Saturday Shit List (22 Questions Of Pain)

Some Goofy Woman said...
I tagged you, and I'm sorry.It's only because I have a crush on you. - AD

Yeah yeah she sweet talked me then buttered me up with naked pictures to do the worse meme ever. I added some pictures of my own to pep it up as 60% of my music collection was destroyed during the war. I'm sure you've heard of some of these songs.

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY? Jolene, Dolly Parton (is fucking class, have you seen the tits on that bird Vicar?)

These tits don't belong to Dolly but who really cares?

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Its probably me, Sting with Eric Clapton from" lethal weapon 3" (I want to save the world)

Does Ironman's shit come out black?

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-A-Lot (well what were you expecting nice eyes?)

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Ring of fire, Johnny Cash (it kept me awake all last night I think I have worms)

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE? Common people by Pulp (cos they dance and drink and screw because there's nothing else to do)

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? I wanna be sedated, The Ramones

(life is too fucking long and boring and I can't take boredom)

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Hopelessly devoted to you, Olivia Newton John (I substituted the word friends for people I know)

Weemen want to do me and men want to be me its a curse and a blessing.

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? Try a little tenderness Ottis Redding ( the hate mail does start to sting after a while)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Honky tonk weemen, The Rolling Stones (not sure what honky tonk really is but it sounds dirty)

10. WHAT IS 2+2? Pennsylvania 6-5000, Glenn Miller (what a stupid question how the fuck am I supposed to know?)

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Who can it be now? Men at work (I'm a loner as no one can be trusted to stand by their word and honour besides everyone is out to get me)

10. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Touch me, The Doors ( Are yer hands clean? then give me a hand job)

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Tragedy, The Bee Gees (yep how fucking ghey but you've read my blog)

Yes my blog reads like this sometimes.

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Mack the knife, Bobby Darin (hes just so fucking cool)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Solid like a rock, Ashford and Simpson (I hate this song but its a great double entendre)

My cock is as solid as the rock of Gibraltar. Shoot to kill policy 1988 in Gibraltar SAS 3- IRA nil.

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? People are strange, The Doors (they never did get me at all, not like the Yanks don't get me they just don't know me)

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

I'm not in love, 10cc ( the more you get married the more you see what a corrupt system it is)

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Another one bites the dust, Queen (The cunts will play what they like I'm dead)

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Afternoon delight, Starland vocal band then some Saturday nights alright for fighting, Elton John ( I doubt Elton has ever been in a fight)

Is this a fight or a delight?

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash ( I shot a man in Reno Just to watch him die, well ok I've never been to Reno and it was hammer blows to the head to watch him shit himself when he died)

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Don't stand so close to me, The police (unless yer buying a round)

And ladies, hes single yep hard to believe

22. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS? What difference does it make? The Smiths ( the mantra of the depressed, I see the big picture and then don't give a fuck its only blogging)

Do they care about my blog? ha ha ha ha staying alive staying alive.

And to the originator of this meme.