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Monday, February 16, 2009

Sammyman

Mr Sammy Wilson, a Northen Ireland politician , has faced calls to step down after blocking the broadcast of a TV commercial urging people to cut down on carbon emissions.

A government committee passed a vote of no confidence in the minister of the environment earlier in the week.

Wilson, who does not believe that climate change is man-made, had said the government advertisement was part of an "insidious propaganda campaign".

Some members of the environment committee said Mr Wilson's views were not consistent with that of the executive.

Sammy Wilson called a climate change awareness campaign 'propaganda'

I have to agree with him. DUP politicians aren't known for their progressive thinking but considering the media has gone into scare news instead of reporting I don't believe anything.

What about the threat of the ice-age 30 years ago? not here yet? Its a 'convenient untruth' that anything from floods, snow storms and excessive heat can be blamed on Global warming instead of natural earth cycles that we haven't been around long enough to notice.


Sammyman with Miss Belfast 2008, isn't she lovely?

I have pointed out the good parts for those with trouble reading.

I refuse to blindly accept the new pseudo-religion that we must dramatically change our economy in order to stop climate change. The tactic used by the "green gang" is to label anyone who dares disagree with their view of climate change as some kind of nutcase who denies scientific fact. Like questioning patriotism after 9/11 if you didn't agree with Bush

First of all can I make it clear I accept that we are experiencing climate change. Indeed climate change has been a feature of the history of our planet. The most modern history of the earth shows that these changes occur in regular cycles. From 200BC to 600AD we had what was known as the Roman warming when grapes grew in the open as far north as Scotland. The Dark Ages between 600 and 900AD was a cold period. Then came the Mediaeval warming period from 900 to 1300AD followed by the Little Ice Age between 1300 to 1850 AD when the Thames regularly froze over and fairs were held on the ice. From 1850 to 1940 we had another period of warming followed by a period of cooling from 1940 to 1975. When I was at school, scientists were confidently predicting that we were entering another ice age. From 1976 we have experienced gradual warming again. Significantly the most progressive and prosperous periods in world history were during the periods of global warming.

We have never clearly understood the causes of these changes and despite what some environmentalists say there is no scientific consensus around the causes. Some claim that recent climate change is due to CO2 production from industrialisation, our energy use, our love affair with the car and foreign holidays by jet airplane. The difficulty with this explanation is that climate change occurred even when we did not have the increase on CO2 emissions experience in the last 200 years. Another difficulty they have is that the increase in CO2 occurs after the increase in temperatures.


Other scientists have produced research based on analysis of ice cores, and study of changes in the sun's radiance which they claim proves that the changes in Earth's climate are primarily caused by solar activity. Readers may ask what the relevance of such a scientific debate is to them and given the esoteric nature of the subject may dismiss it as nothing to do with them. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact the reason why environmentalists have a fit of apoplexy when their claim that the scientific jury is still out on the cause of climate change is that there are massive implications for policy depending on which view you take.


To date governments across the world seem to have caved in to the demands of well-placed environmental lobby groups and the political hysteria they have generated and have introduced a wide range of measures to reduce CO2 emissions in an attempt to stop climate change. These measures are already impacting on our pockets every day through the imposition of so-called green taxes, price increases and regulations. We pay more for petrol because the Greens have persuaded the government to make it dearer so we buy less. Road tax on cars over seven years old is set to soar to £450 per year and my department estimates that over 100,000 drivers in Northern Ireland will be affected. The reason for the tax is that these cars produce too much CO2. We pay more for electricity for the same reason. Already the climate change levy and the demand that more power is generated from wind have sent electricity bills soaring.


We are already losing jobs to China and India as the government seeks to chase away industries which produce CO2 in order to achieve our Kyoto target on CO2 reductions. The irony is that the CO2 is simply produced in a different part of the world where the governments have decided not to sign up to the international agreement on emissions. So our adherence to the green political correctness damages our economy while doing nothing to deal with the perceived problem.


These are the consequences of a policy which ascribes to the view that climate change is man-made. If climate change is indeed caused by changes in solar activity then clearly the billions of pounds currently spent on reducing CO2 is being wasted because they will have no impact on what happens to the world's climate. The changes are beyond our control and resources should be used to adapt to the consequences of climate change rather than King Canute style vainly trying to stop it.


This would require resources to be used to improve flood defences, develop GM crops which can enable the production of food in changed climatic conditions and of course putting money into technological research to help us deal with changing climatic conditions. This would make more sense than the massive financial burdens we are placing on our economy and individuals in the vain hope that these burdens might have an affect in 50 to 100 years' time, when conveniently those who imposed the policies will no longer be around to be accountable if the measures either prove unnecessary or fail to achieve their ends.
The climate change debate is relevant to us all. It is something politicians should be dealing with and talking about.

Reasoned debate must replace the scaremongering of the green climate alarmists.

Of course the climate is changing, change is a part of nature. The thing is that humans are not changing and so don't like what is going on.

I'm glad to have finally heard some sense from a politician, he may be a twat but he is a twat with a point. We don't know what is going on so lets raise some prices and make some money and if you don't accept it then yer a polar bear killing cunt ................ polar bear numbers have not been affected by the way and a polar bear is just a brown bear that adapted to the cold so they cum doon and fuck their cousins until some hunter shoots them.

Recycle, Reduce and Reuse only because it makes sense. Stop pollution! that is what is killing us all. The only recession proof jobs are Climate experts and economists, both deal in fear of the unknown and speculation.

There is a woman who lives near me who throws out perfectly good brand new stuff and clothes, shes fucking nuts and only cares about herself. That is the problem of the world, 10 billion fuck-wits like her.


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LOL Queen

Old Knudsen is slowly but surely taking over the Interweb. MySpace, Facebook, Blogging and now I do the I can haz cheeseburger thing. Twitter can fuck off. I don't really do the LOL cats as that is shite, I mostly do celebs and news pictures.

I will be sharing some of the ones I've done with you my pretend friends. Be warned the LOL set are twice as thick as Blog readers so I spell American. I have played one on TV so I'm used to going Yank for pay and if you want to pay me to LOL please do........... or for sex.


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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Not Hungry Now

I was baited, nay goaded by Manuel that cunt who waits for things into doing this post. In 1981 scummy IRA terrorist Bobby Sands started a hunger strike in the Maze prison in an attempt to gain political status on March 1. On April 11 he wins the Fermanagh and South Tyrone by-election. He did fuck all for those people which shows you how stupid they were electing a terrorist, just like Hamas you idiot Palestinians.

He dies on May 5, on the 66th day of his fast. Riots follow on both sides of the border and 100,000 attend his funeral.
The hunger strike ends on October 3 after the deaths of only 10 republicans.

All prisoners are now allowed to wear their own clothes and get fed nearly every day.

There is a film called 'Hunger' about him. I was approached to do the film and having no bias or bitterness against cowardly terrorist scum who should be left to rot I took on the role to make sure a real depiction was given.


It was originally called, 'A hunger for food' and didn't pull any punches but we had trouble getting funding for it so some changes had to be made thats when I left. Creative differences.

I accepted the Christ-like look they were going for, I mean he was a skinny dying fucker. I had to lose 80 lbs for the role, I had a shite and a kidney removed.

There is a scene which I am very proud of, "I'm no eating my food until I get ketchup, political ketchup!"

It was my actual shit that I smeared on the walls, on the DVD deleted scenes I'm mentioned and it shows the trouble I had as it was like gravy.

I hate to see terrorists painted in a favourable light or the wrong shade of brown . Sure Sands did suffer intimidation and sectarianism at the hands of loyalist thugs before joining the IRA but he became just as bad as them so fuck him.

Also around that time:

I hope Sands is burning in hell with his fellow IRA friends
who sets off two bombs in London's Hyde Park and Regent's Park killing two members of the Household Cavalry , seven cute fluffy horses and six soldiers from the Royal Green Jackets. Leonard Murphy the leader of the Shankill Butchers. The INLA who bombed the Droppin' Well pub in County Londonderry killing Seventeen people, 11 of them soldiers. The INLA who shot and killed three people and wounded seven in a Protestant church in County Tyrone. The IRA who killed Five people and 80 wounded by a bomb outside Harrods department store in west London on December 17 1983. President Ronald Reagan who visited the Irish Republic in June 1984 and says US policy is not to interfere. I wonder whose side he was on. Clinton was a better preez, he interfered. The IRA who bombed the Grand Hotel in Brighton killing four.

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Cynical Much?


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Valentine Arse!

Today you must express love to someone or yer a sad lonely fucker who will die of warts. Well according to the pressure of society. Buy cards, buy flowers, buy dinner, buy chocolate or sexy lingerie and buy her some too.

All at double the price. Maybe I'm cynical but I don't like to be told when to say "I love you". I also don't like what is expected of us on this day.

Just like the toy ads at Christmas that tell you to buy this toy or yer not a good parent.

Mother's day should be every day. You shouldn't need an excuse like St Paddy's day to get drunk. You should tell yer loved ones you love them everyday ................ nah that last one is a bit ghey just buy them flowers the odd time to get yer hole but not when' the man ' tells you too.

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Purple Heart

I was thinking about the great American war machine and how since Korea it has not been that great.
I don't know of any other country that gives you a medal for failing to do yer job its like the schools of today inflating grades and giving out certificates for turning up and not causing trouble.

Yes sir I know you were in Nam, you haven't stopped whining about it for the last 40 years.

The purple heart is a medal they give you if you get wounded in combat. Here have a medal for not keeping yer head doon and being unlucky or careless but yer still a winner to us.

How could a super power fight against a 3rd world cuntry that uses pointed sticks? Unless yer the British of course who beat doon savages on a regular basis to rule a quarter of the globe, hmm look at the size of us compared to .....................

I think that anyone who puts on a uniform to serve their cuntry with honour is the bees knees, and all due respect to the fallen but the whiners should gurn up.

Yes flip-flops was a part of the VC uniform. Ha ha beaten by peasants in flip-flops.

The VC on a personal level wanted victory more than the US and the same thing is happening with Al Qaeda. Anger is an energy.

Go all out to win, waterboard and torture camps. Never mind the values you hold dear because you can't afford to have them in war.

I draw the line at the baby killing other massacres that have gone on in Nam and Iraq by some troops as there is no need or point to it. Civil war is just a name, you can't be civil and just shoot the enemy in the shoulder or they will get ya from behind.

Old Knudsen was in the Hanoi Hilton the same time as John McCain, oh I wasn't a guest I was on staff and I really hate what people have said about the place.

Cockroaches were a part of the decor it was a theme hotel. The only torture that went on there was the food, Yanks really do hate Brit food.


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Friday, February 13, 2009

Get It Before It Gets You





Are you this unlucky?

Are you this unlucky?


Are you this unlucky or dating this?

Or are you this lucky?


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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Sucka

Salma Hayek has taken a bit of flak for breast feeding a wee sick African baby. Wet nursing is nothing new as you should all know so whats the big deal?


I don't give a fuck just as long as Old Knudsen is next.

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The Bestiality

A while ago I was diagnosed with terminal herpes ............ I was devastated. A TV cable company wanted to cash in on my deadly illness and I had some rent to pay so I accepted the lead in a cop show called 'The Bestiality'. It was a show by the producers who watched a lot of 'The Shield' and loved Desperate Hoosewives so what they got was a show that tried to be gritty and tough but suspended belief so they needed publicity which is where my closeness to death came into it.

I played an unorthodox but effective FBI veteran, Charles Fraker , who takes on a rookie partner. Tough and on the edge in a psychologically driven show about undercover work, where a moment's hesitation can lead to death. I also strangled small animals while I fucked them to death. Ach the things they made me do, being a method actor I wanted reality and counted on being dead before any one arrested me oh never mind what I did thats not the point.

I was about to be splashed all over the tabloids looking ill but still working like a real trooper and then you know what happened? a fucking miracle, I got better. For fucks sake they couldn't replace me fast enough.

Luckily Patrick Swayze an actor famous in the 80's was dying of cancer and needed the work.

I get to be all bitter now. The only reason people will watch it will be to see how bad he looks. How the fuck can he throw people up against walls and be menacing when it looks like he is about to pass out?
At least I had the tough Scottish angle which means on my death dead I can still beat the snot out of ya.

Oh scary scary the skinny sickly bloke is going to barf on me if I don't talk I think I'll withhold information to see if he dies soon, oh stop punching me it tickles.

I hope Swayze took acting lessons cos he is crap, you can't go through yer life depending on yer hair and lop sided grin forever, well if yer Harrison Ford you can.

They changed the name to 'The Beast' cos due to treatments he can't get erections so the bestiality got cut. I think thats sad cos it was an integral part of who Charles Fraker was and it gave him the edge over other lame ass cops.

I'd watch it too see how bad he looks but the over acting and the faked intensity would give me a relapse.


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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Special K Returns


I'm been really working my abs, anglos, saxons and glutes and look at the result. I never once knowingly took stair rods but my manager Buddy did make up special shakes and injections and I know nothing about their content AND IT MAKES ME FUCKING MAD WHEN PEOPLE JUDGE ME AND THEY DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyhoo I'm no wrestling under my old name Special K as me manager said it sounded like a retarded box of cereal. I am now 'The Killamory Mangler'.

For years I've been writing for the Sci-Fi channel, mostly the movies of the week like Yeti Apocalypse, Raptors in New York, Crocs on a plane and Dragon Wizard which starred Stephen Baldwin which I am surprised didn't win any awards or nominations recently.

Now I get to perform on the Sci-Fi channel because for some reason wrestling is now Sci-Fi. Having only wrestled on the European circuit during the mid to late 60's I've had to adjust some of my moves as breaking necks and snapping spines isn't allowed these days. I wish someone had mentioned this on the first day.


There is a lot of theatrics in wrestling and I have to go against the grain and act as a bad boy. I cum on and shout at someone about having their Ma and it gets the crowd riled up. I hate insulting people so if I see any darkies or Asians I insult them. In their culture insults mean respect.

I now issue this cage fight challenge. I will fight Nicholas Cage because the last 24 of his movies have been shite.

If ya comment expect me to respond in a wrestling manner to ya, you may afeared so only the brave may comment.


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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Nuttier Than My Shit

Bill Gates has gone mad. Insane, crazy and maybe Coco nuts. When people retire they go a bit odd. Too much time to get themselves into trouble.

Gates no longer runs Microsoft on a day to day basis since he achieved world domination in the PC world but still likes to remind people that he can buy and sell them or just have them killed if he wanted.

He took the stage at Technology conference, and said "Not only poor people should experience this," and let loose a swarm of mosquitoes with frickin laser beams on their heads onto the crowd.

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has spent millions of dollars to end malaria. Lucky they weren't into ending rape or genocide or else the audience would really be in trouble.

Poor people? you elitist cunt! just come doon to southern Callyfornia at any time of the year and you'll get bit by mosquitoes.

Spiders too maybe he'll do that at the next conference along with head lice.

Fuck the poor wogs in Africa why not spend the money in yer own cuntry? Everyone here under the age of 82 are as thick as fuck, even the rich people do things like let loose mosquitoes or dangle babies from balconies so maybe you should put the millions into education and classes about commonsense , impulse and substance abuse control.

Don't worry Bill didn't get into trouble for attempted murder by malaria cos he is fucking rich.

What is it with Africa? the place is so bad that not even the freed slaves wanted to go back, even the Bush admin wouldn't invade an African country. Dr Congo, Dr Evil and now Dr Gates.

There is an expression:

Feed a man for a week and he makes babies and wants more food, teach him how to catch and grow his own food he says 'why should I?' yer giving me food, fuck you and yer free education whitey I just want crack and an AK-47.


Ah wise words.


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Monday, February 9, 2009

Withering Erection


It was a few years back, I was a young struggling country gentleman living with my crusty old uncle at Manly manor.

My uncle Festor was rich but tight with his purse strings he could pass in the world of the English gentry but I was still a little rough around the edges for their likings.

While out riding one day on my trusty mare 'Old paint' I spied a lady in the middle of the road ankle deep in mud and struggling to stand.

"I say madam do you intend on blocking the carriageway all day or is this some form of interpretive art?" I said in a mocking arrogant way as befitting my station in life.

"My dear sir if you were any type of gentleman you'd use your riding crop on my rump and shout disparaging remarks to encourage me to move, obviously you are not endowed with good breeding"

I saw her eyes cum to rest on my well endowed breeding area, my breeches were tight so she knew the enormity of what I had to offer.

We stayed in our places glaring at each other, the hate and contempt in our eyes and then Captain Braggart staggered out of the nearby tavern.

"Allow me to assist madam" he said as he bent doon to remove her foot from the sucky mud.

"How dare you sir" she shouted.

"How you you sir unhand that lady" I yelled in outrage. "pistols at dawn to uphold the ladies honour"

The captain said "wha?"

He may be a drunken scoundrel but he was the best shot in the county of Durhamshire, luckily we were in hardfortshire.

The angry captain left and I whipped the lazy bint out of the mud then we introduced ourselves and she slapped me across the face a stormed off.

I rode home at speed and told my evil uncle I was in love, her name was Emily Austen-Eire a family of Texan/Irish descent.
My uncle went pale , " you cannot be in love with her young Knudsen for she is yer half-sister from yer father's youthful exertions"

He came around a bit when I described her good child bearing hips and small but perky breasts.

"You must still fight yer duel in the morning for the Knudsen name is at stake" my uncle said with a wag of his finger.

The morning was cool and misty, I don't really do mornings so I turned up about 11am ish, damn his eyes he was still there and sober.

We stood back to back and walked 20 paces, I had dueled American president Andrew Jackson once when I said that a Cherokee was more civilised than he was. It was a draw as we both died but it was only the 4th level of death so we were ok.

I walked the long 20 paces and turned. Braggart pointed and pulled the trigger, just as I had hoped, standing there all morning had made his powder damp. I chuckled as I shot him in the heart and then cut off his head as a trophy.

It started to heavily rain as it does so I ran, I ran so far away to Miss Austen-Eire's hoose a quarter of a mile doon the road, she came out and ran towards me as I reached the gate.

"We may be half brother and sister which to my mind only seems like half a problem but would you do me the honour of becoming my bride?"

She leaped into my arms as I pressed my huge and wet erection against her belly. She definitely felt it.

" I may hate you with all my being sir but yes oh yes."

My uncle stabbed himself twice in the back and hung himself from a balcony so I received his estate.

Due to having been out in the rain for 3 minutes Emily died of a bad cold on our wedding day. I still had a honeymoon in her name and hey I came, its not like she would have anyway she seemed a little uptight.



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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Oscar Snubs

I thought I had done away with the bad feeling the Jews that run Hollywood had for me about the fake nose thing years ago. I still refuse to wear one to get an Oscar.

I rely on my acting skills and sexual chemistry which is quite substantial to get a movie hit. I may get them but where the fuck are my nominations?

The Ring of Fire is based on my best selling book about how I saved President Jimmy Carter's life from assassination, those peanut farmers are a serious bunch.

In the film I have Halle Berry as a romantic interest, I only wrote a part for her so I could do the love scene. Most of my best stuff ended up on the cutting room floor, well I didn't have a hanky or a sock when I was wanking over the editing.


Speaking of love scenes Dakota Fanning was my female lead on this one . She is actually older than she looks .................. probably.
In this gritty film she names her teddy bear Mohammad and I have to save her from a Fatwa. I get caught by the Sandsavages and well the title says it all.

No nominations for this either, she is really phoning it in these days.


I didn't expect any nominations for this one though I think we got nominated for 'Best technical sound editing' Matty McConaughey was one far out dude he is always either working out or eating tons of junk food late at night.
A light weight actor who doesn't like to be called Lance Armstrong's ghey lover , that really did bug him. So fuck if he went to the moon I wouldn't dress like him and hang out 24/7 there is something odd there.

In this film I explored environmentalism. I said the famous line, "God darn it Mr president the Eskimos would want us to drill for oil on their land, we are all Americans together."

Why be dependent on foreign oil when there are vast resources under our feet, or rather the Injun's feet?

The Killamory Star said: "Old Knudsen's acting was as stiff as his cap in the frozen wastes, who told him he could pull off an American accent?"

I was going through some substance abuse problems then so I might have been a wee bit off. If you look at the out takes on the DVD you'll see me vomit after every fight scene.

I remember going to the party on Guy Fawkes night in 1975 and waking up the next day with missing time and the feeling like aliens had probed my hole. I put together a story about the mysterious man in black that I met and the abduction from witness accounts.

The film was a bit long and the director paced it so slow. I must admit its not my best work but it became a cult hit .............. which means I made fuck all money but am worshiped by dorks.

Just for the record I do not think that Heath ledger will get the best supporting actor award, give it to Robert Downey Jr for fuck sake. What will Ledger do with it anyway? His career really has gone doonhill since his death. Give it to someone who can use it to further their career.

As for that Slumbag Millionaire fuck that for a game of soldiers, of course it will win for best film even though its shite, just like that Million dollar baby and Brewster's millions.

I've got a movie planned for later in the year, timing is everything for the Oscars its called 'A million degrees of fire' and if it doesn't win then I'm quiting acting to work on my music career.


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Saturday, February 7, 2009

I Have My Hand Up The Cow's Arse Because I'm A Vet

No one reads on a Saturday and good for them. A certain well I don't want to call him a blogger has accused me of never having served in the military. I just wanted to remind him that other cuntries than the US do have a military, far better ones than the US military I must add. No I won't bring up the who has won and lost most wars between the USA and the UK as that would be like comparing a seasoned veteran warrior against a young fat wee baby.
Don't worry yanks some day you'll beat some semi stone-age culture like gooks in the jungle or arabs in the desert.

The picture is me when I served with the Spartans along with my 300 hand picked Scottish soldiers to fight off the Persians or Iranians. We were called the Spartans in tartan. Yep we kicked their arses and yep I have framed pictures of myself all over the hoose.

This my dear Troll would be my veterans badge along with something you'll be seeing soon. I don't need to prove myself to Americans, you should be smart enough you'd know what a trained keeler I am, remember the Alamo? I didn't kill 500 Japs at Normandy just to have some fat reality show loving cunt question me.
I didn't kill 3,000 Russians at the battle of the belly bulge during the cold war just to have some horse lover delete my comments on their blog because I is funnier.


And most of all I didn't kill JFK .............. no wait I think I may have. Don't worry I have a statue of limatations, well its actually a lamp.


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Thursday, February 5, 2009

The New Face Of Terror


Nicky Reilly, 22, who has learning difficulties and Asperger's Syndrome, planned to becum a suicide bomber in the name of Allah.

The city of Exeter which is the main city in England for .............. for ............... well nothing really its in the southwest and nothing ever happens there except the odd exotic bug turning up.

Reilly, who changed his name to Mohammed Rasheed Lipshit, was "brainwashed" by a group that met at the new recruiting grounds for Al Qaeda the local fish and chip shop.

If you order a battered sausage supper they will batter yer sausage in the name of Allah round the back.

Little did Al Qaeda know that everyday at 2:10pm Reilly has to have a shite, its one of his things. Before he even had time to lay the toilet paper on top of the toilet seat of Exeter's Giraffe restaurant there was an explosion of another kind, his nail bomb went off.

Muslim extremists will use anyone even someone with an IQ of 10. Reilly had used a type of rudimentary bomb not employed by Muslims extremists in Britain before which was constructed from sodium hydroxide, aluminium foil strips and an essential oil, combined with kerosene.

Just send me $50 and I'll send you intricate details on how to make one or how to make speed or how to do 15 minute abs in 12 minutes.

It is thought he got some help to make 3 of them up, (not me) the other two didn't go off which is just as well or the family restaurant packed with children would have turned into a fireball.

The court was told his mother had first taken her son to see a psychiatrist at the age of nine, reporting obsessive behaviour and temper tantrums. He felt rejected by his father and later began to self-harm, taking an overdose at the age of 16.

Many mongs never go on to blow people up maybe you just got a bad mong, I bet he thought Communism was a good idea as well and was on the rebound from being a Jehovah Witless or some other daff hell bound religion .


The twat left a note saying: "I have not been brainwashed or indoctrinated. I am not insane."

Which means he was brainwashed and wanted to please the others who pretended to accept him, as for insane well maybe just a bit retarded.

He claimed he was simply doing "what God wants from his mujahideen".

No one knows what God wants ....... except Old Knudsen, he wants all religious zealots to kill themselves and just themselves.

"Everywhere Muslims are suffering at the hands of Britain, Israel and America. We are sick of taking all the brutality from you," he wrote.

Cos we are so brutal right? Our soldiers are complaining about waking up in hospital and finding a wounded Taliban in the next bed, do ragheads know what a hospital is? and would they help a wounded enemy soldier or just kill em?

The note attacked drunkenness and sexual immorality as "unacceptable to Allah and the true religion Islam".

Maybe they need a few pints in them at least we marry weemen old enough to grow hair on their bits.


What a stupid lad and an idiot situation that could have been very nasty. I've been to Exeter, my leg fell asleep it was so dull. At least Plymouth has the *Ho*

Reilly was given life which means he'll be out in 20 years at the most so then he'll be 44 and will have the mental age of a 20 year-old, he'll be too busy drinking and trying to get his hole to get into extremist shit.



*Plymouth Hoe is a grassy area where its said Sir Francis Drake played bowls in 1588 while the Spanish Armada approached before we soundly thrashed the dagoes .* You see it was a joke with ho instead of .................. oh never mind.

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More Peta Hypocrisy


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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The Peta Hypocrisy

Don't worry it was only the ones who weren't cute that were killed.

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Whose Yer Friend?


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There Is Stupid And Then There Is This

In a move to heal the rift between the Muslim world and the West the US government has set up a commission to pay $12,000 to the family members of the 3000 people who died in the 9/11 bombings of the World Trade Centre and also to the family members of the bombers who died in the attack as they are all victims of this conflict.

That was an example, this idiotic thing is happening in Northern Ireland. The UK government want to pay the innocent victim's families £12,000 compensation and the families of the terrorists who died in the 30 odd year conflict too.

Those whose parents, sons and daughters etc who were murdered are outraged that the innocent victims are being classed in the same category as the bastards that killed them.

'Oh poor IRA terrorist he was shot by the SAS before he could plant the bomb in the shopping centre on a busy Saturday afternoon.'

What the fuck? I knew the UK was quickly turning into America but c'mon. Take responsibility for yer actions. The terrorist knew they might have died carrying a bomb about, that was their choice and a shame for their family that he was a wanker.
The people shopping with their kids for a new school uniform wanted a peaceful life and to watch their kids growing up they didn't have a choice. Or the woman with her unborn child growing in her belly didn't have a choice.

I was watching the debate and a woman was arguing with a man, she was saying how her parents died in a bomb attack and it wasn't the money that was important it was the fact that her parents were on equal footing with the murderers according to this compensation deal.

The man she was arguing with understood this, he was Catholic and his IRA brother was shot dead by soldiers and then he says, "I have 9 children."

Money trumps morals. No one except the Pope made you have 9 kids go ask him for money. What has his dirty dick got to do with anything?

Throw money at both sides and say "bygones" is that the plan? maybe some people can't forgive or forget but they will abide by the peace process. Fucking stupid if you ask me.

Compensate the victim's families Protestant and Catholic but not the terrorist families like duh!

What is next compensating the family of a serial killer or a school shooter? Then it will be compensating Pedos for being victims of child abuse themselves which obviously made them do it right?

Did I mention the taking responsibility thing?


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Monday, February 2, 2009

The Tango Midget Strikes Again


Chelsy Davy is the gurl who split up with Prince Harry. I don't know if it had anything to do with the prince being a racist, arrogant, ginger, upper crust twat or not they aren't saying. Chelsy is a fan of the fake tan and likes to look 33 instead of 23.

She has returned to life as normal at University in the town famous for its pedo preists .......... yes Leeds.
Something more than a bad tan is wrong with the gurl.


Now for the Old Knudsen competition, spot the Oompa Loompa.

I think she caught gingivitis of the prince. Too much sucking on his ginger nuts. No offense to any gingers out there reading me but if you send me yer address I'd be happy to organise a death squad to get ya.

Old Knudsen does think its funny that she let the world know about the split via her Facebook profile. A real sign of the times that you change it to single so everyone knows yer on the prowl again.

I can't remember what mine says I think its 'A swinging single open to three-ways' well it didn't have a 'wants sex with midgets' option on it.

Ach you shouldn't believe half the stuff you read on the line, oh that reminds me did ya hear that
Charlize Theron's snatch was haunted? totally true. A few years back she was dating a merchant banker and he had a heart attack while having sex with her because she is so hot and all and ever since strange discharges ooze from her crack.


Dubbed the most sexy South African-American in the world would a haunted vadge put you off?


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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Who Is On The First Lady, No What Is On The First Lady

I'm no into conspiracies but when I heard all the talk about Obama not really being president because first he said the wrong words and then he said the oath without a bible I investigated.

Take a look at the first photo, it looks like he is doing the Islamic sign for Satan with his right hand and his left hovers over the good book. The rumours about him not being able to touch a bible because it burns him may very well be true.

What is Roberts looking at and what is he listening too?


Take the same photo through a high spectrum ultra cunty lens and you see that Roberts looks more like Dr Cheney evil mastermind and Quail hater.

Obama's hand is yet again not touching the Bible and now his fingers are crossed.

I will not say what I think is going on here I am just presenting the fax. If pressed I would say it was about fear of lawsuits for Mr Obama's future actions, a technical loop-hole if you will.


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