Vince as he subconsciously gives head to an ice-cream cone while looking at children's toys.To show what a nice person I am to those who think I'm a right cunt who throws bags of kittens into *rivers* and exposes my todger to weemen and the odd attractive man on the bus.
I thought I should tell you the internal struggle I had to not photoshop the above picture of Vince Vaughn sucking the ice-cream out of his poke into some grotesque ghey Fenian cock sucking scene.
The only reason I didn't was because he is an Honourary Bitter Balls as you can see on my sidebar.
I hear him and Jen are back together and hope that she has as much talent on the poke as he does, I won't tell you what Brad said on the subject as he had been drinking and it was said in confidence.
I just have to say this, if you 'want' to spoil the moment then use yer teeth, fuck I hate it when I get an amateur. Get them older when they've lost all their teeth or skull fuck a meth addict.
Speaking of which Eddie Waring who was once a stunt motorcyclist and male model did the meme I subjected him too and wrote this: "I always sniff my fingers after scratching my arse, just to see how much it stinks."
Ever read something and at that moment you feel closer to them as you have never done before with anyone? its like he diddled my soul.
After you sniff yer finger you usually said something obvious like " fuck that stinks" and then continue to eat yer burger or shove it under the nose of yer wife to validate the stench .
'Y'-Fronts were the greatest invention of the 20th century I believe, a flap in which you can pull out yer lad and piss away, not like boxers were yer knob just falls out or so I told the Judge.
Speaking of which Eddie Waring who was once a stunt motorcyclist and male model did the meme I subjected him too and wrote this: "I always sniff my fingers after scratching my arse, just to see how much it stinks."
Ever read something and at that moment you feel closer to them as you have never done before with anyone? its like he diddled my soul.
After you sniff yer finger you usually said something obvious like " fuck that stinks" and then continue to eat yer burger or shove it under the nose of yer wife to validate the stench .
'Y'-Fronts were the greatest invention of the 20th century I believe, a flap in which you can pull out yer lad and piss away, not like boxers were yer knob just falls out or so I told the Judge.
Why has no one ever invented the Y-Front with the Z-Back ? are you confused? I'm thinking of an extra flap you can get yer fingers into so you don't have to put yer hand doon the back or up a leg to scratch yer hole cos I'm lazy and will just poke a hole through the arse of me gunties.
I usually wear boxers as that's what people buy me at Christmas and they don't make them with reinforced arses which may also be a good Idea, market them as "arse pickers."
The Z-Back would also be popular with the gheys I think or so Marky tells me............... Ka-Chow!
*ponds and lakes are better so the current doesn't take the bag out of sight.*
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