Purple Heart

I was thinking about the great American war machine and how since Korea it has not been that great.
I don't know of any other country that gives you a medal for failing to do yer job its like the schools of today inflating grades and giving out certificates for turning up and not causing trouble.

Yes sir I know you were in Nam, you haven't stopped whining about it for the last 40 years.

The purple heart is a medal they give you if you get wounded in combat. Here have a medal for not keeping yer head doon and being unlucky or careless but yer still a winner to us.

How could a super power fight against a 3rd world cuntry that uses pointed sticks? Unless yer the British of course who beat doon savages on a regular basis to rule a quarter of the globe, hmm look at the size of us compared to .....................

I think that anyone who puts on a uniform to serve their cuntry with honour is the bees knees, and all due respect to the fallen but the whiners should gurn up.

Yes flip-flops was a part of the VC uniform. Ha ha beaten by peasants in flip-flops.

The VC on a personal level wanted victory more than the US and the same thing is happening with Al Qaeda. Anger is an energy.

Go all out to win, waterboard and torture camps. Never mind the values you hold dear because you can't afford to have them in war.

I draw the line at the baby killing other massacres that have gone on in Nam and Iraq by some troops as there is no need or point to it. Civil war is just a name, you can't be civil and just shoot the enemy in the shoulder or they will get ya from behind.

Old Knudsen was in the Hanoi Hilton the same time as John McCain, oh I wasn't a guest I was on staff and I really hate what people have said about the place.

Cockroaches were a part of the decor it was a theme hotel. The only torture that went on there was the food, Yanks really do hate Brit food.


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The New Face Of Terror

Nicky Reilly, 22, who has learning difficulties and Asperger's Syndrome, planned to becum a suicide bomber in the name of Allah.

The city of Exeter which is the main city in England for .............. for ............... well nothing really its in the southwest and nothing ever happens there except the odd exotic bug turning up.

Reilly, who changed his name to Mohammed Rasheed Lipshit, was "brainwashed" by a group that met at the new recruiting grounds for Al Qaeda the local fish and chip shop.

If you order a battered sausage supper they will batter yer sausage in the name of Allah round the back.

Little did Al Qaeda know that everyday at 2:10pm Reilly has to have a shite, its one of his things. Before he even had time to lay the toilet paper on top of the toilet seat of Exeter's Giraffe restaurant there was an explosion of another kind, his nail bomb went off.

Muslim extremists will use anyone even someone with an IQ of 10. Reilly had used a type of rudimentary bomb not employed by Muslims extremists in Britain before which was constructed from sodium hydroxide, aluminium foil strips and an essential oil, combined with kerosene.

Just send me $50 and I'll send you intricate details on how to make one or how to make speed or how to do 15 minute abs in 12 minutes.

It is thought he got some help to make 3 of them up, (not me) the other two didn't go off which is just as well or the family restaurant packed with children would have turned into a fireball.

The court was told his mother had first taken her son to see a psychiatrist at the age of nine, reporting obsessive behaviour and temper tantrums. He felt rejected by his father and later began to self-harm, taking an overdose at the age of 16.

Many mongs never go on to blow people up maybe you just got a bad mong, I bet he thought Communism was a good idea as well and was on the rebound from being a Jehovah Witless or some other daff hell bound religion .


The twat left a note saying: "I have not been brainwashed or indoctrinated. I am not insane."

Which means he was brainwashed and wanted to please the others who pretended to accept him, as for insane well maybe just a bit retarded.

He claimed he was simply doing "what God wants from his mujahideen".

No one knows what God wants ....... except Old Knudsen, he wants all religious zealots to kill themselves and just themselves.

"Everywhere Muslims are suffering at the hands of Britain, Israel and America. We are sick of taking all the brutality from you," he wrote.

Cos we are so brutal right? Our soldiers are complaining about waking up in hospital and finding a wounded Taliban in the next bed, do ragheads know what a hospital is? and would they help a wounded enemy soldier or just kill em?

The note attacked drunkenness and sexual immorality as "unacceptable to Allah and the true religion Islam".

Maybe they need a few pints in them at least we marry weemen old enough to grow hair on their bits.

What a stupid lad and an idiot situation that could have been very nasty. I've been to Exeter, my leg fell asleep it was so dull. At least Plymouth has the *Ho*

Reilly was given life which means he'll be out in 20 years at the most so then he'll be 44 and will have the mental age of a 20 year-old, he'll be too busy drinking and trying to get his hole to get into extremist shit.



*Plymouth Hoe is a grassy area where its said Sir Francis Drake played bowls in 1588 while the Spanish Armada approached before we soundly thrashed the dagoes .* You see it was a joke with ho instead of .................. oh never mind.

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Looking Back And A New Beginning

My first post of the new year, yep 2008. I'm going to make this an inspirational post full of hope, love and the promise of a better tomorrow today, assuming today is fine with you, if not can you pencil me in for later in the week? afternoon please as I don't do mornings.

It is written in the Bible (somewhere at the back) "And so'th the lamb shall lay doon in the mint sauce and the polar bear will share a Coca Cola with the wolf and peace shall reign doon for a thousand years."

The translation from Aramaic is a little dodgy and it might have been "And piss shall rain doon ."

If George and Mahmoud can be friends then why can't I be friends with all the horrible cunts that read me not to mention who spammed me for over two months this year. I shall visit yer blogs more often and pretend to like you all in the coming year............................................this may be a total lie.

This year has had its ups and doons, its ins and outs, its ramming and thrusting. I've done things that I'm not proud of.

Yer Ma being one of them but I did her just so I could do a post about it.

I recently won the Palitzer Prize for my news blog, I still haven't got my cunting prize money yet but I hear its the honour that counts.

It was sad when the Grinch went ape shit and shot up that town, that sad young Grinch had some serious Christmas issues.

While there are weemen like this one I have hope for the world and my wank bank. I do wish she would tuck in her underwear, is that sexy? yeah as sexy as those low rider jeans, got a bad looking arse then make it look worse.

Ah fuck it and fuck you, another year full of the same old shite, tits, arse and midget sex. Those who have wronged me last year I hope you die in a fire and those who will wrong me this year I hope you get mauled by a tiger on yer birthday.

Al Qaeda and Global warming are getting together for a super group and we are all fucked. Didn't I tell you about Bhutto? no Taliban or Al Qaeda cunt is taking responsibility for it, even the IRA are keeping quiet, how stupid do you have to be? The 140 who died by suicide bomber when Bhutto first turned up in Pakistan wasn't even investigated.

Musharraf did it. People say oh Bhutto would have let US troops come into Pakistan and that worried the Taliban, the fuck it would, as if the Ragheads are afraid of the US troops, that would of helped their cause. Musharraf had the most to lose as Bhutto had a chance of winning the election.

In 1979 the Queen's cousin Lord Mountbatten who was in charge of the Burma campaign or the forgotten war of world war II was blown up on his boat by the IRA while on holiday off the coast of Donegal. It turns out that Mountbatten was all for the unity of Ireland, have a huge helping of irony why don't ya.

Dr Who with Colin Baker and his assistant Peri as played by Nicola Bryant. Ah those were the days. She was English but put on a fake Yank accent to play an 18 year old student. Large breasts that bounced with grace as she ran from the aliens she even appeared in a bikini and you could see the odd nipple poke through her clothing now and then, yes I am still very much in love with her.

For some reason there has been a lot of UFO sightings over Wales, many by Airline pilots, two or three a week in fact. I see a connection that Dr Who is now being made by BBC Wales other than that all I can tell you to do is, "watch the skies."

Well um happy new year I suppose and don't let yer posts get away from you like I do, I make genius look easy but it isn't.

It is actually very easy now go to my news blog or I'll glass ya.

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Day 14

Its day 14 since I captured my Al Qaeda operative. The fucker is still sticking to his cover story of being Greek and working at the Kebab shop oh hes good but this is how I earned my pay at one time, he'll break and soon I'll know where Osama is .

I've tried water-boarding, surf-boarding and room and boarding. I made him watch me have sex with old Mrs McGee but that only excited him and it may of excited me too as I was a bit fast, old Maggie McGee needs to be warmed up these days and I was over and done before you could say " Abrakebabra" in fact that's what I did say when I came.

I tried the old six inch nail hammered through the scrotum but that only hurt me like fuck I think I may have lost my edge a little with this interrogation lark .
I've rented out all the Harry Potter films and the fast and the furious trilogy, this camel jockey won't know what hit him.

I think he already knows he'll end up at the bottom of the garden when he tells me where Obama is, fuck now I'm confused, just one letter out and you end up invading the wrong country, Iran laughed its arse off when Iraq got invaded.

And before you go saying it this is not like the time I thought that black lad of colour was a Zulu spy. You go fight the Zulus and see what sneaky fuckers they are. Or the time I caught an IRA terrorist and he turned out to be Polish, well how the fuck do I know what gheylick sounds like? he looked Irish anyway with his long hair and stuck in the 70's clothes.