Old Knudsen Is Too Sexy Top Ten.

Right Said Fred say, "sorted".


I'm too sexy for washing. I'm not getting my hole and its not Christmas or my birthday yet so why bother?

I'm too sexy for working for a living. tried it once and found it interfered with me drinking, just as well, now a days they crack doon on airline pilots that are drunk while flying.

I'm too sexy for health food, no fat no sugar no taste, the people of Israel lived on deep fried mars bars from heaven for 40 years while out in the desert.

I'm too sexy for weemen that turn me doon. Must be Leezers.

I'm too sexy for queer barry at the post office who eyes up me mates and ignores me ------------- fucker.

I'm too sexy for YouTube. John Lennon said Imagine all the people, not YouTube them all.

I'm too sexy for correct punctuation. used it once it seemed a bit ghey.

I'm too sexy for my hat.

I'm too sexy for the right to choose, no its the right to life, oh I can never keep those straight so to be on the safe side I have a box with all the hankies and socks I've used to mop up when I spill me seed.

I'm too sexy for Blogging, read this by a fine young writer on the subject.