Take advantage of an all expenses paid holiday at beautiful Guantanamo Bay.
magnificent mountains , waterfalls and soft secluded beaches are some of the pleasures nearby.
Relax and unwind while room service brings you your meals as cooked by the world famous chief Albert Le Cochon author of the books 365 easy pork meals and my bacon is cooked.
Talk to our friendly staff as they apply the latest beauty treatments to yer nipples and turn the dial to 11.
Enjoy our petting zoo as seen on Fox news.
Delight in the 72 *virgins* that are escorted past the wire during prayers by our ever so friendly virgin handlers.
Tour in comfort and style with our chauffeur driven um carts?
Experience the thrill as you are put on a plane bound for Syria and torture but really land in Belize and for those that aren't so talkative a full British Breakfast, extra rashers. Syria doesn't seem so scary now does it?
Once you've had Guantanamo hospitality you won't be able to leave.
*Clinton cigar ruling 1998. oral, anal and any type of penetration does not count as sex as long as at least one foot is touching the floor. *
magnificent mountains , waterfalls and soft secluded beaches are some of the pleasures nearby.
Relax and unwind while room service brings you your meals as cooked by the world famous chief Albert Le Cochon author of the books 365 easy pork meals and my bacon is cooked.
Talk to our friendly staff as they apply the latest beauty treatments to yer nipples and turn the dial to 11.
Enjoy our petting zoo as seen on Fox news. Delight in the 72 *virgins* that are escorted past the wire during prayers by our ever so friendly virgin handlers.Tour in comfort and style with our chauffeur driven um carts?
Experience the thrill as you are put on a plane bound for Syria and torture but really land in Belize and for those that aren't so talkative a full British Breakfast, extra rashers. Syria doesn't seem so scary now does it?
Once you've had Guantanamo hospitality you won't be able to leave.
*Clinton cigar ruling 1998. oral, anal and any type of penetration does not count as sex as long as at least one foot is touching the floor. *
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