As everyone knows Lorry drivers (truck drivers US) are all Serial killers, the perfect job for that sort of business. I always pictured the protagonist of this 1961 Dion song The Wanderer as a serial killing driver rather than just a dirty dick manwhore, observe the following changes.
Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down,
Where pretty girls are well you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I kill 'em cause to me they're all the same
I cut 'em and dismember 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the serial , yeah I'm a serial,I go around around around around
Well there's Moe on my left and Mary on my right,
And Janie is the girl well that I'll be with tonight,
And when she ask me which one I love the best,
I tear open my shirt and I show MUM on my chest,
'Cause I'm a serial, yeah I'm a serial I roam around around around around hmmm
Well I roam from town to town,
I go through life without a care,
And I'm happy dressed as a clown,
With my rope and my chainsaw, but I'm goin' nowhere.
Yeah I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place I roam from town to town
And when I find myself fallin' for some girl
I put her right in that car of mine, and bury her in the woods
And I'm a serial, yeah I'm a serial I roam around around around around hmmm
Cause I'm a serial, yeah a serialI roam around around around around
The favourite expression used by weather men/weemen seems to be 'mixed bag' , thats what this post is. I cannot get over the fact that I used the word 'protagonist' what a twat I am.
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