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Tuesday, January 1, 2008

We Need You For The Pedo Crew

This is the sort of thing that has gotten priests into trouble in the past. Priests must change as society does. How can a pedo give comforting words of advice when you leave yer kids alone while on holiday in Portugal ?

I did a post on my news blog about priests appearing in a calendar to recruit young men to the priesthood by showing their human side and the hobbies they enjoy when they aren't diddling young boys.
I don't think being American and liking baseball, home improvement jobs and reading celebrity magazines would attract anyone to join the priesthood not even the pedos.

I am offering my humble services to aide them to promote their Fenian ways. We know they all smoke, drink, gamble, fuck and molest right? so lets just be honest and say what will attract young men to the priesthood.
Men like to party and drink and make blue steel poses for the camera. Fucking cool.
Men like guns (well real men) they also like to shoot stuff. Make films like "Kill Judas vol. 1" or the "Christinator."
A bit of kinky would go doon a treat.

Nope not this, don't mention good looking priests or you'll get the confessional bandits, only advertise these guys when looking for nuns.

Yep hot nuns with lacey boulder holders, I wouldn't mind giving her communion .

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