Not Hungry Now

I was baited, nay goaded by Manuel that cunt who waits for things into doing this post. In 1981 scummy IRA terrorist Bobby Sands started a hunger strike in the Maze prison in an attempt to gain political status on March 1. On April 11 he wins the Fermanagh and South Tyrone by-election. He did fuck all for those people which shows you how stupid they were electing a terrorist, just like Hamas you idiot Palestinians.

He dies on May 5, on the 66th day of his fast. Riots follow on both sides of the border and 100,000 attend his funeral.

The hunger strike ends on October 3 after the deaths of only 10 republicans.

All prisoners are now allowed to wear their own clothes and get fed nearly every day.

There is a film called 'Hunger' about him. I was approached to do the film and having no bias or bitterness against cowardly terrorist scum who should be left to rot I took on the role to make sure a real depiction was given.

It was originally called, 'A hunger for food' and didn't pull any punches but we had trouble getting funding for it so some changes had to be made thats when I left. Creative differences.

I accepted the Christ-like look they were going for, I mean he was a skinny dying fucker. I had to lose 80 lbs for the role, I had a shite and a kidney removed.

There is a scene which I am very proud of, "I'm no eating my food until I get ketchup, political ketchup!"

It was my actual shit that I smeared on the walls, on the DVD deleted scenes I'm mentioned and it shows the trouble I had as it was like gravy.

I hate to see terrorists painted in a favourable light or the wrong shade of brown . Sure Sands did suffer intimidation and sectarianism at the hands of loyalist thugs before joining the IRA but he became just as bad as them so fuck him.

Also around that time:

I hope Sands is burning in hell with his fellow IRA friends who sets off two bombs in London's Hyde Park and Regent's Park killing two members of the Household Cavalry , seven cute fluffy horses and six soldiers from the Royal Green Jackets. Leonard Murphy the leader of the Shankill Butchers. The INLA who bombed the Droppin' Well pub in County Londonderry killing Seventeen people, 11 of them soldiers. The INLA who shot and killed three people and wounded seven in a Protestant church in County Tyrone. The IRA who killed Five people and 80 wounded by a bomb outside Harrods department store in west London on December 17 1983. President Ronald Reagan who visited the Irish Republic in June 1984 and says US policy is not to interfere. I wonder whose side he was on. Clinton was a better preez, he interfered. The IRA who bombed the Grand Hotel in Brighton killing four.

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I'm Such A Rake

John McCain on conservation.

Here in SoCal I don't know why Yanks are so into lawns, there is no fucking water to be had. I know its a hold over from copying the English which is stupid in its self but in England water falls from the sky, this phenomenon is called 'rain' if it rains over here Southern Callyfornia cums to a halt and on the news '200 dead in train crash' gets bumped to # 2 story just after the rain.

A camera crew gets sent out to film cars going through a dip in the road that has a puddle and motorists are stopped to give their opinion on the rain "Yeah its wet and I don't like it, make it stop."

Shut the fuck up you rebelious colonial traitor in the UK the weather is the main topic of small talk because we actually have weather drizzle fo sizzle every fucking painful day.

I suffer from S.A.D. which is sex addiction disorder but thats beside the point when its cloudy and wet I becum a grumpy old fucker and when its dry and sunny I becum a grumpy old fucker.

In the UK you always get some cunt who complains about the cold so to counter that you have to say, "well at least its dry" which is a polite way of saying you yappy wanker stop getting on like some kind of *European* looking on the negative side.

The French during WWII

"Regard Pierre le Nazis out number us 3 to 1 we must eat le cheese and surrender tout sweet."

The English during WWII

"Wot oh Tommy the bloody Hun out number us 3 to 1 lets have a cup of tea then kill the blighters, oh use up the Irish first and maybe Jerry will run out of bullets ."

The Yanks during WWII

"Its 1939 I see no war."



A sign I like that clearly states the intentions of the home owner. You should know by now that I support the shooting of several people as a way to combat Global warming and the shortage of resources.
Why has no one during this world wide recession ever mentioned to stop feeding and looking after prisoners?
If their families and some bleeding heart liberals want to feed pedos and rapists then let them I do not support or condone either.
I have thrown the idea out into the world lets see if some forward thinker runs with it.



Here is the sign I want made up for my home. Maybe they exist as many things I think of already do.
Yes I know the CIA listen in on my phone calls and e-mails and some of you fellow bloggers are no doubt spooks. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

Where is this post going? you may ask

Back to my young days as a male model would you not want to be violated by my young hot lips?...................... My eyes are up here.





*Brits aren't really European*

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This One Is For Me Homies

"Oh yeah I'll just pretend to be asleep and whey hey up the peanut butter."


There cums a time in a man's life (not weemen as they are only fit for hoosework and babies) when he has to take a stand for what is right, a protest of injustice if you will.


Rap star Nelly who I believe to be a male despite the name used to wear a plaster or band-aid to you Yanks on his cheek to support his bro who was in prison. Yes when he came onto the rapping scene I did invest in plasters and I made a killing. Of course by saying I made a killing cannot be used as evidence as you will never find the bodies and stay the fuck out of my fridge.



I shall wear a nose strip until the Fenian formerly known as 'Mad dog cunty baws' but now known as Jimmy Bastard is released from HMP Aberdeen. If you have looked him up on shite meter that is where he blogs from.
He is a long way from his native Texas and was on his Mormon mission to convert the Scottish Catholics and their dirty French loving Highland ways when he fell in with the wrong crowd and got arrested for having sex with miners.

The over crowding in Aberdeen prison is terrible and he has to share his cell (or mobile) with 4 other sex offenders. Please show some support and wear a nose strip for Jimmy, those minners and their sexy hard hats were asking for it and if you mention 'mine shaft' at all they take it the wrong way. Well the right way for Taigs if you are of the up the bum no babies methodology for sexual relations .

I don't watch that Greys anatomy crap but in the last month I have saw the skinny doctor gurl wearing a nose strip in bed with the doctor McSlimy actor that beat his older wife about and the chick was wearing it too high. There are directions on the fucking box you silly slag, worse doctor ever.
Oh (Sandra Oh) I did see the gook gurl getting stabbed by the ice-cream. That was funny as fuck and the best career move for her as she will actually have a career outside of the show.


Update

I gave up on wearing the nose strips as the whole Miner sex thing was a bit too cuntroversial for someone of my standing in the community............ hang the bastard.

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Birthday Hoors

Today it seems that dirty, pervy , hornivores types that think they are so hot all have their birthdays so today is 'International full of yerself birthday day'.

No my birthday has already been so nice try.

Prince is a dirty wee Jovohva witness singer type who wears high heels, gurly make-up and pretends to fuck the stage when hes sings those sinful songs full of smut and filth. He is 54 today. I got sick of the wee shite 20 years ago but he hangs around like a fart in a phone box.

Tom Jones is Welsh, that's enough sin and burden for anyone but this cunt flaunts it. I know for a fact that he packs his trousers with rolled up socks cos I gave him the idea. Jones is 87 today.

Dave Navarro is a poofy guitar player who hangs around with other skinny dying fuckers who sprinkle cocaine on to their cornflakes and think lunch is a bottle of J.D. (yes I'm jealous) he tried to be cool but has since appeared in a Puff Daddy/diddy/doddy video and had his own reality show, yes he is now a media hoor, he is 48 today.

Morris Blackstaff is a famous porn star from such movies like 'Animal rights/animal wrongs' and 'Yer ma loved it.' At a premier of one of his films he was to shake hands with the Queen but instead he feed his long dong through his jacket sleeve and she shook his penis, since then he has been on my hit list, yes Mr Blacstaff yer end will cum at my hands, he is 56 today.

Liam Neeson from Ballymena, Northern Ireland a town where Old Knudsen used to reside is a Fenian cocksucker who refused the keys to the city only because its full of bitter Protestants who hated him when he lived there and still do, where is the love Mr Neeson? you don't deserve such an honour. A crappy actor who doesn't do accents because he can't, like Sean Connery but shite.

Neeson is 63 today and hates puppies.

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