Horny Hilary as I call her wasn't very impressed with the way I portrayed her in my book "To all the gurls I've loved before" so she used her power and influence to have it removed from the shelves. That's what happens when you tell the truth. I met her at a fund raiser for her campaign as first lady er I mean as president, I shook her hand and said, "you've got a great pair of tits why is my cock not between them?" that got her interested. In fact that line has a 98% success rate in my experience.Before you know it I was being escorted by the security up to her room for a night of wild banging as Bill sat in the corner of our dark room smoking a cigar.
She gave a speech the next day smelling like Old Knudsen sex.
I'd rate her 4 out of 10 a little too submissive for my liking and for what she did to my book I urge you not to vote for her.
If you want to read other Old Knudsen books I have listed a few I have written over the years. My agent wanted me to do books for the blind but I doubt as they can't see I'm sure they can't read either, fuck my agent is dumb. Old Knudsen Books
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