Toy Safety Is For The Weak

Its coming up to Christmas and you still don't know what to get that little terrorist in the family. What about an "Explode me Muhammad?" have hours of endless fun ranting about the west and then you push the button for realistic explosive carnage, each Explode me Muhammad comes with its own bag of heavy duty nuts and bolts that can be added for that extra special bit of holy bloodshed.


The English teacher Gillian Gibbons is back in the civilised UK after two British Muslims peers went over to secure her release. One of those peers Baroness Warsi has gone into Old Knudsen's wank bank though I don't support her politics but its not her politics that gives Old Knudsen a stiffy.

Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, I want to make babies with you to unite our two communities.

Gibbons was given a presidential pardon and now Sudan is quite embarrassed.

Not very good friends with the UK due to Gordon Brown threatening sanctions all the time because of the Dafur genocide President al-Bashir of the Sudan saw the teddy bear fiasco as a way to unite the ragheads and teach Britain a lesson.

Those Sudanese wogs aren't too smart and even staged protests with the calls for execution only made the rest of the world see them as idiots.


One of the most corrupt states in Africa, Sudan has earned a place in my gallery of wankers.