The title is taken from the dream I had last night in which I saw Bush on the telly saying that.
The Interweb is a strange place full of nutjobs and people far more paranoid than I. Ever since I started about a year and a half ago I've gone from being the next big new shiny thing to just being constantly mentioned and talked about, my 15 minutes of fame are up now I'm just infamous.
Not safe for work or adult content, what the fuck does that mean? you should be working at work, no wonder Al Qaeda are winning and as for adult content as I've been described as having does that mean the rest of the blogs are less mature and childish? maybe I should put the warning beside names in my blogroll.(Barney Blogs) What is adult content? sex? children? sex with children? alcohol ?marriage and going to work? oh the shame.
I can't link to you because my mummy or granny reads my blog, well guess what yer mammy or granny have no doubt sucked cock with the best of them in their time and maybe still do.
I was just looking through my site meter which I haven't done in ages and a referring URL was from a Blog called SCRIPTOIDS so I followed it back. It was by a person who has a another blog that featured other Blogs and I was featured twice last year in April and their last post in October.
I've returned a couple of times to that blog to see no action going on but it seems they were posting on SCRIPTOIDS which never mentioned me until now.
The post was called '(Happy?) Blogroll Amnesty Day.' (B.A.D.) At the weekend the Blogger Grace Nearing participated in BAD from another Blog which involved dropping a Blog from yer Blogroll, my Blog had the honour of getting dropped. I read the original idea of this Amnesty Day and its all to do with not feeling bad about dumping someone.
Grace Nearing shouldn't feel bad as well the only reason I knew about her Blog was by luck, its not as if she commented on me or anything or we shared intercourse via e-mail but it seems she has issues about being a small Blog.
Blogroll Amnesty Day is about small or new Bloggers upset about not being able to get onto the Blogrolls of big or established Bloggers.
They feel discriminated against I suppose that the big Bloggers don't want to link to every new blog they don't know who never comment, or don't do the networking thing and will only post once a month and last 2 months because they can't think of anything to say or delete in a fit of depression. Those bigger well established blogs are right cunts, its all about the millions of new blogs out there.
The post was called '(Happy?) Blogroll Amnesty Day.' (B.A.D.) At the weekend the Blogger Grace Nearing participated in BAD from another Blog which involved dropping a Blog from yer Blogroll, my Blog had the honour of getting dropped. I read the original idea of this Amnesty Day and its all to do with not feeling bad about dumping someone.
Grace Nearing shouldn't feel bad as well the only reason I knew about her Blog was by luck, its not as if she commented on me or anything or we shared intercourse via e-mail but it seems she has issues about being a small Blog.
Blogroll Amnesty Day is about small or new Bloggers upset about not being able to get onto the Blogrolls of big or established Bloggers.
They feel discriminated against I suppose that the big Bloggers don't want to link to every new blog they don't know who never comment, or don't do the networking thing and will only post once a month and last 2 months because they can't think of anything to say or delete in a fit of depression. Those bigger well established blogs are right cunts, its all about the millions of new blogs out there.
I've linked to people who e-mail me and suggest it or start commenting and I like their Blogs or them, not because I owe it to small blogs to give them a chance, maybe they should be more interesting.
Hey I'm the best Blogger in the world and only now have I started to get links up on Irish Blogs, maybe they don't like being called Bogtrotters or I'm not Irish enough or maybe they just don't like me, it could happen sometimes people just read me to tell me they don't like me.
I'm not going to worry about why so and so is on someone's Blogroll and I'm not, I could delete all the links that haven't linked back to me but sometimes I like to go over and see what they are up to.
I've got so many links and not enough time to visit being a 'Big Blogger' and all.
I didn't know about the small Blog sense of inadequacy or entitlement. When I started I commented and made myself a nuisance until I got noticed and people saw I wasn't a fly by night Blog but a brilliantly humourous Blogger of immense genius but I don't like to brag, now only fear and professional jealously stops others from linking to me and I can handle that because I was spammed for 2 months last year and only the greats get spammed like that, mediocre Blogs get ignored.
I'm sorry to all those that feel left out because I never linked to you, I'm sure I just didn't notice you unless I was ignoring you on purpose so now that's you well paranoid.
Within 10 minutes of finding out about this whole sub-culture of issues that goes on beyond the SCRIPTOIDS Blog to the other blogs and whoever the sad cunt that started was I found a comment on craigslist from someone who has commented at least twice on me but doesn't link telling people how hilarious I am and that they bet I'm really a bored hoosewife.
It shows you about the effect and range this Interweb thing has and that someone thousands of miles away could either be praising you or throwing darts at yer picture and you'd never know it.
Like I have always said someday I'll quit this Blogging lark never knowing that some Pacific island has set me up as their God and I've got 50 million people silently reading me on Bloglines.
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