What has Science ever done for me? bastards.

I heard on the news that scientists have developed a sunless tan for mice, this not only looks hot but helps to protect them against cancer, it just goes to show you what Old Knudsen has been saying, Scientists and that Science thing they do is a load of wank, why should the mice be the ones that are going about all bronzed with grafted tanned ears on their backs? I really don't give a fuck how vain mice are and I really don't give a shit about the cancer risk to mice either, mice are only good for one thing and that's feeding Snakes, and I fucking hate Snakes.