and giving my valuable endorsement of Obama. Ok I may not have a vote but an endorsement from me may seal the deal. I mean I endorse blacks, gheys, weemen and animals having rights but I'll do fuck all to support them, thats the way I roll.
If ya don't like it then you can suck my dick .................... no really you can. I haven't had a good BJ since yer ma was behind on her rent.

Vote Johnny black fella cos if you don't that means yer a rascist.




Just remember about tomorrow.

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