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Saturday, February 9, 2008

I am The Alpha Male

For fucks sake Vince Vaughn yer such a fag, now swallow my love ya bitch.

Scottish comedian and actor Craig Ferguson has done the dirty on his country, he has now gone onto my list of people to kill just after Dolph Lundgren , its a very long list which shall keep me busy for the next 60 odd years. Steve Irwin was mine but not Heath ledger, never dangle a fucking baby, yes Michael Jackson some day I shall find you.

Ferguson who likes to play yer typical English twat type now has a chat show in America so the cunt decided to become an American citizen . He is doomed to suffer a life time of being mis-taken for Irish and asked about haggis, bagpipes and kilts. You have forfeited yer natural superiority over the Yanks and can no longer go on about how fat and stupid they are because you are now one of them.

I cried when I heard the news and then I wept and then I gurned my lamps out.


Look at this smug cunt, go on start telling us how everything is bigger in America, the cars, the people, the egos. Enjoy him while you can.


The things I have to do to get a cup of tea.

Old Knudsen is Buy-Sexual, I'm so full of the horn I have to sometimes pay for sex as wanking, pocket pussys, actual cats and jars of liver tend to get dull or go off after a while and I need the thrill, plus I'm fucking sick of eating the liver afterwards, waste not want not.
Don't judge me ya cunts I'm a sex addict so its no my fault.

So seriously no offense to the Yanks but why would you want to be a fucking American when you could be Scottish? I just don't get it.

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