Hot from the Headlines, well week old news but its still a bit warm.
The devil has been at it again, hes relying on how stupid mankind is to get away with his evil plans, and so am I , my Blog is like the Da Vinci code, full of hidden meaning and in jokes as well as full of shit, only the mad and the brilliant can get it, oh and young blind children and dogs.(no the dogs don't have to be blind)
Back to Satan, Prince of lies, Old Nick, Old Horny, Old Knudsen, Lusty dick and the Jammy Dodger, he wants you not to believe the word of God so instead of putting up billboards and putting ads in the 'Big Issue' he buries bones and tricks people (aided by Scientists the devil's minions) into thinking the world is 60 million years old instead of 5000 years that the bible says it is , pure evil and kinda vague I'm sure you'll agree.
In Ethiopia they discovered a near complete 3.3 million year old skeleton of a 3 year old girl part human part ape, well maybe the dirty Ethiopians were breeding with monkeys otherwise its the devil, I wouldn't throw either theory out, if you will breed with Arabs you'll breed with monkeys, no offense to any readers that are dirty Camel jockeys.
Well the skeleton was then mixed in with bones stolen off dead bodies in America and sold to various NHS trusts for transplants , so there is a general recall on bones, if anyone has the October 2005 through to September 2006 models then you are a little bit fucked as many hospitals won't even tell you about the possible infection from stolen/dodgy bones, but don't worry, your family can sue when you're dead, its an odd world we live in, I've heard of recalls for cars, toasters, cell phones and even politicians but never bones, which leads me to a question, why don't they call it death insurance rather than life insurance ?
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