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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Sean Penn, two four letter words.

Old Knudsen doesn't make threats, he makes promises, heres your Sean fucking wank dog Penn post--------as promised, who cares if you wanted it or not? read it then fuck off.
Its been said that Sean Penn is one of the most talented actors of his generation, well Old Knudsen never said it, I can't stand the man, he gives off an air like hes so serious and intense every hour of the day, when I see that wee shite I just want to make a load of jokes at his expense that hes not going to get so he'll end up getting angry and trashes his hotel room because hes not as smart as he thinks he is, yeah Mr Penn intense that.
He made his feature debut in the 1981 film Taps, I actually like that one, it was the energetic Tom Cruise that made it for me, what ever happened to him? oh yeah, brain washing.

I remember in the mid 80's the papers always had pictures of an angry Penn charging the Paparazzi and punching them to the ground, when was the last time you saw a photographer hit back? they may be annoying but lay of the coke Bullyboy.
Back then Madonna was hot, and as soon as she was tainted with the festering lice ridden cock of Mr Penn she lost her sex appeal and that movie Shanghai Surprise didn't help, how many shit films will it take Madonna? you are crap! no talented actor husband or talented director husband will change that.

Casualties of war was a good one, not because of Penn, but Michael J Fox and the whole scary situation they were in, Penn does excel at playing thoroughly unlikable characters, maybe a little too well, is it all acting?
What about that piece of necrotic tissue 'We're no Angels' ? Penn and De Niro were trying too see who could do the most silliest faces in a most unfunny comedy, my blog is funnier and this blog is shite, I'm not even going to mention 'I am Sam' ok well maybe I will, how many people went to see it just to laugh at a tard? nothing wrong with that, what other reason would God put them here but for us to laugh at?
I don't care about Mystic river, if Clint Eastwood has anything to do with a movie, he had better have a tough cop with an over powerful handgun or he can fuck off, oh and sound bites, "do ya feel lucky punk?"
21 grams was kinda depressing, but Old Knudsen did notice that Penn totally put Naomi Watts' erect nipple into his mouth, now that's what I call talented acting, I can picture Penn all intense talking over the scene " you know Naomi, I think it would totally help the scene if you let me suck your nipples ride you hard and then I give you a Dirty Sanchez"
When New Orleans got some water damage due to being built in a really stupid place the world was asking,"where is Sean Penn? he'll save those poor uneducated barely able to speak the English language people" , Sean, being intense got a boat and a shotgun (to shoot Quails I suppose) and motored around pulling folks out of the water, I'm sure he could of afforded 10 boats or one really big one and a helicopter, "what do you know Old Knudsen? you weren't there" screams Mr Penn, no I wasn't, I was sitting in Fema HQ wondering if the alarm bell meant an emergency or its lunchtime, I voted for lunch.

Old Knudsen likes to sit up late and watch the Oscars, no Sammy, that doesn't mean I'm Gay, did you see that dress kate Winslet was wearing? Vera Wang sure out did herself, anyway when Chris Rock decided to pitch all the jokes at Johnny black fellow forgetting its the Jews that run things he made a comment about Jude Law, to paraphrase, "who is this Jude Law? hes been in everything and comments on all the posts" no wait that's Kieran, anyway, it was an amusing joke, unless you're a stuck up serious actor, Sean Penn came on next and said, "Jude law is a fine and talented actor that's who he is" , c'mon, grow a sense of humour, Kieran took it in good spirit, well except for those nasty e-mails but that was the crayons talking.
I recently read an article about Jude Law, he took the comment that Rock made and formed a grudge that he still holds, well Mr Nanny, you 're a dopey cunt , being pretty won't help you, if you're a total wanker.
Expect to read about Jude Law in the next 18 months.

Just to finish Sean Penn off, I would like to see if the sword is mightier than the Penn, a cage match, him and me, I know he reads this Blog, I get the sword as I'm just and old feeble man with one leg and hemorrhoids.

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