Who Is On The First Lady, No What Is On The First Lady

I'm no into conspiracies but when I heard all the talk about Obama not really being president because first he said the wrong words and then he said the oath without a bible I investigated.

Take a look at the first photo, it looks like he is doing the Islamic sign for Satan with his right hand and his left hovers over the good book. The rumours about him not being able to touch a bible because it burns him may very well be true.

What is Roberts looking at and what is he listening too?


Take the same photo through a high spectrum ultra cunty lens and you see that Roberts looks more like Dr Cheney evil mastermind and Quail hater.

Obama's hand is yet again not touching the Bible and now his fingers are crossed.

I will not say what I think is going on here I am just presenting the fax. If pressed I would say it was about fear of lawsuits for Mr Obama's future actions, a technical loop-hole if you will.


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Obama On The Double?

Obama before the black out er sorry the outing of colour

When President elect Barrack Obama was on holiday on Oahu island in Hawaii there was a power cut for 12 hours. The entire island, 900,000 people without power.

The last major power cut was in 2006. Hmmm funny about the timing and you know what? Well I'll tell ya, just before all of this went doon I kept getting hits from Hawaii and then after the cut they stopped.

We all know Obama is indebted to me for getting him elected as my cruel jibes and witty arguments against McCain the baby eater and Palin the dumb skank swayed many of my readers to vote for Obama just so McCain wouldn't get in. Yes Obama does read me but not at work of course and he is not allowed to comment in case I say anything inflammatory, as if I would.


Obama the day after the power cut.

Being from the parts of the UK that still doesn't have that many nig nogs I can't really tell the difference between 'those' people . The second picture is still Obama right? just with a tan. Some have suggested a Republican, alien or Hawaiian terrorist switch.

The Republicans are well too dumb, the aliens are too busy carving faces on Mars to fuck with NASA but the Hawaiians? I wouldn't put it past them. They were kinda pushed into the whole United states thingy. To be honest I think this conspiracy theory stuff is a big bag of wank but hey judge for yerslf.



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Do Farts Smell Lovely In Heaven?

I was once a sergeant in the police force investigating the huge hippy populations on the remote Scottish Isles.
Hippies mean one thing, long hair and drugs .......... ok thats two things. I was tricked into walking into a huge wickerman when I was told there was free drink inside. All I found was death because those stoned hippies set it a light as a sacrifice to Harry Pothead the dark God of weed. These tossers were amateurs as I had already died and have been reanimated by a Voodoo zombie prince and still had 3 lives left. I didn't have the means to confine them and torture statements out of them so I fashioned a large wooden cross and bludgeoned them to death with the lard. "Kill them all and let God sort out the stoned."

Someday my time will be up and I shall sing with the Heavenly choir eternal but for now I'm sort of alive and kicking.

Who of those featured below do you think will die first? welcome to the very first and probably the last installment of Celebrity Death-race 3000.

Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in January and given 5 weeks to live. The cunt is still ticking. His cancer has boosted his career and has given him a TV series called 'The Beast' which is about a large mutant vagina that goes from town to town eating people, what an ironic twist on muff diving. Swayze plays FBI agent Dan Bradwin and he and his animated space monkey partner follow the trail of *fanny* batter to find the killer.


Ted Kennedy famous for killing staff members and being the usual two faced Kennedy politician has a brain tumor. It has been said that the Devil himself will come up from Hell to collect this ones soul.



Some pubs or bars have betting pools on how long it will be before Barack Obama gets assassinated. Lets hope he fixes a few of Bush's fuck ups before he gets killed and immortalised as a saint.



Amy Winehouse has talent and whatever she is a tortured soul, with a face like that what can you expect? This chavette cannot last anymore longer, why would God do that? Why does God not keep good people like Paul Newman alive forever by giving them the wasted life force of people like Winehouse? I will be having words with that cunt of a deity when I go up to judge him on judgement day.


Bear Grylls eats rotting carcasses and squeezes the contents of a camel's stomach for water. He must have more parasites in his body than anyone ever. Its only a matter of time before the Sting-rays or the Lemurs get him. Drop him off in Killamory with an 'I love the Pope' T-shirt on and we'll see how long he survives.


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the mouthpiece of Iran recently had a bout of man flu. Also one of his top yes men was found to have had a fake degree. Mahmoud laughed it off and said it was only a piece of paper. No Mahmoud it was a nit-picky excuse to get rid of one of yer people yer on yer way out lad. Yer last performance review was shite and the people are sick of you. You are the weakest link Goodbye.

Who will go first? or maybe some cunt jealous of not being included will go. Its like people you want to see naked you never see the ones you want. Those you want to die (I have a long list) will live to old age and you'll have a sagging pencil thin trollop saying, "Thats Hot!" thinking that she is sexy as she does now.



*Arse in America and vadge in the real world*


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Redneck Brown Cock

Obama enjoying the result and picking his new advisers.

Ah fuck it he is siding with the French.

Now that America's freedom has been defended from whatever.......... um its own government I believe. Uncle Sam who lost his pension has to go back to work to earn enough credits to be covered.


"I bet it tastes like chicken"

Bush is looking into getting a job advising the middle east like Tony Blair did except Blair was a real politician not a windscreen cowboy so the ragheads gave Bush the bird.


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Day After Gloating

Fucking voters what do they know? I bombed civilians, got caught and tortured for those cunts and this is how they repay me. How am I going to pay the mortgages on my 7 hooses now? Hes a dirty socialist like those European bastards if I had my way socialists would all be hung, them and their fair deal for all crap. Whats that wet feeling? where am I? who are you people? has anyone seen my dog?


Ah yes Presidential farts do sound and smell better. I must remember to send Old Knudsen a thank you hamper.


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Observe My Smug Smile

Yet again Old Knudsen spoke and yet again the world listened. My endorsement Of Obama has won him the Hoose of Colour, I won't say for the next 4 years due to his JFK/MLK complex and how history repeats itself.

Next there will be either a terrorist attack or some nation that tells the US to fuck off, I mean more than usual that is. When a new preez in elected the world has to try it on.

Poor McCain, if only he hadn't walked the line as an angry old white geezer as dictated in the GOP running for preez handbook. They probably told him if you want to run then do as yer told. If he ran as the war hero and man of intregity that he tries to be instead of using the 'lets hate em' angle he might have won.




I was offered a job today and even opened up old Vera but no not this time, get yerself another patsy.

I'm off now to reply to Barrack's thank you e-mail, he likes to stay on my good side and says he might need my services himself in the years to cum.

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