Ever notice on the News that when a disaster occurs in a foreign out of the way arse hole of no where part of the world the news will read like this, a train crash in the middle of Mongolia, 36 people feared dead, among them 3 Brits, so you're eating your dinner to the news and the newsreader says 33 Mongs are feared dead, you just keep chewing, whatever, just mongs and 3 britons, Oh my God, you spit out your food in shock, how can God just take 3 of his own like that, we all know that 1 Brit is worth 10 of the dirty races. (dirty races = anyone not us)
Anything that crashes always has to have at least one Brit, and they don't mind that they are Scottish , Welsh or from Northern Ireland and consider themselves Irish , they will always be Brits first, you know like if a sportsman from Scotland wins a few times suddenly hes a British golden boy,this happened to a certain boxer named Barry McGuigan a few years back, he played Danny Boy at every fight and was from the Republic but the media made him a Brit because the U.K. had fuck all, but Eddie the fucking eagle.
The Brits are everywhere it seems, and why is there always at least one, on every strange foreign airplane that goes down? do you see a pattern? no I don't either, shit!, I did think it was amusing that a 'Brit', who was blind, being guided by his dog got out safely from the WTC, it then pissed on a tree and licked it's hole and rolled in shit, now that's a hero.
Yes I know there are no trains in Mongolia, nitpicking fuckwits, ok then a Yak crash.
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