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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Overrated Over Sexed And Over Here.

Clive Owen, mediocre at best, off with his head.

I got the idea for writing about things that I think are overrated from Foot Eater who in turn got it from Andraste who in turn got it off a homeless crackhead she saved from drowning, long story. I'm sure there are many more but I really couldn't be arsed, I was going to do a list of Bloggers who I think are overrated but my own name kept coming to mind. If you wonder why I no longer do links in my posts, I talk about you bastards all the time too much like hard work.


Citizen Kane: what a load of shite, its one of those films people pretend to like and admire in order to be a trendy intellectual.

Uma Thurman,Kate Moss,Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta Jones .


Playstation/video games: I get bored with these too easily as they require minimal thinking and like Blockbuster films only entertain the surface of the brain.

Charles Dickens: "This universal watchfulness not only stopped him on the highway twenty times in a stage , but retarded his progress twenty times in a day , by riding after him and taking him back , riding before him and stopping him by anticipation, riding with him and keeping him in charge."

he has all that riding and even a retard and he can't make it sexy , funny or vaguely interesting ::::::::yawn::::::::: what a boring cunt.

The Kennedys :I never saw the attraction or their charm, a bunch of ugly dirty dicks from a rich crooked family that couldn't keep it zipped, Irish Mafia . Did ya see the size of JFK's head? no wonder lee Harvey Oswald was able to hit it with a crappy rifle, his noggin was massive.

Marilyn Monroe: famous for playing sexy but dumb weemen though she was well spoken in real life, more of an attention whore than me if that's possible, I don't see the big deal.

James Dean: couldn't act for shit and always looked like he was about to cry, one less bad actor in my opinion, rebel without any talent .

Female Porn Stars: with fake boobs that have shifted due to excessive abuse, bleached blonde hair a ton of makeup and deep cell tans aging them decades, in no way sexy.

Hand Jobs: why bother ? no one knows yer stick like you do men. I actually know this fella that when he was young the gurl he was with was a little too rough, he ended up in hospital circumcised due to her inexperience.

East Enders: going by this soap opera cockneys are mean, depressing people, they probably are but I really don't want to know about their lives. I never see chimney sweeps or pearly Kings and Queens, "if you go down Lambeth way, any evening any day, you'll find them all, doing the Lambeth walk Oy!"

Science: Scientists and those Scientologists think they can explain or take the credit for everything, well I don't believe in Science, it doesn't exist .

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