Muslims, Thousands Of Em

No one really believed I was going away, the only offers I ever get are drunken pity fucks (MJ yer the best;)) I was going to stop blogging for a couple of weeks just to continue the joke and make you all believe it and stop reading and take yer links doon etc but then I thought "Oh look something shiny" and did a post.

Look at the above picture in detail and tell me if you see anything odd, no? me neither. Why would you do that to yerself ? I know why I'd do it to others but yerself ? I thought I was full of self- loathing but they win. Probably American, they cut bits off their willys cos some one told them it was more hygienic, Yanks will believe anything.

Now onto yer regular scheduled post.

Remember when Pope John Paul II forgave Father Gollum for coveting Frodos ring? Today is the date old JP died in 2005.

Now don't get me wrong with this post, I have nothing against Muslims, Catholics, Jews or Buddhists well maybe not Jews as they do start all the wars and did kill Jesus those foreskin-less curly boys.

I don't care what crazy stupid made-up religion yer in, if you think its worth burning in the pits of Hell for then enjoy the damnation, I'll be upstairs with my Free Presbyterian brethren having a glass of God's milky love.

Monsignor Vittorio Formenti said in the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, which is latin for 'look Gypsies' that there are more Muslims in the world than Roman Catholics.

Maybe the Taigs are taking a page from the book of George Bush who saw terrorist attacks every time he wanted support and funding.

Catholics are a strange people.

While all Christians (if you count Catholics as that) still outnumber the ragheads at 33 % Catholics accounted for 17.4 percent of the world population while Muslims were at 19.2 percent.

Wow 2 percent, how did they cum to this so close and accurate conclusion I wonder?

Sandsavages seem to be breeding like flies and Christians seem to be having a nice cup of tea instead. No wonder the Catholics are so anti-abortion.

So what caught yer eye first?

I think its every Christian woman's duty to stop being so picky and put out for the lads more but that's just my solution, if any of you weemen want to get into Heaven just climb aboard the Old Knudsen love train express cos its fast and never stops until it pulls into the station of stench.

The Vatican have long since had a secret agenda and Nostradamus said that's where the anti-Christ would arise from talking about the great lie and the festering scab that is the Vatican so don't believe me just look at all the other stuff he predicted that was true, Waterworld and Ishtar being flops, Anna Nicole dying of a drug overdose, the second Spiderman film being better than the first and the Spice gurls reuniting but then breaking up again.

Hitler was a non-smoking vegetarian into Catholicism all the warning signs were there. I wonder what Hitler prayed for.

I smell a 30 year crusade in the air and maybe people wising up to a church run by Nazis and pedos (will await legal letter to be sent to Google) oh and you atheists, don't you sit there and be all smug, yer still going to burn.

How can you not believe in God but then have to make up a name that says you don't believe in God? if God is so important to you that you have to use him to label yerself you might as well say you believe in him. Not so smug now huh?

Ach I'm done with intolerant religious bigotry I think I've shamed them enough.

I am still the way, fuck this halo gives me a headache.

So anyway when judgement day cums and yer begging for yer souls by saying things like, " but I have a blog" don't use my name to try to get in. Its a long story by God holds a grudge longer than any Scotsman I know.

I was one of the angels sent doon to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah, now Archie took out Sodom with his nuke no probs but I was too busy with lot's daughters I misplaced mine somewhere and Gomorrah wasn't destroyed which is why you hear people being called sodomites and not Gomorrahites.

Gomorrah turned into a nice wee resort town famous for its fudge packing factory, if you go on a tour they let you pack some fudge yerself . Try it, you might like it.

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Happy Easter 2008

Happy Easter Sunday , enjoy yer chocolate eggs and bunnies because that's what Easter is all about.
Where do we get the name Easter from you may ask? Well Eostre or Eastre was the Great Mother Goddess of the Saxon people in Northern Europe. Otherwise known as Ostare, Ostara, Ostern, Eostra, Eostur, Eastra, Eastur, Austron and Ausos. Dirty pagan stuff in other words. Why all the different names I wonder, credit card fraud probably.

It was a 6 day religious celebration at or following the Spring Equinox. All about fornicating and the earth cumming back to life and the general horniness and rebirth of the land I know I'm gagging for it.

Fucking like bunnies isn't just an expression and the egg is a symbol of rebirth. That's why it isn't chocolate Dodos and turds. The chocolate part is just to make money duh!

I think hes cumming back to life.

To wipe out er I mean phase out the stinking pagan heathens who are the people of Satan and filthy sodomites the lot of them we Christians tag on our own celebrations using their names and symbols to ease them into the conversion.

Kill their Druids and then without any religious leaders we win their hearts ands minds and before you know it they are blindly buying peeps and buying gifts at Christmas because that's what you do.

Rejoice for he has risen!

The whole jesus thing of sacrifice and rebirth is older and Christianity but its a nice story unless you look at it from a parents point of view and then its God who raped a young gurl and left his son to be tortured and killed to make a point isn't so cool.

Catholism, a religion of love has a symbol of torture to worship, thats a little bit creepy, no wonder Catholicism attracts so many pedos, just odd.

Forgive me father for I have, well never you mind what I've been up to.

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Ass Wednesday.

Two untrustworthy shitehawks, just like the Klingons, don't trust them don't believe them.

You all know me to be a fair and just man that gives anyone a chance in life no matter what race, religion , gender or sexual orientation. So the Fenians with that shit on their heads whats that about? I saw the Da Vinci code I know what a pack of crazy cat killing bastards they are, no offense to any crazy cat killing bastards reading this but c'mon wear a fucking rubber, yous are like flies.
You have to respect a religion that has an ex nazi cross dresser as its head man, mainly because if you don't respect them they'll blow ya up.
So today I'm not going to post, I'm just going to insult people with the hope I get flagged, if I'm no getting Blog of note then I want some prize,I should get something merely out of pity. I've got arthritis in my fingers, one leg, the clap from getting too many dodgy pedo searches from Germany, erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation at the same time, its not easy you know, then again its not hard either, its kinda hauntingly limp with a mocking slouch to it .
So where was I ? oh yeah not only did the Catholics kill Jesus on the cross but they go about pretending to give a shit with a bit of ash on their forehead. I knew an Irish guy who was of the altar boy persuasion if you know what I mean, he got out of bed, popped a bit of ash onto his forehead from his coal fire and came into work just to be noticed that he had it on his head, "hey John you have yer ash still on yer head, did ya not wash today?" he'd look all forgetful "oh that, I forgot all about that" and wipes it off, so unhygienic. I was sure you had to do to a chapel to get a kiddie diddler to put it on yer head but what do I know ? I'm in a sensible religion.
That fella John was a real twat, he was obsessed with that Rick Springsteen guy and his born in the USA shite, he went over to work in the New Jersey area and got to see Asbury park which was the name of one of Bruce Springfield's LPs, I know this cos the fucker wouldn't shut up about it. He worked construction there with a load of other Irish lads and stayed in the same building, one day he came back from work and found a note saying they had all fucked off back to Ireland, and I was not surprised.
John had this gurlfriend and she thought because I talked to John I was his friend, wise the bap up wee doll, (means get real young woman) look at my Blog, I talk to wankers all the time, they aren't my friends they are just waiting to see weakness before they attack. I can't remember the gurl's name so I'll just call her 'easy rider' she wanted me to talk to John because whenever she sucked him off he always thrusted which nearly choked her half the time, who am I Dr Ruth? that was one conversation I wasn't going to have, if he had BO or farted too much (can you fart too much? I don't think so) no problem, I did tell him plenty of times how stupid he was and how he'd burn in Hell for being a Heathen but the thrusting thing no way, that crosses the line.

Two untrustworthy shitehawks, just like the Klingons, don't trust them don't believe them.

I'll be walking about all day telling people they have a bit of shit stuck to their heads, I think anytime after noon if they still have it on you get to pinch them or something and say "Ass Wednesday is dead and gone and you're a fool for carrying on" .



Sassy Sundry, you were my muse for putting asses up today, an old Scottish blessing " May you always be regular and the dock leaves be big".