Fuck the McRib I want hairy bacon.A rare breed of pig has been reintroduced to the UK . The Curly coat or Mangalitza pig became extinct in the UK in 1972 but thankfully many were sold to Hungry in the 1920's where they were able to survive the harsh winters and the three breeds of hairy pigs fitted in nicely as wife replacements for many a lonely porker (the official title of pig farmers) pigs are serious tasty business just ask the British Pig Association.
With publicity from the film "Snatch," George Clooney having one as a pet before he fucked it to death and the Canadian porker serial killer feeding his victims to his gaggle of pigs soon pigs are to be the new cow or chicken.
Pigs are said to be as smart as dogs and dolphins which means they are pretty fucking stupid but if it wasn't for eating pig's trotters, Britain would never have survived 1940 and the attacks of that Nazi Swine Hitler.
Pigs are said to be as smart as dogs and dolphins which means they are pretty fucking stupid but if it wasn't for eating pig's trotters, Britain would never have survived 1940 and the attacks of that Nazi Swine Hitler.
A Young Red Mangalitza WeanerOnce you get past the idea that they stand in their own shit all day the trotters are quite nice.
Don't choke a chicken, pork a pig.
Don't choke a chicken, pork a pig.
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