The Germans complain that the British are still bitter about World war 2 and that we should move on as they have, and to get over it. Well, if I thought I was a part of the master race (I'm not, I'm one of god's chosen people, the Scots) and if I got my ass handed to me on a plate by a load of Yanks and brits well I wouldn't mentioned it too often either, heres the facts, we won, nah nah nah nah nah, if you don't like those Apples then stop starting wars.
Britain was a small overstretched nation back then, we were doing honest Imperialism, we didn't go under the guise of freedom or oil, we firmly believed that the world should all be British, or at least British servants.
In 1940 we were on the verge of losing not just a war or a battle but everything, the Germans stood across the channel waving their sausages at us, a mere 20 mile stretch of water keeping them at bay, it was a scary time for us, I can't tell you how many times I bravely changed sides until I knew who was going to win.
The usual banter between the Yanks and the British is.
Man with a cowboy hat on says," if it wasn't for us you all would be speaking German"
Man with a bowler hat on says, " if it wasn't for yourselves you'd be civilized, shouldn't have kicked us out old fellow, cup of tea?"
Man with a cowboy hat on," you damn Limey fag I want a cup of coffee, and in an American cup, back in the states cups can hold 10 gallons just like our hats".
Man with a bowler hat on, " sorry no fags old chap, I only smoke a pipe, lucky your hats hold so much, having such big heads and all".
Man with a cowboy hat on , not sure if he was insulted or not as big is very important in the States, "damn straight partner".
Remember when France opposed the war in Iraq and everyone in America became French haters, renaming french fries Freedom fries and pouring out perfectly good french wine, well not only did it show how stupid they were at wasting good booze but it also showed you how convenient their memories are, the French are after all the reason why the Americans were able to Beat the British in the first place to gain their independence , if it wasn't for the French you'd all be speaking English.
I never hear Russians say how if it wasn't for them sending millions of their bullet catching warm bodies at the Germans we'd all be speaking German, I guess it must be an American charm and humility thing, the Americans did send vast amounts of people weapons and equipment into the war, rationing hardly effected those in the states, hmmph! must of been nice.
Those were the days, you'd go all out to win a war, not try to be polite or P.C. and you don't count the death toll by the body, theres this thing called morale, FDR suspended many liberties and took quite a few, you need laws and you can't please everyone.
Though Winston Churchill was half American and to me was one of the greatest war mongers, er leaders of our time, he didn't take any crap, it was his way or the highway, one of Old Knudsen's all time heroes, though in person he could be a little too American if you know what I mean, no not Meth and Anal sex, I mean arrogant.
Yes if it wasn't for the Americans begrudgingly getting involved in world affairs, (they never like to meddle) we would of ended up speaking German, and then when Europe had been renamed 'Gerope' South America would be next and I don't think they would have minded too much, that Polka music is just a short goosestep towards nazism and you too would be speaking German in not too long a time.
I just want to thank my American readers for saving us from the Hun and doing the right thing, of course if you personally didn't help out please ignore my thanks, those brave men and women that did, don't rub it in as no one likes a Braggart, well unless its me.
The picture is of Winston Churchill observing one of the Ravens from the Tower of London, as long as there are ravens in the tower Britain shall never fall.
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