Yes I am Old Knudsen, hey stop taking my fucking photo, who are you? News of the world? she looked 18 how was I to know?
Try to stay with me people, you know the way a Blogger comes on and is around for a bit and then just suddenly stops ? yeah sure you do well I suspect we have a serial killer amongst us.
I'm trying to see a pattern for the killings but I suspect this has been going on for years. I need your help people it could be any one of us, but not me as I'm writing this so therefore you can trust me. Probably a troll without a blog of their own that lurks getting as much info on his/her (probably a his as weemen are crap serial killers) target before they jet off and kill them.
Their home has a den no doubt with pictures of avatars over the walls and their favourite posts printed out, are you getting creeped out yet? I know I am, as me being a very important Blogger. I didn't say popular I said important as its a little known fact that I saved blogging but I won't get into that but I'm sure to be a target.
I don't want to alarm you all but we're all gonna be slaughtered. I think some Bloggers have a run in with this killer and are too frightened to continue to Blog, and people say," hey why don't you Blog any more?" and they make up some shit but you can tell they are frightened, those that just vanish are dismissed as being nuts or emotional so we all accept it as we didn't really know them anyway.
I name this serial killer the Blog Ripper.
Well ok I don't know how they are killed and if I find out no doubt I'll change the name to suit, how many reports on murders mention that murder victims have Blogs? see? the authorities are on to it and are trying to hush it up. I fully expect an e-mail from Interpol very soon telling me to keep this quiet and will I be bait for the killer, will I like fuck go to my links for that .
On a personal note, rest in peace in Blogger heaven. Me and Indigo Montoya .
Hanuman and Capgras Delusion I hope you are both safe.
Don't give into threats or intimidation be a martyr for Blogging and yer name will live on until we delete yer useless lifeless link on this I swear.
I'm trying to see a pattern for the killings but I suspect this has been going on for years. I need your help people it could be any one of us, but not me as I'm writing this so therefore you can trust me. Probably a troll without a blog of their own that lurks getting as much info on his/her (probably a his as weemen are crap serial killers) target before they jet off and kill them.
Their home has a den no doubt with pictures of avatars over the walls and their favourite posts printed out, are you getting creeped out yet? I know I am, as me being a very important Blogger. I didn't say popular I said important as its a little known fact that I saved blogging but I won't get into that but I'm sure to be a target.
I don't want to alarm you all but we're all gonna be slaughtered. I think some Bloggers have a run in with this killer and are too frightened to continue to Blog, and people say," hey why don't you Blog any more?" and they make up some shit but you can tell they are frightened, those that just vanish are dismissed as being nuts or emotional so we all accept it as we didn't really know them anyway.
I name this serial killer the Blog Ripper.
Well ok I don't know how they are killed and if I find out no doubt I'll change the name to suit, how many reports on murders mention that murder victims have Blogs? see? the authorities are on to it and are trying to hush it up. I fully expect an e-mail from Interpol very soon telling me to keep this quiet and will I be bait for the killer, will I like fuck go to my links for that .
On a personal note, rest in peace in Blogger heaven. Me and Indigo Montoya .
Hanuman and Capgras Delusion I hope you are both safe.
Don't give into threats or intimidation be a martyr for Blogging and yer name will live on until we delete yer useless lifeless link on this I swear.
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